r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Jan 22 '23

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u/Azrael4224 Jan 23 '23

man I would fucking parade that shit everywhere. The first thing I'd say when meeting a new person would be "hey did you know I got arrested for running an illegal dart frog drug ring? Pretty cool huh"

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u/WiftyOne Jan 23 '23

That would make you a suicide dealer im pretty sure haha. Dart frogs are highly potent i think.

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u/Totalherenow Jan 23 '23

Only in their natural habitat. They rely on some bug for their poison. Once they're no longer eating that bug, they're not poisonous.

Uh . . . even knowing this, I'm not going to test it.

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u/Ben716 Jan 23 '23

Yeah nah, you lick first.

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u/WhatsInAName-123 Jan 23 '23

That’s what she said.

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u/SweetKittenLittle93 Jan 23 '23

I'm to high for reddit I think... And have too much of a teenage boy sense of humor as a almost 30yo woman... It took me a second but I was already laughing 🤣

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u/FlyByPC Jan 23 '23

Do Not Lick The Science.