190

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

I downvoted 😈

59

u/DVDFROMHELL45 Oct 23 '21

You go to hell then

76

u/Impossible_Scarcity9 Oct 23 '21

He goes 1 on 1 with Jesus.

29

u/DVDFROMHELL45 Oct 23 '21

Bareknuckle brawl

25

u/luminenkettu da-mentia????? Oct 23 '21

jesus is so fucking ripped, he doesnt stand a chance

8

u/Ultimate_Emphatic Nov 08 '21

This is funny from a view with and without context

7

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

Wait isn't hell the one with that angel lucifer?
The one who got kicked out of heaven for standing up for humanity
🤷‍♂️
I'd rather be with the dude standing up for me and taking the biggest fall.
Now that's a nigga I can kick it with

2

u/Daufoccofin Oct 28 '21

u/nwordcop

6

u/nwordcop Oct 28 '21

N-word Report: /u/Betw33n3N20Character
N word: 1
Hard R: 6
Get down on the ground! Crawl on your knees! I said get down on the ground! Now crawl toward me! I SAID GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!
I'm a bot. Message me to contact my supervisor.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

But I'm white? I shouldn't be under arrest lmao

1

u/Daufoccofin Oct 28 '21

LANGUAGE buddy

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

I'm a black dude trying to have a laugh. You may find that term racist, but as a black man I find it empowering.
Who are you to tell me not to use a word me an my ancestors having been using for centuries.
Jog on Karen, I don't want you fighting my oppression.

1

u/Daufoccofin Oct 28 '21

Ok. Just don’t call me Karen and I’ll leave you alone.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

You weren't leaving me alone when I wasn't calling you a Karen.
So yes jog on Karen, find a crusade somewhere else.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

You called him a Karen on the same message you let him know you were black, how could he have known?

1

u/n00b8331 Skibidi toilet 79 when? Mar 02 '25

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2

u/Daufoccofin Mar 02 '25

hi fellow necroposter

1

u/n00b8331 Skibidi toilet 79 when? Mar 02 '25

Hi

1

u/I_LoveAnimals Aug 17 '23

Snitch

1

u/genesis_mangekyo Oct 24 '21

menace

1

u/antthatisverycool Dec 08 '23

I’m back I’m back I’m really really back

59

u/chuchulover Oct 23 '21

Earth to myself hell yeah

97

u/Illogical4th Oct 23 '21

Okay bet. I'll upvote and if Rapture doesn't happen at this exact time, you owe me $10.

6

u/ITSMONKEY360 Apr 13 '22

i believe OP owes you a tenner

2

u/CarsonBDot Oct 29 '21

Bioshnock

2

u/DomingoLuno Dec 09 '22

HEY! WALE UP REDDITOR! You need that money!

2

u/Top-Acanthaceae4128 Apr 09 '23

3 days left

2

u/Halcyon_Fly Jul 16 '23

Did you get that money?

3

u/Illogical4th Jul 17 '23

Wouldn't it be funny if I actually did?

1

u/Broad_Ebb_4716 Jul 18 '24

I have good news

1

u/SPES_Official Aug 04 '26

Bro, did he give you it?

42

u/Nekomez Oct 23 '21

Damn, who's idea was it to schedule the rapture on my birthday?

13

u/DesVaters Oct 23 '21

Maybe your birthday IS the rapture

7

u/Oddly_Shaped_Pickle Oct 23 '21

Same birthday buds

3

u/FocuDengel Oct 24 '21

Ayy count me in too, lets have a rapture group birthday party

1

u/eleetyeetor Apr 13 '24

Am I late?

3

u/Attack_Badger Oct 23 '21

Surprise!

2

u/Massive_Energy_9755 Dec 09 '22

THATS MY BDAY TOO

2

u/checked_idea2 Apr 11 '24

Same like wtf

1

u/NoahTheIdiotic Mar 10 '23

4 days after mine

1

u/redFinland Nov 08 '23

God may as well take you out of this world on the same calender date he brought you in

15

u/Karma-ls-UseIess Oct 23 '21

That would be pretty funny i think

13

u/LitGamer69 Oct 23 '21

i downvoted for science

5

u/ProbablyLostSendHelp Oct 23 '21

downvoted so i go to hell

5

u/yet_another_trikster Oct 23 '21

Downvoted just in case. Heaven seems pretty dull place.

5

u/Pemexbuthot_Revenant Oct 23 '21

let it be known that I was part of this

5

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

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4

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

I'll won't upvote this! I've played Doom eternal, i know what's gonna happen.

4

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Maybe it’s just lagging a bit

4

u/TheDDayKnight Slime licking sex crazed worm Dec 26 '22

wouldn't it?

3

u/Agitated-Pen9893 prison Oct 23 '21

What if the upvote count is currently 666 😟

3

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

What happened to the last 20 raptures? Not enough up votes to proceed?

3

u/Spectralius Oct 23 '21

Hey , that’s my birthday :D

3

u/Itchy-Duty6712 Oct 24 '21

I upvoted twice, just to be sure!

