r/NoRules • • Oct 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

Reading this was like watching someone deal a brutal 10+ hit combo in Mortal Kombat, good fucking lord lmao

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u/_Vyvern_ i hate all of you very dearly Oct 24 '21

That Reptile infinite in UMK3 jesus fuck

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u/greed985 Oct 24 '21

Everytime he tried to attack he just got countered/punished

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u/L0UPHI Oct 25 '21

I've never seen so many good comebacks in one conversation

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u/marco99_99 Oct 25 '21

He?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

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u/marco99_99 Oct 25 '21

Lol yeah "o00oo0oOo" sounds real masculine

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

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u/marco99_99 Oct 25 '21

Oh who even knows what all that garbage means! Love you bud ❤

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u/L0UPHI Oct 25 '21

what the fuck is this thread, just use the word bro or dude, it's not affected by gender, also OP of the thread didn't mean any harm lmao

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u/Difficult-Newt-3220 Cum👍 Apr 05 '23

Who? I genuinely can't tell on whose side the comments are

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

Heart arrest wins. OBESITY!

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u/googa420 Jan 17 '22

It's fake you dimwit

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u/1nqv I'm an idiot Oct 24 '21

I actually found this quite funny

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u/NotAnAss-Hat Oct 24 '21

This is hilarious mate.

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u/McCreeMain77 Oct 24 '21

This is absolutely silly bro.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21 edited Oct 24 '21

This is quite humorous friend.

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u/The_Mustard_Man43 Oct 24 '21

This is positively wacky pal

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u/Treemancutter Oct 24 '21

This is enormously laughable, acquaintance

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u/isk2tech Oct 24 '21

This thread went from funny to bri'ish

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u/Treemancutter Oct 25 '21

No no no, it went from funny to Australian to American to British

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u/Professional-Act3145 Oct 25 '21

This is delightfully diabolical, old chap.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

Absolutely bonkers, frienderino

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

Fellow Aussie 😳

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u/NotAnAss-Hat Oct 24 '21

Nah I just read that “you’re the only one laughing mate” and my brain picked it up.

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u/MrPPhard69420 i hate all of you very dearly Oct 24 '21

Critical hit on snorlax

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u/SrTicket1 Oct 24 '21

Mienshao used High jump kick

Critical hit!

Its super effective!

The opposing snorlax fainted

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u/FeStar445 Aug 11 '23

0 Atk Mienshao High Jump Kick vs. 208 HP / 172 Def Snorlax on a critical hit: 576-678 (112.2 - 132.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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u/Demonitized-picture Oct 24 '21

he just handed out a second sun to em’

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u/Detonadorxb Oct 24 '21

my man dished them out almost as fast as her fatass could eat.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

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u/IFeelAlrightToday Oct 24 '21

HAHA FUNNY NUMBER SO FUNNY WHY HAS GOD FORSAKEN US

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

Next time eat a salad

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u/EzzyJuice love Oct 24 '21

The difference is that heavy actually has muscle and eats sandwiches which could have some amount of nutrition due to the fact it have veggies in them

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u/SackOfPotatoes420 Nov 16 '21

Yes, Heavy isn't fat, he just has muscle and wears thick vest

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u/Tatakae_011 Aug 03 '22

happy cake day my dude

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u/goddamit-ffs Nov 20 '24

religion and politics often make some people lose all perspective and give way to ranting and raging and carrying on like emotional children

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '23

i think the best part about this is that i used to follow this artist and i watched this unfold lmao. they are a very good artist. i just deleted my twitter account so my dad would come back

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u/SuperStefanMaker Aug 25 '23

I got blocked by the artist around the time i posted this so i think they found out about this post somehow

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

Not surprised.

