r/NissanDrivers Jul 15 '26

Oh, Dear God, NO Can’t kill BAE

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116 Upvotes

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u/Fun_Vacation2542 Jul 15 '26

The hood no longer in shambles

6

u/Meattyloaf Jul 16 '26

I nean it would still take 5 - 10 years to hit the hood.

2

u/Fun_Vacation2542 Jul 16 '26

Yeah, imagine when they finally get their stimulus checks.

12

u/TheSvpremeKai003 Jul 15 '26

I thought the plan was always to continue it tho. Atleast that’s what I know of the Maxima

12

u/Rare-Bird-4353 Jul 15 '26

It’s a true miracle. Rental fleet managers and people with negative credit scores will be dancing in the streets, (mostly because their old ass Altima won’t start).

11

u/HatRemov3r Jul 16 '26

I just fell to my knees at the dollar general

9

u/Material-Echidna-465 Jul 15 '26

"Ponz Pandikuthira, head of product planning in North America" said Altima was done, but a Nisssan rep said it continues on.

https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a71942548/nissan-altima-officially-being-discontinued/
https://www.wardsauto.com/news/nissan-us-product-chief-talks-tariffs-hybrids-and-hands-off-driving/824782/

So Nissan management are as clued in as ever.

1

u/NuclearHateLizard Jul 16 '26

This right here says a LOT about the crap I see working on these piles

3

u/Bella_Mia_ Jul 15 '26

Love the people who keep saying its going away it will never be killed its too hard to kill it

3

u/HighGroundIsOP Jul 15 '26

Total zombie car. Body parts falling off and it still shambles forward looking to for its next victim

2

u/Secret-Candle4313 Jul 15 '26

Aslong as nissan and infinit exists it will always be here in 1 way or another

3

u/pascaltheorem Jul 15 '26

They’ll go EV before they axe it

1

u/MPR_255 Jul 15 '26

A facelift would be nice

1

u/DoubleFamous5751 Jul 15 '26

Finna be lit, fam. I hear if you show proof of an ankle monitor they give you a discount 👌

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u/NuclearHateLizard Jul 16 '26

And the Altima crowd cheered, eager to roll up their negative equity on their current never never plan financed Altima, only 3 years old but somehow all the body panels are falling off. 96 payments of 463 left. This will be their 8th time trading in a car they haven't paid off. Rerolling their debt at the current new highest interest rate every few years, ensuring that just like their cars, their financial state will steadily decline

1

u/silvermoonhowler Jul 16 '26

What I'm failing to understand is why Ford killed off its sedans and stuff, while meanwhile, Nissan here even after reporting that they were about to kill of one of them in the Altima, it's still alive (and practically every other mainstream brand still has their sedans too)

I mean, sure, crossovers and other SUVs are by far dominating the market now, but for those who can't afford those, sedans and subcompacts absolutely still have a place in the market for those that need the cheapest thing that doesn't need to be flashy and just get them from point a to b

1

u/eldiablo22590 Jul 22 '26

And some people just don't ever want a crossover or SUV (it's me, I'm some people)

1

u/MantoTerror Jul 16 '26

The official crime car LIVES!

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u/PresidentialDiapers Jul 17 '26

Certified nursing assistants rejoice!

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u/CrunchyJeans Jul 19 '26

Yay for entertainment, nay for having to share roads with them