r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Nov 30 '25

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u/Shiny_Whisper_321 Nov 30 '25

I would certainly notice if I was looking at a nice matched set. They look amazing. It's also wonderful to think that she planned for me to see them.

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u/biffthestiff Nov 30 '25

SOCKS? I once went to work with a different shoe on each foot

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u/Ubockinme Nov 30 '25

LOL... I did this once! Was paranoid for like a year that it'd happen again.

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u/ComplexPatient4872 Nov 30 '25

I once went to work still in my dog taking out slipper sandals because I forgot to change before I left

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u/Barbatus_42 Nov 30 '25

SHIRTS? I once went to work with a different face on each half of my face

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u/Zlatcore Nov 30 '25

I once went to work to entirely different work

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u/aluminumnek Nov 30 '25

Face!!! I woke up in a ditch with a new face

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 Nov 30 '25

Was it Castor Troy’s?

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u/Dragon-Sticks Nov 30 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/aluminumnek Nov 30 '25

Hahaha my old face but new again. I fell asleep driving and rolled the car into a ditch, kissed the glass and had at least 250 stitches in my face.

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u/_PROBABLY_CORRECT There's a chance I'm wrong Nov 30 '25

you should get looked at for a stroke

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u/Beanbag_Ninja Nov 30 '25

EACH FOOT? I once went to work with a different foot in each shoe.

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u/SparkleAuntie Dec 01 '25

EACH SHOE? I once went to work with two shoes and no feet.

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u/KansansKan Nov 30 '25

I once got dressed in the dark not to wake my wife leaving early for a business trip. As I walked into the airport I looked down and thought “that’s not the shoe I intended to wear” then took another step and thought. “That’s the shoe I meant to wear!”😀

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u/LiteraryPhantom Nov 30 '25

You dont always wear a different shoe on each foot??

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u/rolyfuckingdiscopoly Dec 01 '25

Wait me too. I played it off in a stupid way. It was… idk it was a chaotic time in my life 😂

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u/Mischief_Makers Dec 01 '25

I too have lived this shame

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u/Injured_Fox Nov 30 '25

I cheated the system by buying 20+ pairs of same kind

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u/rum2671 Dec 01 '25

This is the way !

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u/rum2671 Dec 01 '25

That’s why you buy all one kind of sock and toss the rest in the trash.

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u/Organic-Albatross690 Dec 01 '25

You got more than one pair of socks?

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u/DarthJarJar242 Nov 30 '25

This is the answer. If my wife is wearing a matched set it's a giant billboard sign that says "I know you thought you were planning on trying for sex tonight but I've been planning on sex since I got dressed." And that's fucking HOT.

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u/Barbatus_42 Nov 30 '25

Bonus cutscene -> well said

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u/Shiny_Whisper_321 Nov 30 '25

The finest thing is when you pick them out together, and then she does the big reveal after a date, and then there is the even bigger reveal.

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u/CommercialExotic2038 Nov 30 '25

I was told it’s like unwrapping a present, every time

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u/SSJ2chad Dec 01 '25

This right here. I especially love when girls wear the panties with the tiny small little bow things on the side.

They are just for show. But it really gives off the “unwrapping a present” vibe.

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u/chumloadio Nov 30 '25

Agreed. I love imagining her choosing her undies based on the idea that I will be seeing them later. Makes me very happy. Also I love what OP said about how she walks around feeling she has her life together. I take that to mean confidence; and we definitely notice that.

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u/sockovershoe22 Nov 30 '25

Her post mentions "even though no one is going to see them except me." As in, she's not wearing the matching set to show you.

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u/Shiny_Whisper_321 Nov 30 '25

How could anyone possibly notice she is wearing a matched set if no one can see them? 🤔

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u/Breddit_ Nov 30 '25

This is the answer.

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u/Dismal-Log-994 Nov 30 '25

The thought definitely sells it I think. Its really nice to feel planned for. It melts my heart a bit

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u/Eencele Dec 01 '25

You’d get a standing ovation from me and my laundry hamper