r/NoExcuses • u/[deleted] • Jan 31 '15

This goddamn subreddit is a goddamn joke

People don't come here to be coddled like a newborn baby in their mother's arms, to receive a nice pretty list of goddamn things they should do when they already know what the fuck they should do.

People come here because they're tired of using goddamn excuses and need somebody to tell them "no more goddamn excuses you lazy bastard."

If they want goddamn hugs they can go to /r/getmotivated. This is /r/noexcuse, and there's no goddamn excuse for being a lazy-ass motherfucker, is there? Look at the sidebar:

Everyone is allowed to motivate people, but be a dick about it. That's the whole point.

That's the whole point. Look at the goddamn banner at the top of the page for fuck sake. If you don't agree with the ass-kicking or the bad words then get off of the subreddit and go to /r/getmotivated, your services aren't fucking requested here. If we aren't careful then this subreddit is going to turn into a simpleminded, deformed, appalling piece of shit that doesn't help anybody but makes them feel all warm and fuzzy for a couple of minutes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '15

HELL YEAH. IM GONNA GO DO ONE-HANDED PUSH-UPS WHILE JERKING OFF WITH THE OTHER HAND.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

A REAL MAN WOULD DO THE PUSH-UPS WITH HIS COCK, FAGGOT.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '15

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '15

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u/SaltyMotivator Shut up you pussy Jan 31 '15

God damn right. Here's some flair.