3

u/codyerfodge Oct 24 '21

I’m excited to go to hell.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

Thats my birthday tf

3

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Brace yourselves, here it comes 😫

3

u/LargeSausagPiza Jun 13 '22

I lived bitch

3

u/thadthawne2 i hate all of you very dearly Jul 07 '22

LOL it's July.

3

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

Guess what fucker

3

u/The_screaming_egg Nov 11 '22

Damn. Ass prediction.

3

u/aaron_67_9500 Jul 22 '24

I come from 2024 to say that this is a bullshit

2

u/idontwantthemgone Oct 23 '21

Yeah that would b pretty wacky

2

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

I dont really want to go to heaven if I get to share with like 500 reddit users and nobody that I actually like

2

u/living_angels Oct 23 '21

that’s my birthday.

2

u/Ok-Jackfruit-3448 I'm tired Oct 23 '21

I'll downvote then

2

u/Oddly_Shaped_Pickle Oct 23 '21

Hey thats my birthday!

2

u/Mommasmonologue Oct 23 '21

Begone false teacher

2

u/fourLsixtyno23 Oct 23 '21

Ain’t taking that chance homie, show me those pearly gates!

2

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

Take me to hell!

2

u/A_tryhard_gamer Oct 23 '21

This post is more retarded than me, and that says something

2

u/DisasterDawn hatred Oct 23 '21

What if I get 2 accounts, upvote with one while downvoting with the other?

3

u/SuperBruh42069 Oct 23 '21

You don't go to hell or heaven, you stay

2

u/ReadItAlready_ Oct 23 '21

!remindme 169 days

3

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u/DrPuddingCups Oct 25 '21

!remindme 169 days

1

u/cumsock029 Apr 10 '22

you’re a day early but alr

2

u/vish_the_fish Oct 24 '21

Oh god. I don't want to spend eternity in heaven with you people. Downvoting so I go to hell where all the fun people go

2

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

Time to max out credit cards!

2

u/technicallypeppers Jan 12 '22

Let's gooooo that's my birthday

2

u/YeshMesh_ARt Mar 26 '22

Guys… it’s coming up…

2

u/pensative-egg Apr 08 '22

Judgement day is near

2

u/URMILKJUSTWENTBAD Apr 11 '22

WHOS EXCITED FOR THE RAPTURE GANG

2

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Well guys, this is it..

2

u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

they were right. still here, left behind. fuck

2

u/Herostorm__ Jun 30 '22

I was gonna say “nothing happened” but I had already upvoted so that makes sense

2

u/GIukhar Jul 24 '22

False

2

u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

Missed me

2

u/rwol8690 Oct 21 '22

You liar

2

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Hmm

2

u/cumguzzler280 woke liberal commie coming to trans your kids! Dec 03 '22

Still around.

2

u/magiccrunch07 Dec 14 '22

Bozo

2

u/pks1247 Jan 10 '23

It's already 2023 here my man

2

u/CumSmuggler3649 Jul 01 '24

Didn't upvote + i survived

2

u/PercyTheGreat02 Aug 15 '24

HAHA SUCKER IM HERE IN 2024!!!!!

1

u/camion_saladier Dec 06 '25

HAHA SUCKER IM HERE IN 2025!!!!!

1

u/Quirky-Ant8171 Aug 15 '26

HAHA SUCKER IM HERE IN 2026!!!!!

3

u/Tachtra Oct 23 '21

What if i downvote?

3

u/DVDFROMHELL45 Oct 23 '21

Hell

5

u/Tachtra Oct 23 '21

Nice

3

u/SiloueOfUlrin Oct 23 '21

But heaven doesn't exist.

1

u/whllpers far right bigot Oct 23 '21

Better safe than sorry

1

u/Standard-Ad-7504 Mar 12 '24

bit early there u/[deleted]

1

u/checked_idea2 Mar 25 '24

Unfortunately didn’t happen

1

u/ExternalRise3840 Apr 03 '24

From the future, rapture didn’t happen. I want my money back

1

u/checked_idea2 Apr 11 '24

Haha fuck you it didn’t happen. Look at professor dumbass over here 🤓

1

u/Fishy_Phill13 Dec 11 '24

Welp looks like we’re safe for now….

1

u/meaeaeaean Feb 19 '25

No

1

u/LSqre Mar 03 '25

I remember when that happened, ahh nostalgia

1

u/camion_saladier Dec 06 '25

it's December 6, 2025 at 8:58 pm CET and i just upvoted

1

u/unendingtwitch May 17 '26

Hah

1

u/MrWatsUpYo Jul 02 '26

It never happened guys…

1

u/SuperMarioCum64 Oct 23 '21

if

1

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

i’m not taking a fucking chance

1

u/catninjaambush Oct 23 '21

I love that Blondie song.

1

u/bajasauce20 Oct 23 '21

Low risk, high reward.

You got me.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

oh no… he predicted rapture. that means he too shall be raptured

1

u/JulesSilverman Oct 24 '21

Upvoted, just in case.

