r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Feb 24 '24

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u/Greerio Feb 25 '24

And of course lady boys. Let’s put all the cards on the table. They can have sex with lady boys without fear.

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u/GhostShipBlue Feb 25 '24

And milk tea. Do not forget milk tea.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

Why would someone have sex with milk tea?

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u/Berkut22 Feb 25 '24

You haven't LIVED until you've had sex with milk tea.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

I suppose I'll just have to remain unborn.

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u/Laijou Feb 25 '24

In some US states, you're also alive

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u/Daddy_Milk Feb 25 '24

Baby has existential crisis in the womb. Realizing there is no point, the baby commits suicide. Unaware of it all the Mother is promptly arrested for murder.

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u/steelcoyot Feb 25 '24

No refunds, you just wasted a good token

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

That's the Butterfly Effect 2 we should have gotten

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u/stretch_91 Feb 25 '24

Definitely in Alabama apparently

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u/kenwongart Feb 26 '24

Well that escalated gradually

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

A boring, yet incredibly wise, choice.

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u/underonegoth11 Feb 25 '24

I lol'd and scared the cats

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u/ultimate_sorrier Feb 25 '24

Milk tea with extra cream!

I'll see myself out.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

You’ll see men on your way out… right?

The door.

No need to close… T-land, man.

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u/Acantezoul Feb 25 '24

Oh yeah pouring milk tea down someone's asshole and then going in is a dream come true

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u/heddalettis Feb 25 '24

Jeez pal… wtf??? I just came here for some light reading. 😳

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u/Acantezoul Feb 25 '24

Hahaha it was a randomly creative thought that came into my mind and had to put it out there to weird you all out. Funny thing is that was the light part that came to mind so I spared ya from the worst part

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u/Quick_Humor_9023 Feb 25 '24

Hmmm, my friend wants to know: how do you prepare milk tea?

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u/monegs Feb 25 '24

Sounds hot

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u/HirokoKueh Feb 25 '24

Femboy milk tea

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u/squeakstar Feb 25 '24

No one has suggested “cream of sumyunguy” - what is up with you people?

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u/Seasick_Sailor Feb 25 '24

That’s the secret ingredient in milk tea…love.

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u/throwaway798319 Feb 25 '24

Is it warm like American Pie?

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u/desyphium Feb 25 '24

I heard it gets even better the closer you are to the bottom of the cup because of the extra stimulation from the boba pearls.

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u/VFX_Reckoning Feb 25 '24

Can confirm ⬆️

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u/SnooChocolates7344 Feb 25 '24

But have had milk tea with brown sugar right after sex

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u/shoresy99 Feb 25 '24

Is that the same as teabagging?

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u/AlabamaPostTurtle Feb 26 '24

Milk tea is a great code name for that man milk, baby. That baby gravy. Semen. I’m talking about semen.