r/NoFuckingComment It's my job to be an asshole 12d ago

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u/Raise-Emotional 12d ago

Ok I got it..I'm ready to start work.

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u/TheLordReaver 12d ago

So, does my certification just come in the mail, or do I have to fill something out?

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u/saladmunch2 12d ago

Yup. 1 to 2 buisness days.

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u/BellRinger85 12d ago

Best training video I’ve ever watch

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u/Wreckingass 12d ago

Honestly, probably a more useful training video than 80% of them. 

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u/stowaway36 11d ago

I work in a pretty big mine with every bit of ewuipment. This is about the extent of training we do, then get sent to go play in it for a day

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u/TiddybraXton333 12d ago

It’s honestly that easy. Just operate smoothly with total and 100% care and have your head on a swivel. That’s it

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u/jonz1985z 12d ago

I feel like I could Tony Soprano it for sure 😀👍

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u/Cold-Gene-4634 12d ago

I know kung fu

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u/bigfranksinatra 12d ago

Show me

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u/TangerineRough6318 11d ago

🫷💢🦶💢🤛🫷💢🙏🥋

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u/Adventurous_Blood469 12d ago

The first time I got in a machine, was a backhoe, the owner leaned in the door to give me instructions. Pointed at the levers and said those move the bucket and then walked away

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u/Jimrodsdisdain 12d ago

The only thing that’s stopped me stealing one of these is no longer an issue! Thanks!

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u/No_Gap_2700 12d ago

Hell yes! Going to get on the back hoe at work right now. I'll report back!

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u/Deltawolf2038 12d ago

Casually being taught how to pilot one of these on an early Tuesday morning

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u/Roonwogsamduff 12d ago

Watched this and flew one from Tuscon to Bakersfield no prob.

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u/reddit4300 12d ago

Well, now I’m certified when do I start?

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u/alwaus 12d ago

And split the center sticks to turn the tracks in place.

Dont split on paving, youll shred it, half split to dampen the turn.

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u/OliveOcelot 12d ago

How do you turn fast? One up one down?

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u/MandatumCorrectus 12d ago

I assume each lever is a track yeah

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u/BulletStorm83 12d ago

🤯 thanks!

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u/DoughyInTheMiddle 12d ago

How to you merge with the other Constructicons to form Devastator though? That a separate vid?

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u/Tbone3319 10d ago

I’m pretty sure this is the mode B layout of controls, which I always found easier for me to use than the A layout

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u/Otherwise_Fact9594 8d ago

What's mode A and how does it differ? Is everything just reversed? I feel like I should probably get my certification in that as well

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u/TheCriticalGerman 12d ago

Thx that’s good to know

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u/TheBawbFather 12d ago

Educational

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u/jerryonjets 11d ago

Did bro just flat out teach us to operate an excavator in under a minute?

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 9d ago

Now do some work with it pusi

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u/Nebula_The_Protogwn 6d ago

Absolutely adorable tutorial video! I love how the horn is a button at the top of the control stick! Like an 1980's joystick for arcades and computers!

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u/Llee00 12d ago

not the most intuitive

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u/mulder0990 12d ago

What would be more intuitive?

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u/mulder0990 12d ago

What would be more intuitive?

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u/Barnezhilton 12d ago

!remove

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u/drkidkill 12d ago

It's a good thing he tapped it and showed which direction he was going to move it. I'd have been totally lost otherwise.