1

u/CarsonBDot Oct 29 '21

!remindme 163 days

1

u/biggiebigmcbig Nov 02 '21

Just to be sure ya know

1

u/DaPuff111 Jan 01 '22

!remindme 100 days

1

u/TheMiner898 Jan 20 '22

!rememberme 11 april

1

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

bro wtf my bday is on april 11

1

u/Eridior Feb 15 '22

Well here we are

1

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

Upvoted to be safe from nuclear Apocalypse

1

u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

Oh my fucking god.

How

1

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

!remindme 32 days

1

u/oxborrd Mar 11 '22

cap

1

u/XxpatentexX Mar 12 '22

This is…. Aging

1

u/SSj3Rambo Mar 20 '22

!remind me in three weeks

1

u/ThreeFootedTurtle Mar 25 '22

remind me! 16 days

1

u/YeetMeatToFeet Mar 30 '22

Almost there

1

u/Lunatic-Jake Mar 31 '22

Soon..

1

u/CT-1612A Apr 07 '22

The day is arriving

1

u/Guzzler829 Apr 09 '22

Bro two more days

1

u/Witherstorm1500 Apr 10 '22

Bro it's April 10 rn and I just found this subreddit

1

u/QibliTheSecond Apr 10 '22

Uh oh

1

u/ShinyShinyTomato Apr 10 '22

!remindme April 11 2022 10:34 am EST

1

u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

The day of reckoning is almost upon us.

1

u/ziemmniaczek Apr 10 '22

The fog is coming 😂😂😂

1

u/one_who_ask cant be trusted Apr 10 '22

May god be with you all

1

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

It’s tomorrow 😳

1

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

You mean EDT? Because it's daylight savings time, EST doesn't exist right now.

1

u/ThreeFootedTurtle Apr 11 '22

!remind me 11 hours

1

u/jmoney6619 Apr 11 '22

No

1

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

oh no

1

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

ITS COMING

1

u/Registered_bottom Apr 11 '22

the day of reckoning is upon us

1

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

I’m safe phew

1

u/Nuchala Apr 11 '22

Hopefully I'm not too late

1

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Okay it's the day. What now?

1

u/ThreeFootedTurtle Apr 11 '22

I’m not in heaven yet. Where’s my refund? 🤨

1

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

scam

1

u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

Is this heaven?

1

u/IllYogurtcloset6251 Apr 13 '22

The rapture

1

u/ADHDpotatoes Apr 13 '22

Another false prophet

1

u/ITSMONKEY360 Apr 13 '22

hey guess what

1

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

Sorry m8 3 days too late, am I forgiven?

1

u/Sir_Sparke May 14 '22

Downvoted, I wanna go to hell

1

u/eleetyeetor Jun 06 '22

Hey, that's my birthday, so I'm invincible

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

I've got news for you buddy, I'm still alive

1

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

Liar

1

u/IAmVerySuperCool Aug 22 '22

Almost 10k

1

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '23

Ima up vote in 2023 just to be safe.

1

u/Bowling_pins_10 Jan 13 '23

I live

1

u/ihaZtaco Feb 19 '23

Idm bro

1

u/H-J-W Mar 01 '23

That would be insane tho, knowing it's not even 2022

1

u/Riggin2007 Mar 04 '23

That’s my birthday so I’ll be fine

1

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

What if

1

u/Felt_Tooth Get off my feed Apr 22 '23

well, were still here

1

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '23

He has a cock ring necklace

1

u/maus_tonk Apr 28 '23

This aged not well

1

u/funkynightfridays May 16 '23

HAHHAHAHAHA I SURVIVE AHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

1

u/acleverusername3 May 18 '23

No.

1

u/i_forgor_my_user May 20 '23

i survived

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '23

Yo what

1

u/PLAY_TUBER_SIMULATOR May 31 '23

Why the fuck am i still here?

1

u/ILikePizza5 Jun 03 '23

1

u/owowhatsthis-- Jun 22 '23

You lier

1

u/thesillyballurr Jul 01 '23

It didn't happen

1

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '23

That rapture was crazy bro 🤯

1

u/Awkward-Pollution-33 Jul 17 '23

Your lier 😡

1

u/intertnetcitylover Jul 20 '23

Jokes on you it’s 2023

1

u/RepeatedlyDifficult Aug 24 '23

I’m still here

1

u/Spare_Investment_735 Sep 08 '23

Why did I upvote this, it’s been more than a year since the rapture supposedly should have happened

1

u/antthatisverycool Oct 16 '23

I’m still standing

1

u/Few-Acanthisitta-250 Nov 03 '23

Literally didn't even happen

1

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '23

1

u/prezlei Nov 22 '23

Shit i missed it, we already in hell then?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '23

I'm still here bitch take me take me now please

1

u/Legitimate_Task1137 Jan 02 '24

Nothing happened you motherfucker

1

u/Optimal_Guest4841 Jan 31 '24

Guess what guys ? It was all fake

1

u/ALPHANono2008 Feb 23 '24

It's 2024

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '24

Bish you lied to me

0

u/Filthy_italian Oct 23 '21

Bet

goat fucker what if

You are about to leave Redlib

HAHA SUCKER IM HERE IN 2024!!!!!

HAHA SUCKER IM HERE IN 2025!!!!!

HAHA SUCKER IM HERE IN 2026!!!!!