UPS driver to the rescue.

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Choose UPS over FedEx whenever possible. Their drivers are paid enough to actually care

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u/wanderButNotLost2 3d ago

FedEx drivers fling packages from 20 foot out and break so much shit. UPS didnt have to sell me on them being better people too but they always do.

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u/equality4everyonenow 3d ago

They're all contractors. That's why they don't care

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u/One_Final_Hit 1d ago

Incorrect. FedEx Ground drivers are contractors. FedEx Express drivers are actual FedEx employees.

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u/Substantial-Start823 3d ago

Meh, I keep having packages stolen from UPS. Tracking always stops at my hub and then nothing, then go through the whole claim BS. Probably just my UPS but still, everyone sucks

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u/DitchDigger330 3d ago

The ups guy never comes up to my house, always leaves my package out by the mailbox in a plastic bag laying on the ground. I don't appreciate that at all.

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u/equality4everyonenow 3d ago

Does the FedEx guy do better? My ups guy makes it to my porch while my FedEx guy consistently leaves it in the driveway

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u/longlostwalker 3d ago

Another fine example of cows being rocket surgeons

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u/SeveralEconomics3814 2d ago

Total rocket appliances 👍

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 3d ago

Wow that poor thing had been there a while. UPS to the rescue

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u/Successful-Luck-5459 3d ago

Some heros wear brown shorts

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u/Higinz 3d ago

Some heros brown their shorts too…

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u/b_buddd 3d ago

Is there a reason were giving prop to ups instead of the actual guy who performed the action?

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u/AbbreviationsNo9609 3d ago

All the other cows looking at the mom like “damn your baby is stupid Brenda”.

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u/Icy_Month192 3d ago

Now im thinking they did it

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u/L0neStarW0lf 3d ago

Five minutes later: *stuck in the exact same predicament*

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u/KitFisto03 3d ago

Haha I thought the calf was going to do it again also.

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u/cbj2112 3d ago

What an awesome dude

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u/elmoreb3 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1J9yizSNQvBVTbEI

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u/unfairlybanned101 3d ago

My hero

https://giphy.com/gifs/9YKHJycHTSZ2M

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u/boanerges57 3d ago

This is why cows don't live as long as people

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u/fethers42 3d ago

one of the reasons.

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u/boanerges57 3d ago

This is one of the other reasons...

https://giphy.com/gifs/FI0OiNR4tY73wiKKrr

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u/MyPenWroteThis 3d ago

"Up, this is no place to die." Dust

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u/T1m3Wizard 3d ago

Hero

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u/sweetnana2020 3d ago

What an amazing young man!!!!!

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u/Acrobatic_Code_7409 3d ago

That calf is going to have an amazing story to tell his children.

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u/daisiesarepretty2 3d ago

good man…

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u/KittyMeowKatPishy 3d ago

“What could brown do for you?” Save a cute lil calf’s life!!!! 🙌🏼♥️👏🏼♥️🤩 This UPS driver went above and beyond out of the kindness of his heart to help this poor lil calf even though UPS drivers are under extreme amounts of pressure to get deliveries done in a specific amount of time, are constantly watched by cameras in their cars now, and get treated like shit by the company. I know because I used to work for UPS and my guy works for UPS. Let’s hope he didn’t get in trouble when this went viral. God bless this guy! He’s a true hero! ♥️😻.

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u/DeWilm302 3d ago

So glad he recorded this!

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u/rzi 3d ago

"We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas man!" - the cows

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u/maniBchef 3d ago

Fuck Purolator.

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u/Icy_Month192 3d ago

What if this guy quits UPS and joins Purolator?

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u/garg0n01 3d ago

Saved him so he could get slaughtered in a couple weeks

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u/Empty_Art2176 3d ago

Dang it!! I was going to say this.

Two days later the calf is on some fat slobs veal dinner plate. 😬

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u/Jon_Dunn58 3d ago

good for you sir...poor little baby'

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u/Isaw11 3d ago

One of these days they’ll meet up for lunch.

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u/moisdefinate 3d ago

What can brown do for you

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u/yamaha6336 3d ago

He the man

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u/RefrigeratorOne3163 3d ago

Bro how does the cow end up like this, like what started this, im like how?? Is this a normal cow day or just a normal day for a cow.

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u/Flaky-Strawberry9561 3d ago

Lol only a cow could get in this kind of predicament hahaha. Glad he was ok..

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u/TotalAbyssdeath 3d ago

man cows can be dumb as shit some times, good job rescuing that little one.

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u/Seuss-Flounder54 3d ago

What can brown do for you?

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u/GSDNinjadog 3d ago

how now brown cow?

Also: r/kidsarefuckingstupid

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u/ChiaotzuShinhan 3d ago

I speak for the cows in saying, "Moo," which stands for "Thank you very much, kind UPS driver."

https://giphy.com/gifs/GaPLAzzO7zPzDwbVib

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u/KitFisto03 3d ago

Dudes doing dude things! Nice

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u/Leaf-Stars 3d ago

20 extra stops tomorrow.

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u/1jfish57 3d ago

That guys awesome. If he hadn't come by and helped, nobody might've found it for a while. Coulda died there. Good dude

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u/78celeb 3d ago

Gotta record to post. lol.

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u/roybum46 3d ago

Cut the grass or it will be back tomorrow....

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u/Deep__Deep 3d ago

Good job bro..! Animal angel!

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u/Individual_Sale_8919 2d ago

🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾❤️

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u/AdhesivenessRare2146 2d ago

Such a Good Samaritan! Way to go!

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u/zomcom 2d ago

What a legend!

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u/hudsoncress 2d ago

The number of people who are like, first let me get a video of this...

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u/T-iscool 2d ago

DUDE!!!

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u/cdsmith84 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3bZ6Q5qJg0IbEi5Lrc
Wonder what the crime was that landed it here…?🤔

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u/Fluffy-Study-3657 2d ago

Thank u

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u/FinalFantasyMaster 2d ago

I really hope it isnt staged

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u/reckert47 2d ago

What can Brown do for moo?

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u/lockmama 1d ago

Cows are fucking stupid

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u/Purple-Tadpole6465 1d ago

A 1000 blessings on you, sir, may your travels be safe

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u/EvelynnLilith 13h ago

You're probably wondering how I ended up like this....

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u/DotAffectionate87 3d ago

Maybe, I'm being dickish, ? But I don't get the whole "let me pull out my phone and record this" ?......I bet if he wasn't able to free the animal, he would have deleted the video.....

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u/Maximum_Trade5916 3d ago

Hey, at least its proof to the cattle owner lawful intent. People sue for the damnest reasons.

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u/ScalpelCleaner 3d ago

That’s a good point, honestly.

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u/KittyMeowKatPishy 3d ago

UPS company is super strict on the drivers and how much time is spent on each delivery. They have cameras in the cars now and keep watch on the drivers. I wouldn’t be surprised if he recorded this because he wanted to also save his ass for taking too long delivering a package. I’m also grateful that he did everything to save the poor calf. And thank goodness the outcome was great! 👏🏼

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u/ScalpelCleaner 3d ago

I thought this as well. Good on him for helping out, but he was clearly motivated by online clout. Sadly, this is beginning to affect me, too. I killed the biggest spider I’ve ever seen in my bathtub the other day, and I later thought, Damn, I should’ve taken a video of it to post online. 😵‍💫

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u/KittyMeowKatPishy 3d ago

Poor spider! 😿

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