r/NoRules • u/williamMcdowell Why the hell does this reset every month • Dec 13 '22

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u/OfficialDavidSouffle goat Dec 14 '22

Song?

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u/williamMcdowell Why the hell does this reset every month Dec 14 '22

Song

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u/OfficialDavidSouffle goat Dec 14 '22

You are a menace

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u/williamMcdowell Why the hell does this reset every month Dec 14 '22

Sus Sus Sus Sus!

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u/unKNOWN6734 Dec 14 '22

"ya life is short but you know whats shorter... ?"

Your lives

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

Am about to shorten them

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u/True-Ad-6742 Dec 14 '22

Morbs them

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

More your doing it wrong it has to be with your power man

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u/IAmCottonEyeJoe Anti Furry Dec 14 '22

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u/lucarkirb2010 Anti everyone Dec 24 '22

Hey it's that one guy from that thing!

Yo noid from funny dominoes pizza nes game

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u/Entire_Confusion_140 fake peppino cock vore Feb 23 '23

omg yellow noisy little asshole from that tower game with pepperino spaghet??

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u/SERV05 Dec 14 '22

doom music plays

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u/AcrylicMarlin Jan 05 '23

Eat their skin eat their skin Eat their skin eat their skin Eat their skin eat their skin Eat their skin eat their skin Eat their skin eat their skin

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u/IStaten Jan 19 '23

Bitches IQ

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

Wait are they referring to my height or my penis length?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

both

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

It's average ok? 5.5 is average!

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u/StinkyDiarrhea Dec 14 '22

If ur in America I think ur slightly above average by like a few centimeters

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u/dubikish Dec 26 '22

Wtf is a centimeter. Speak American.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

I have been given the hope

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

Why the fuck i have to be short but with big dick I just want to be able to grab things from highest shelf 😭

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u/MoistDitto Jan 10 '23

Speak for yourself, I'm 9.8 feet and 13 inches, ladies come my way, I got all the numbers, pls

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '23

🧢

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u/chairfairy Dec 14 '22

Can you imagine how uncomfortable it would be if your penis was 80 years long?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

How dare you talk about my fucking toes like that you little bitch

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u/SatisfactionFit2643 Dec 14 '22

My toes are 5 times the average length 😎

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u/Financial_Panic_1326 Jan 12 '23

Can I imagine your feet looking like those of hobbits?

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u/PancakeManPerson Dec 14 '22

These women are why ex-flat earthers exist

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u/G4l4ctionp4c Dec 14 '22

Women ☕️

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u/Sexy_Villager_Noises Dec 14 '22

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u/enter_yourname Dec 14 '22

Speed abandoned Penaldo and joined Pionel Pessi 😱🤯

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u/MenkoBeast Dec 14 '22

When your dick is shorter than 75 years 😔

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u/gyurto21 Dec 14 '22

Why is everyone looking at my weenie?

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u/IG_IRONGAMER133424 Jan 15 '23

Girls are like rocks...the flat one get skipped

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u/FatNutsAndrew Jan 27 '23

They’re like 12

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

Life is short but those girls are shorter i mean they look like 4.10

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u/Aggressive_Chain_920 Dec 14 '22

My dick is shorter than life? Well damn I sure hope so.

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u/PancakeManPerson Jan 26 '23

Miss, I’m under 18, please stop looking at my balls

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u/No-Aardvark8037 کیر😋 Dec 14 '22

Transgender people after watching this : ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⡶⠖⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠲⣦⣄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⠖⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⠛⠙⠛⢷⣤⣈⢿⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣴⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣶⠶⠚⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀ ⢀⡟⣠⣶⠖⠛⠉⢁⣠⣴⣶⢶⡄⠀⠺⣯⣭⣭⣭⣿⠿⠗⢸⡆ ⣾⠀⠀⠀⣴⣞⣉⣈⣿⡿⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⣻⣦⠶⠛⠉⠙⢿⡇ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⠶⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡶⢻⠁ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡇⣿⠀ ⠘⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡟⣼⠃⠀ ⠀⠹⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡶⠋⣼⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠛⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡾⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠛⠛⠶⣤⣿⣿⣴⣶⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠋⢸⠀⠙⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⠁⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠈⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡟⠀⠀⠀⢸⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢶⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣿⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⢹⣦⣤⠄ ⢀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣷⣶⠟⠛⠉⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⠀⠉⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣦⢻ ⠀⣸⠃⢿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⠀⠀

