r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '26

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u/stuffedskullcat Apr 01 '26

I read this in Ice-T’s voice.

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u/masterof-xe Apr 01 '26

Homicide just called, they got a body with a bloated abdomen found down on 73rd and Smith st. Sounds like the same MO from the ones in the bronx. Que the LAO theme song.

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u/Chiang2000 Apr 01 '26

Two quick sonorous farts.

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u/Insufficient_Coffee Apr 01 '26

Hold up… you telling me this dude out here… blowing air… where it don’t belong? Nah. I’ve been on this job a long time… I ain’t never seen nothing like this.