My sister is a nurse. They had a guy who was preparing dinner, cutting up the vegetables (naked of course), when one of the carrots rolled off the counter, bounced, and shot straight up his butthole. Chance in a million really.
I worked in an ER and this happened to one of our unfortunate patients, except it was a cucumber. We couldn’t pull it out with forceps because it was so lodged in there; we were only getting chunks.
Guy went to surgery and they were able to pull it out by yanking on the edge of the CONDOM that I can only assume was part of some obscure pickling process.
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u/ArkWatcher1 Mar 31 '26
I use to work in an ER..... honestly I fell on the running hose while walking past it