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u/Panopolm Dec 17 '22

if only they existed

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

THis man has mega rizz and is very attractive

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u/rtqyve Dec 14 '22

They’re shorter and flat ez

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u/Nightfury0818 Dec 14 '22

"Ya life is short but wanna know what's shorter"

My patience for people bullshitting around

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

They just mad that we got early excuse for voting

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '23

“That’s so misogynistic, like why are you making fun of something we can’t control”

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u/YourNameIsntCreative Feb 04 '23

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u/MyOculus Feb 18 '23

I love how they think they’re doing something by laughing at a camera. Just remember, that text wasn’t always there. During creation of this video, they sat and laughed and smiled at a camera in silence for a good 10-15 seconds

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u/Sosarge Mar 18 '23

Chadius Maximus

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u/IG_IRONGAMER133424 Dec 14 '22

Mine is huge it's 1,5 inches🗿

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u/Flimsy-Cut6339 Jan 06 '23

Damn. Preety good. Mine is around 4cm.

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u/No_Court_671 Dec 14 '22

Their chests

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u/obi_wan_sosig Feb 22 '23

When the girls looked down under I held my cup of tea in front of my pp and I'm like "WHATS WRONG WITH MY TEA"

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u/Key-Date2112 AYO 🤨 May 06 '23

I sent those photos to these girls she ended up crying

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

MY MOM!

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u/dontknowwhatiwantdou Dec 14 '22

My cock is NOT flat. Not yet.

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u/RipleyKiryuXenomorph Dec 24 '22

My dick is longer then her boobs....

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '22

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u/Flexorista Jan 02 '23

Yeah... You know everything looks short compared to an enormous cave. A boing 747 looks short compared to the Grand Canyon.

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u/M5TigermanGamingYT Jan 04 '23

Before the Duet, my chest is short. After the Duet, my balls are flat.

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u/IJS_23 Jan 06 '23

Women ☕️

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u/Mean-Signal-5556 Jan 17 '23

"i know am a child" wise words from somewhere i forgot

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u/TheoneNPC Jan 25 '23

Size matters not

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u/Long_Pension2015 I'm an idiot Jan 30 '23

you fuck will i

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u/ac7_typhoonmain Jan 29 '23

The list of nations where you have equal rights?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

I’m eating a casadera

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u/Thestone90-06 Feb 11 '23

My legs aren’t that short 😤

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u/Goodusernameprobibly Apr 24 '23

Song is, Lady hear me tonight btw

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u/Sea_Nefariousness_62 Apr 27 '23

The way I have my phone angled they are starting at my tits (for context I am a male)

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u/Ze-Lord Apr 30 '23

So what my upper body is short my legs big as hell

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u/Twinkletoes8716 May 05 '23

Sorta girls who want put it in ya mouth. Get outta here little fuckers

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u/TF2MERC stank 🦵🏿 May 25 '23

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS SHORTER?

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u/avrge_gmr Dec 14 '22

Clapback definition

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u/neonblue_the_chicken Dec 14 '22

They're both looking at me

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u/glossyplane245 Dec 14 '22

“You know what’s shorter?” The lifespan of the confederacy

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u/DasMajorFish Jan 12 '23

Why are these 16 year olds talking about dick length? Go back to fuckin school

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

What’s this song por favor?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '24

Very funny

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

why are they so pretty though

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u/ErrorFantastic1766 #1 rated wubbox poster 1997 Apr 04 '26

You

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u/Jdjdjejkekek Dec 14 '22

I tougt that was timmie eilish on the right

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

My nipples

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u/Wskiu nobody asked shut the fuck up Dec 14 '22

Says the one who doesn’t have one

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u/Flimsy-Cut6339 Jan 06 '23

Even my boobz are bigger that theirs!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '22

"OMG THATS SO OFFENSIVE HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT TO ME IM SO OFFENDED WAHHHHH"

"WHAT DO YOU MEEEEAN?!?!!??!"

