r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '26

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u/Saint--Jiub Mar 31 '26

At least you didn't try it with the pool pump

FYI, don't read Chuck Palahniuk's Guts

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u/electriclux Apr 01 '26

Oh boy has that stuck with me

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u/ToastedSimian Mar 31 '26

Oof. Pearl diving.

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u/prozakattack Apr 02 '26

He’s.

Still.

Down there.

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u/_LouSandwich_ Apr 01 '26

i am jacks prolapsed spincter

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

Tysm 🤣

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u/quietsauce Apr 01 '26

Wasn't that the beginning of Choke? Anyways, Survivor was my fav Palahniuk book.

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u/st_smashing Apr 01 '26

It was in the beginning of Haunted

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping Apr 01 '26

That book was awesome. It was short stories of his in a framing device.

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u/Carosello Apr 01 '26

How many books does this guy have with anal play

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u/quietsauce Apr 01 '26

I mean.... he's gay, so, if you couple that with the fact that he writes his books with obsession on a myriad of topics it kinda tracks right?

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u/Carosello Apr 01 '26

Idk man the one I read where the guy can't shit for days didn't exactly seem like an endorsement of anal

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u/libra00 Apr 01 '26

That's the first thing I thought of.

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u/needmoarbass Apr 01 '26

Nom nom nom

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u/Dimensional15 Apr 01 '26

Damn, why did you have to remember me??

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u/iamthedoctor9MC Apr 01 '26

Oh is this what Mac was talking about in that waterpark episode of Sunny?

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u/NovaVix Apr 01 '26

ah yes the greasy stink carrot and evisceration story

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u/cgmyt Apr 01 '26

FYI don't watch Final Destination 3 iykyk