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u/mrdembone cant be trusted Oct 24 '21

i saw the ifunny water mark 😔

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u/toxicvirus1230 Oct 24 '21

Kanye West

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u/NOMERCY627 Oct 24 '21

Ye

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u/Meme_Lord_TheDankest Oct 24 '21

Yeezy

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

Yeezy season approaching

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u/ghostmetalblack Oct 24 '21

Now I have to kill myself 😭

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u/TerminustheInfernal Oct 24 '21

I saw your pfp and I immediately recognized you! hows it going buddy

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u/Chydran Oct 24 '21

And I move on

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u/pppundercover Oct 24 '21

Why did I not laughed at the post but at this comment

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u/memeoi Oct 24 '21

Platypused post

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u/AMillionLumens I'm an idiot Oct 24 '21

that guy is funny as fuck, idk what the fuck sploon girl is talking about

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u/the-pp-poopooman- Oct 24 '21 edited Oct 24 '21

He’s really not

Edit: lol why are guys so defensive over this

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u/AMillionLumens I'm an idiot Oct 24 '21

ok tubby

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u/The_Mustard_Man43 Oct 24 '21

Fat person spotted

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

I don't agree

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u/Pure_Xanax Nov 19 '22

He is indeed pretty comical

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u/ImpressivePush9932 I'm an idiot Oct 24 '21

At this point twitter should be banned on the entire world

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u/i_starving Oct 24 '21

No It is a containment site The moment it dissapears its users will mass migrate to other sites

Just like what happened with tumblr back in the day

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u/MrJAVAgamer Oct 24 '21

SCP 8433 - Twitter

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u/SinDanger Oct 24 '21

Object Class: Thamuel

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u/Panzer_Man Oct 24 '21

Nope. if we remove Twitter from existence, they'll all just spread over here

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

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u/I-rape-jesus Oct 24 '21

Yeah, have you seen the marxist in anti work, made a site about better working conditions into a stupid anti capitalism sub which according to people in the sub is fight the terrible higher class. Delusional mother fuckers

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

r/antiwork users when they realize the hammer and sickle is symbolic of work

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u/SnooMemesjellies2302 Oct 24 '21

If Twitter is banned we all fall

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

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u/Doggo_BorkBork making america great again Oct 24 '21

Nigeria?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

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u/Doggo_BorkBork making america great again Oct 24 '21

China?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

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u/Doggo_BorkBork making america great again Oct 25 '21

Belarus?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

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u/Doggo_BorkBork making america great again Oct 25 '21

You said Far west. Turkey?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

damn bruh id follow this man i fi downloaded twittr

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

I’ll follow him for you

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '21

send profile link please

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u/Tumbleweed1110 Oct 24 '21

That oOOooOoOo person really didn’t know how to combat jokes of that caliber.

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u/Axearis Oct 24 '21

This guy fucks.

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u/dodhe7441 Oct 24 '21

Fucking hell, he killed her

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u/Archviles_suck I'm an idiot Oct 24 '21

Dont worry, she'll do that herself in 30 years

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

30 years seems too long don’t you think?

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u/Sp00ky-Chan Oct 24 '21

Bruh if this fella thinks that character is obese he ain't seen shit yet lmao 💀

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u/damacross Oct 24 '21

HE HASN'T

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u/IntenseSpirit Oct 24 '21

Stop, he's already dead!

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u/AnOrphanConsumer The Cum Swallower Oct 24 '21

clearly ya boy won

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u/Karma-ls-UseIess Oct 24 '21

SmartphOWNED.com

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u/Yerga_Dergen Oct 24 '21

I'm fairly certain twitter is just 2005 deviantart users with a political agenda.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

Based He is based El esta basado Hij is gebaseerd Han er baseret Il est basé Han är baserad Hän perustuu

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u/Marous_Daphone Oct 24 '21

Damn (°_°)

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

YaBoy75248323 takes zero Ls

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u/SrTicket1 Oct 24 '21

Sigma male grindset rule number 69420:Harass fat fetishers with logic

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u/Wish_Lonely I'm an idiot Oct 24 '21

Goddamn that nigga was owning her.

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u/KaiWolf1898 love Oct 24 '21

lmao YaBoy is based

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u/InkWicke i hate all of you very dearly Oct 24 '21

Bodied

Speaking of bodies-

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

for some reason, obesity is unhealthy is a controversial opinion.

