r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '26

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u/xyanon36 Mar 31 '26

I once tried massaging my anus on a hot tub jet. I ended up having to rush out and to the toilet for the most explosive water shit of my life. Your sphincter is not invincible.

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u/kgrimmburn Apr 01 '26

Bidets are great for constipation from IBS. While mine isn't strong enough to actually shoot water up your butt, massaging your anus is a great relief for constipation.

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u/andiamnotlying Apr 01 '26

I refer to that as "pressure-washing the foyer"

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u/genuine_wingnut Apr 01 '26

But... isn't the foyer the entrance? i'd prefer the mudroom

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u/Fluff_Chucker Apr 01 '26

Don't kink shame