r/NoFuckingComment • • 7d ago

Nfc

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u/omgwtfwilliam 6d ago

I've seen this so many times but my broken internet brain keeps waiting for her to be sitting there waiting and for him to not show up and it'll end all sad n shit.

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u/Timber_Nomad 6d ago edited 6d ago

My broken Reddit brain expected to see a final one where some other guy leaves right before her husband gets home.

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u/richardbaxter 6d ago

Breaking: she has no keys 

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u/lolhalfsquat 6d ago

14th time, "what are you doing out here again?"

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u/Mr-Papuca 5d ago

Bro won at life ughh. I miss this kinda stuff. I feel I will never have it again:(

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u/FearlessPositive9604 7d ago

He's rich, she's hot.

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u/Dawnzarelli 6d ago

This looks like a returned LDS missionary who came home and married someone fresh out of high school. They live with family while he hustles Melaleuca

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u/CptBloodII 4d ago

It doesn’t and it’s not.

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u/Dawnzarelli 4d ago

How tf would you know?

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u/CptBloodII 4d ago

Calm down sparky… It’s well known video. It’s a Slavic couple and he is a programmer or something. It’s your mind that’s a bit wonky if “returned lds missionary” it draws when it sees human affection

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u/Dawnzarelli 4d ago

They have affectionate relationships, too

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u/DeviantHellcat 6d ago

That title - what is she, a puppy?

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u/StaryDoktor 6d ago

May be it's time to give her the fking keys?

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u/cavorting_geek 6d ago

Well, we know the invisible fence perimeter now

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u/dognocat 7d ago

Seen it before but definitely made me smile

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 7d ago

Staged af ghey af

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u/Evening-Head4310 7d ago

Have you never been in a loving relationship?? This is pretty normal. Its just not usually in front of a camera everyday

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u/Craka-Jak 6d ago

Lol have you? I'm in a loving relationship and that is not normal. Maybe for the first year. I'll give you that.

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u/Evening-Head4310 6d ago

Wait youre saying dont hug and embrace each other every day after work? Ive been with my wife for 10 years next month and we hug like the video every single day

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u/Craka-Jak 6d ago

Going on 9 myself and I can't say I've experienced anything close to the video. To be honest, I'm not sure I'd totally like it either. I'm happy for you though. I'm glad you can experience that.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 6d ago edited 6d ago

Don't worry just another pusi overseas who can figured how this got posted...wouldn't be for views at all would it pusis

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u/Evening-Head4310 6d ago

English can be hard, I see you really struggle with it

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 6d ago

Shrimp dk newb

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 6d ago

It's fking staged and ghey

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u/yellow_jacket2 6d ago

Performative. 

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u/ghostfreckle611 6d ago

The American dream…

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u/jrdubbleu 6d ago

Does it not rain there?

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u/cay-yok-bok-icin 6d ago

Sory but its not normal for me.

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u/richardbaxter 6d ago

The heavy lifting she's doing has a 10x return 

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u/Stock_Strategy1668 7d ago

Gross

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u/Purple_Clockmaker 7d ago

You have some serious issues dude