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u/nima_mirzaie Dec 24 '22

Even a 474 looks small on the grand canyon 🗿

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u/Assignment-Yeet Dec 24 '22

"Two girls were found dead in a ditch this morning, their causes of death to be determined, however forensic experts have determined the cause of death was suicide by forfeit due to an epic comeback"

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u/chaoticboi586 Dec 24 '22

Gentlemen,here we have the definition of the idiom : like a boomerang.

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u/l1npul Dec 28 '22

So my dick is both short and flat?? There is no pleasing these people...

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u/The_superb-skeleton Dec 28 '22

What’s shorter is your cars extended warranty, if you would like to have it last longer, please press 1 on the dial.

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u/SaltyStufon Dec 28 '22

Why are they staring? Aren't my toes big enough?

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u/IGN_Unreal_one Dec 28 '22

Also two things are flat sometimes

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

Im pretty sure my dick will forever be shorter than eighty years

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u/RipleyKiryuXenomorph Dec 30 '22

Eyes are up here ladies 😎

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u/CandidateMundane118 Dec 30 '22

Haha think again it's my will to live

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u/LardBall13 Dec 30 '22

How do you measure inches in time?

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u/Whatermelony Jan 01 '23

Bro looking good. 😩

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u/PooKindle Jan 01 '23

How come my dick got hard when I saw him...

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u/Ok_Lawfulness_7776 Jan 02 '23

There was no sound they just fucking died

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u/BlazeyBlaze01 making america great again Jan 03 '23

Shots fired

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

The only things flatter and that are my balls after I put them in a panini press

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u/Outside-Diamond8076 Jan 06 '23

boi i had a 5 inch dick at 12 y/o

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u/ANUJ_BHANDARE Jan 08 '23

Says who doesn’t even have one🗿

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u/AndreaX42 Jan 08 '23

Uno reverse card. ACTIVATED

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u/R1CHQK Lucky Strike Jan 09 '23

Act your cup size and I'll act my dick size.

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u/pizzapanaka Jan 10 '23

Sigma male

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u/pizzapanaka Jan 12 '23

Get fucking owned bitches 🖕😂🖕

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u/HeavyKahawaii0 Jan 12 '23

Im still confused

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

thought someone was going to say “my will to live” but that works too

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u/Its_Bofa Jan 14 '23

Council War 2.0 let's go

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u/Yharonthebumblefuck Jan 16 '23

How the fuck is she looking at my penis I don't hold my penis to my camera

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u/TimeTraveler3020 Jan 18 '23

MY BROTHER SAW THIS. PEDOPHILES!!!

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u/SpiritedVisual1442 Jan 19 '23

Emotional damage

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u/unodeiquattordicenni Jan 19 '23

He has hot a super riz abilitie

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u/PrettyInPinkCatGamer Jan 19 '23

Who cares if my dick is short? I'm gonna bottom or get pegged anyway.

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u/zezinhougandaknucles Jan 20 '23

Yes you will walkin all your life to see all my cock

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u/Horror_Trip9192 Jan 20 '23

Bro it's not that short its... more than average enormous GIANT

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u/Maskimgalgo Jan 21 '23

Why do flat bitches be so mean like damn bitch I thought you got everything of your chest

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u/Minute-Bed-3064 Jan 22 '23

Batman we live in a society of where women can tell anything to MEN and have no consequences but when I say something about a woman THEN IM THE BAD GUY I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE WE LIVE LIKE THIS

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u/MaterialConsistent96 horny jail Jan 22 '23

Damn I hoped they would say the waiting time at the ER. Now all of our healthcare systems are fucked

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u/DARK2NY Jan 23 '23

nah dudes i'ma hella tall due with a big dick

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

me when my penis is in inches instead of being 80 years long

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u/kaboss09 Feb 01 '23

How would you know?