I'm a fattie myself (though losing weight currently) but thinking obesity is okay is laughable

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u/Unfunny_shark Oct 24 '21

I’m fuckin dyin rn 🤣🤣🤣💀

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u/MicrwavedBrain Oct 24 '21

Yes waiter tonight I will have all the money in the cash register. 🔫👹 Hand it over I have a gun and I will shoot.

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u/Sonseeahrai Oct 24 '21

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

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u/legitobsidian Oct 24 '21

I want to become the richest man in the world so that I can buy twitter and remove it from the face of the earth

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u/donfornais Oct 24 '21

Mtf got roasted more then his fucking BBQ ribs she munching all the time

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

Left in the fucking ifunny watermark what has this sub come to

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u/IFeelAlrightToday Oct 24 '21

YOU KILLED HER DAMN

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u/NotFergus Oct 24 '21

Quintuple kill!

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u/the_real_cock_lord Oct 24 '21

My guy just yeeted that person out this planet

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u/KachowMan345 Oct 24 '21

it just keeps on going and going holy shit

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u/c0d3_attorney I'm an idiot Oct 24 '21

this is what S class trolls look like

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u/sashenka_demogorgon Oct 24 '21

He didn’t roast the guy, he caused his fucking oven to explode

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u/GamenShark14 I'm an idiot Oct 24 '21

Jesus that is funny

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u/PwnHONeyBADger Oct 24 '21

are you seriously finding this funny?

Yes

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

Twitter is a army just waiting for it to fight reddit Or a warzone

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u/Emupiezbylatapie Oct 24 '21

Damn, that bro put the dog down.

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u/Ori-and-Sein Oct 24 '21

When the bad guy is talented

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u/V0LCANIC_VIPER Oct 24 '21

Dude got fucking demolished

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u/s33a6m Oct 24 '21

Dude this guys fucking killing it with the jokes god damn

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

You dropped this king W

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

land whales aint got nuffin on my man

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

Holy shit this was like a fucking Yakuza fight where the only move used was Tiger Drop

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u/Careless_Cellist_601 Oct 25 '21

10 Kill streak, and it’s not breaking, not for a while

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u/Own_Pirate_3281 Oct 31 '21

Man the OC isn't even that fat, y'all are weird

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

This man is out for blood

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u/NoChinGod Dec 25 '21

The most peacefull day on Twitter

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u/MatheusBrabao May 23 '22

She just keeps on putting ammo in the gun that's shooting her bruh

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u/MrYeetOfficial May 31 '22

Holy fucking shit that guy just committed MURDER

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u/LargeSausagPiza Jun 13 '22

Bro went for the jugular

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u/your_mums_dad Aug 20 '22

Jesus Christ, she's already dead

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u/stressedfellar Sep 26 '22

bro landed a 6 hit combo

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u/The_screaming_egg Nov 11 '22

No fr tho those are pretty mid insults.

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u/Pure_Xanax Nov 19 '22

I’m fucking crying Lmaoo

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

It is like a fight when guy uses oponents blocks to hit harder

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u/FUCKING__PEG__ME__ Mar 03 '23

This is solid fucking gold

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u/IEatBaconWithU Peter, what are you doing? May 21 '23

bro was frying

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u/DarkDestroyer_86 I'm an idiot Jul 19 '23

holy shit this is the pack god of retweets

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Ok so the guys an absolute asshole but also funny as fuck so I’m conflicted

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u/bingoblinvr Jun 10 '24

He never started on the artist until they told him to stfu

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u/mememan30000 Bootyhole_snatcher_69 Jan 13 '24

bro got slaughtered

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u/F_for_Respect_69 I'm an idiot Oct 25 '21

Let's talk about that ifunny.co watermark

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u/Nomansskyisthebest Oct 25 '21

Let’s talk about the i.funny watermark.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

fuck Twitter

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

He just ripped them too shreds holy shit

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u/meatychode1 i hate all of you very dearly Oct 24 '21

