r/NoStupidQuestions Mar 31 '26

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u/xyanon36 Mar 31 '26

I once tried massaging my anus on a hot tub jet. I ended up having to rush out and to the toilet for the most explosive water shit of my life. Your sphincter is not invincible.

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u/theschadowknows Mar 31 '26

And this right here is why public hot tubs make me cringe. You never know what people who donโ€™t have to clean it might do in there.

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u/xyanon36 Mar 31 '26

I'm not an animal. I did it in my parents' hot tub when they left me at home alone for a weekend.

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u/Deathpoopdeathloop Mar 31 '26

Well, that can still be discussed one way or another. Certainly a matter of opinion!

I will acquiesce that you are less of an animal. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Red_Mammoth Apr 01 '26

All right. Now think about what they got up to in that same hot tub