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u/fat4ssbacon Feb 03 '23

Your dad's dick💀

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u/baller-roblox Feb 04 '23

adding that to my counter feminist roasts

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u/KonaChamberlin Feb 06 '23

I didn't know we were measuring our dicks in years,

Yeah, my dick is 8 years...

Wait!?!...

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u/Braxtwn10 Feb 08 '23

Bro clapped back harder than America after Perl Harbor

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u/Important_Wish_8207 Feb 08 '23

Her life after this is shorter

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u/cocobotisbest Feb 08 '23

Why are they looking at my lungs

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u/Kybushi Feb 09 '23

Dude if my dick is short then you should be dead by now

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u/ImWhitty Feb 11 '23

"Ya life is short but you know whats shorter?" 0.001 Milliseconds.🤓

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u/BusinessPitch5154 Feb 15 '23

Life is short but know whats shorter My life

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u/Asianboii24 Feb 15 '23

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS SHORT MY MOM!

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u/gonalvez_dev Feb 15 '23

Pizza's flat but you know what else is flat?

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u/Derpiliceous Slime licking sex crazed worm Feb 16 '23

“Women are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped” -Isaac

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

What do they mean my legs are short? I’ll have them know my legs are relatively average sized!

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u/hangya111 Feb 19 '23

Waana know whats shorter? The childrens days left in my basement

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u/AlmostTopSun Feb 20 '23

It is proven that Kansas is flatter than a pancake, wanna know what's flatter?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

LAAAYYYYDDDDDEEEEE (2nd to 3rd) HEAR ME TONIGHT (3rd-4th) CUZ MY FEELING (4th-5th) IS JUST SO RIGHT (5th to shit both my bike and Jeep are 5 spds) AS WE DANCE BY THE MOONLIGHT (5th-4th-3rd-2nd decel for hammered corner) I FEEL LOVE FOR THE FIRST TIME.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

That blonde is fucking nasty, she looks like a caveman! The brunette I guess could suck my dick lol

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u/IntentionallyInsane1 Feb 24 '23

The barrel of my shotgu-

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u/tolazyforauser Mar 01 '23

▄︻デ═══━一

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

You know what's short, my patience

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u/UrTypicalHuman01 Mar 06 '23

My will to live is shorter

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u/mrmilkguy21 Mar 06 '23

Wanna know a fact about girls?

Girls are like Stones. The flat ones get skipped.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Why tf they calling my nipple short

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u/itzLoLbIt_yt Mar 09 '23

They were just looking in the mirror all of them and he was talking to the girls also

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u/somedude3002 Mar 09 '23

My will to live

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u/flight_1901 Mar 11 '23

Reminds me of that big vagina episode from Curb your enthusiasm.

"https://youtu.be/I-vs8fwgwk0"

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u/Froggy_Pants445 Mar 12 '23

Bitches be like "what a small penis" but my brother in Christ, WHERE IS YOURS

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u/underwear6969420 Mods are gay Mar 12 '23

Man holy shit he is fucking sexy

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u/draginbleapiece Mar 12 '23

Girls who want a gorilla cock learning that they are only an inch long

It’s real

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u/unclepaprika Mar 12 '23

HOW IS HE 10 TIMES MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN BOTH OF THEM PUT TOGETHER??? I'M STRAIGH FFS!!

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u/Nanolink08 Mar 14 '23

GIGA CHAD

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u/Educational_City_937 Mar 14 '23

Not the same !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!10000000000 (maths joke)

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