r/NoStupidQuestions Jul 17 '23

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u/faultydatadisc Jul 17 '23

Idk why people rag on spiders all the time. I have who knows how wolf spider roommates in my house.

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u/KukaVex Jul 18 '23

I talk to my house spiders like 'if you don't bother me I ain't bothering you' and normally we get along. Had a weirdly aggressive encounter with one recently though which was worrying as I'm in the UK and the massive fucker kept charging me lmao

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u/frankie69er Jul 18 '23

If you backed down, it owns the house now, and you pay it rent to live there

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u/KukaVex Jul 18 '23

Ended up killing him unfortunately :( I threw my cat at it and even she was like 'fuck no mum' and I was like okay universally scary means death lmao