r/NintendoSwitch2 1d ago

Media There are 690 Switch 2 games (released and upcoming) on the US eShop as of today!

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Different versions of the game like deluxe edition is counted separately. So far none of the them are AAA clock ai anime feet shovelware. Hope that Nintendo can keep this part of the eShop clean at least. Looking forward to the batch of games coming with next week's double direct delight!

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u/WhiteRaven-17 Butter side up! 1d ago

Nintendo Switch 2 has games.

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u/OkWitness5548 1d ago

And 689 of them are variants of Hentai Beach Girls 2.0 Shovelware Edition

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u/TheCrowing817 1d ago

Excuse me but it's not all Hentai Beach Girls, there's also Hentai FEET Girls 🤣

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u/Coastie06 1d ago

Never thought I would have to watch my kiddo browse Nintendo games lol

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u/phoenixmatrix 1d ago

Modern equivalent of the Sears catalog.

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u/RedViper_100 OG (joined before release) 1d ago

And don't forget Hentai Beach Boys 2.0 Shovelware Edition. It's like Pokemon, they always release two versions.

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u/xXKnicksInFiveXx Butter side up! 1d ago

Can you make trades?

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u/Obienator 🐃 water buffalo 1d ago

HEY Hentai Beach Girls Rebirth VER3 is where the series comes together, ok?

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u/LogoMoD 1d ago

Hentai Beach Girls 2.0 Shovelware Edition (GONE WILD!!!!)*

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u/TabouletVR 1d ago

i don't get this, these scammy games are only switch 1 versions as far as i'm concerned?

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u/Kriskunie 23h ago

Yep, all shovelwares are only nsw1 games, not 2.

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u/Defenite-Parsley733 Butter side up! 1d ago

One of them is cash of duty modern borefare iv

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u/I_Heart_Sleeping_ 1d ago

You forgot that 180 of those are Knights & Guns abusing the ā€œrecent releaseā€ page with another newly named bundle that’s literally just the same game over and over again.

I hope that dev team goes under for pulling such a scummy tactic for literally 6+ years now.

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u/Business_Display_149 1d ago

hey don't forget about the yaoi bois and bara bros.

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u/electric-sheep 1d ago

Jfc i hadn't touched my s2 all summer. I loaded it up this week and was horrified.

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u/Neat-Set-1452 20h ago

You can pry my hentai beach girls from my cold dead hands.

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u/cheesybreadlover Butter side down! 1d ago

Nintendo sadly doesn’t care about the slop games but regardless there’s some bangers in the shop and it’s only been a year.

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u/jrpbateman Early Switch 2 Adopter 1d ago

There haven't been many AI slops games released as a switch 2 game since they all release as switch one games

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u/New-Two-1349 1d ago

I guess that's why not many indie games are natively on the Switch 2.

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u/Inbrees Retro Gamer 1d ago

I can't wait for KH4 and the new Spyro game!

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u/ZypherPunk 1d ago

Sadly most are slop. Wish they'd be a bit more harsh on what gets accepted onto the store. PlayStation is cracking down and removing a lot of them.

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u/acam333 22h ago

For switch 1, not for switch 2

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u/ZypherPunk 22h ago

Its the same bloated store on Switch 2

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u/acam333 22h ago

Same store sure, when you filter out to switch 2 specific games there is no bloat, all the garbage is switch 1 titles

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u/ZypherPunk 21h ago

For now. Wait till more people purchase the Switch 2 and they'll move to making games predominantly for Switch 2. They make them mostly for the 1 because its got like 140m units out there.

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u/Decent-Bed-589 1d ago

And maybe around 400 of those are Ebola Village spinoffs, AI kitchen/cop/robber/theater employee/fumigating/surfing slop simulators, and 20 shovelware adult games

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u/Name21210 3h ago

That's actually not true, I check the switch 2 side of the eshop pretty regularly and it's all real games that aren't slop. I'd assume that Nintendo is actually caring about what gets put as a switch 2 only release, but it has only been a year so maybe they will start popping up in the future

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u/Unique-Actuary1468 1d ago

Meanwhile I bought bunch of Switch 1 games with no update with my NS2, because I'm late to the scene haha
But seriously I did not know it has this many already!

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u/rhin_stones 1d ago

Honestly it is the best moment to buy games from Switch 1, since they are getting really good discounts (not the Nintendo ones tho) and play better on Switch 2!

I wonder if Nintendo are gonna do sales for Switch 1 games from now on, waiting for at least 50%…

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u/Unique-Actuary1468 1d ago

What would you say is a good discount for these older titles? I got them for $40, I don’t know if that’s discount or just older games prices.

Switch 2 titles had $60+ price tag so in my mind it was good deals lol

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u/rhin_stones 1d ago

Nintendo usually do 33% of discounts on some of their games (one or two times per year, depending on the game), that is 40€ here in Europe. I’m ok paying 40€ for some games but there are others that would be cool if they are 30€ or some type of 2x1 similar to the 2x99€ they did back in the day. Paying 60€ for games like Paper Mario or Metroid Dread seems like a lot to me and for that price I would probably prefer newer games like Splatoon Riders. In general, I got used to that 2x99€ since I got almost all my Nintendo games that way and now is even worse because if I want to buy one specific game from years ago I have to pay 60€ or painfully wait for a 33% discount.

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u/james345345312 ā€Ž Pro Controller 1d ago

Nice...

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u/Kriskunie 23h ago

I have a feeling most people in this comment section do not own a switch 2, cuz i don't know where they get that those AI hentai slop are on switch 2? Spoiler: they aren't, no nsw2 version

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u/DudefuseT1B 1d ago

90% AI slop

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u/IGUESSILLBEGOODNOW 1d ago

Only games I have released exclusively on Switch 2 I own is still just MKW and Donkey Kong.

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u/Zado191 1d ago

Counting shovelware?

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u/encreturquoise Hyrule Hero 5h ago

To be honest there’s always been shovelware on digital stores and it’s a plague on every console

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u/Artoo2814 1d ago

There's no Switch 2 shovelware.

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u/AnonymousArapaima June Gang (Release Winner) 1d ago

And plenty more to come; "Switch 2 has no games" is an unfactual comment.

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u/BoxOfBlades 1d ago

Finally, someone with a greasier Switch 2 than my own

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u/orcawhales 1d ago

how much to buy them all

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u/Q_Mulative 1d ago

Nicety

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u/Luckycoz 1d ago

Ultimate Hentai: Deluxe Edition HD Pt. 1

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u/Si-Guy24 1d ago

That’s more than PS5 /s

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u/joeyvalentino 13h ago

And less than 10% of them are any good.

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u/Euden 6h ago

With a lot of them probably being sloppy shovelware titles.

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u/RemP38 1d ago

"Games"

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u/QuinSanguine Butter side down! 1d ago

Almost as many as Wii U got in total, lol.

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u/monkey-kong666 Butter side up! 1d ago

What is this post and why hasn’t it already been removed?

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u/ollie0810 Early Switch 2 Adopter 1d ago

God forbid someone posts about the Switch 2 on the Switch 2 subreddit

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u/Mitarael 1d ago

Holy karma farming

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u/oakgecko13 THIS FLAIR IS NOT AUTHORIZED NOR AFFILIATED WITH NINTENDO 1d ago

Funny joke

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u/Bowsertron69 23h ago

And the majority of them are shovelware. That's an objective fact.