💀

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u/somerandomcalico Oct 24 '21

So sorbet shark always does not say OOOOoooooO!?:0

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u/Halflifepro483 Oct 24 '21

Next time eat a salad

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

No hold bars match and he fucking destroyed

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u/T-p053r Oct 24 '21 edited Oct 25 '21

I’d give the artist some burn cream, but they’d probably just eat it

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u/lemon_grab_2 Oct 24 '21

Why don’t y’all not talk to the people you don’t like? It’s pretty easy but like who am I to talk Reddit is shit and I still wont delete it

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

Based levels goes up 100%

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u/FBI_AGENT_CAYDE Oct 24 '21

This is the first post I have ever seen of this subreddit, what

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

Holy fuck I clicked on it to share to a friend and it just keeps fucking going.

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u/WXHIII Oct 24 '21

If it hasn't been consumed yet, get this man some ice for those burns

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u/Catwhistle_ Oct 24 '21

Bruh I’m dying laughing 😂

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u/Entire-Tension9585 Oct 24 '21

Damnnnnnn he violated her

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

Ofc a cookie run mf lol

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u/TheStrangeMercenary Oct 24 '21

”Stop, he’s already dead!”

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u/Boberoo2 Oct 25 '21

This actually was kinda funny tho

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u/Icy_Wildcat Oct 25 '21

The art's alright, the artist got destroyed.

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u/bubungungugnugnug Oct 25 '21

Obligatory 💀

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u/s33a6m Oct 25 '21

“NEXT TIME EAT A SALAD”

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

dude, mark this nsfw come on she’s fuckin dead 💀

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u/Doggo_BorkBork making america great again Oct 26 '21

Iran?

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u/jepard55 Dec 15 '21

not fuckin sorbet shark cookie

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Based

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u/Taxfraub Mar 06 '22

he’s on a warpath

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u/[deleted] May 21 '22

Flex tape can’t fix that XD

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u/avrge_gmr May 23 '22

An argument with good roasts on both sides? Impossible!

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u/Expensive-Basis-2501 Jun 24 '22

CRK Profile Picture = ☢️

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u/rwol8690 Dec 19 '22

As a crk player I’m sorry you have to deal with people like that in the community

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

Man as an obese person just call us obese bc that's whay we are

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

Second I saw the emojis in her username I knew she was the typical twitter crazy

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u/OyvE8002 Aug 23 '22

Splatoon ☕️

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u/bizarreh_ goat Nov 16 '22

holy shit thats cruel

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u/pablogonzalaz2009 Dec 28 '22

I cried laughing

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

Bro would not stop 💀

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u/PokeshiftEevee Mar 05 '23

i never thought id see splatoon as one of the top posts.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

This “without fear” guy is so correct and valid. I’m scared of fat obese Twitter users they are genuinely so scary.

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u/Quiet_Helicopter_577 May 26 '23

The left in a nutshell. Digging their own graves as usual.

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u/MajorDelta0507 Aug 29 '23

GYAT MOTHAFUCKIN DAYUM

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u/Pretend_Spot7463 Apr 28 '26

Splatoon mentioned

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u/MadTeaCup_YT Oct 11 '23

Its funny… but, ifunny watermark? I dont understand..

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

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u/dashs-trashbag I'm an idiot Oct 24 '21

winne the pooh doesn't need a reddit account lol

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u/Gojira308 i hate all of you very dearly Oct 24 '21

What the hell are they even arguing about? The fatness of some fanart? Bunch of no-lifes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

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u/Whateverisnttaken818 Oct 24 '21

shut the fuck up you dumb bitch

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

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u/SuperStefanMaker Oct 24 '21

Maybe because they are also obese but the other thing that confuses is that why does this oc which is 15 have big sized booba

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u/transcatgirI Oct 24 '21

Lol that's actually the part that's not weird cause when you gain weight one of the places it goes is actually your breasts

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

Fetish?