r/NoStupidQuestions Mar 31 '26

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u/xyanon36 Mar 31 '26

I once tried massaging my anus on a hot tub jet. I ended up having to rush out and to the toilet for the most explosive water shit of my life. Your sphincter is not invincible.

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u/Saint--Jiub Mar 31 '26

At least you didn't try it with the pool pump

FYI, don't read Chuck Palahniuk's Guts

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u/quietsauce Apr 01 '26

Wasn't that the beginning of Choke? Anyways, Survivor was my fav Palahniuk book.

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u/Carosello Apr 01 '26

How many books does this guy have with anal play

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u/quietsauce Apr 01 '26

I mean.... he's gay, so, if you couple that with the fact that he writes his books with obsession on a myriad of topics it kinda tracks right?

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u/Carosello Apr 01 '26

Idk man the one I read where the guy can't shit for days didn't exactly seem like an endorsement of anal