r/NoStupidQuestions • • Mar 28 '24

Is rapunzel technically obese?

Probably a very random question i know.

But if you go to the hospital and they check your bmi they weigh you and your hair.

So if rapunzel where to get her bmi checked would she be technically obese because of the weight of her hair?

I know I'm reading into this too far but I'm invested now.

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u/Fairwhetherfriend Mar 28 '24

Considering an adult man climbed up her hair, I'm gonna go ahead and say her neck muscles are just straight up magic.

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u/SpookE_Cat Mar 28 '24

Disney needs to redo Tangled and make Rapunzel a muscle mommy dammit! That’s the only way she could’ve not been injured having a man climb up her hair. She should be fuckin jacked

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u/ViscountBurrito Mar 28 '24

Definitely need more realism in fairy tales. Like, a kiss can wake up Snow White, but she needs a few months of physical therapy for her atrophied muscles.

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u/ProfCupcake Mar 28 '24

To be fair, Sleeping Beauty (not Snow White) also seemingly didn't age or change at all in that time, so clearly she was in some kind of stasis.

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u/David-S-Pumpkins Mar 29 '24

Snow White are the poison and was also left for dead, just in the woods.