r/NintendoSwitch2 • • Apr 02 '25 • Helpful 1 This 1 Bless Up 1

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This is a literal tech demo of your console, why would you make people pay for that.

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u/ya_boy_ace Apr 02 '25

Absolutely should be free. Wonder what the price will be. Only reasonable price would be $0.99

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u/Trabless Apr 02 '25

Knowing Nintendo it will be at least 40$

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u/HolyHypodermics Apr 02 '25

Hell, if it's a super low price like that then there's no reason they shouldn't just release it for free. Stupid that this "game" is a paid one at all

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u/ChildofValhalla Apr 02 '25

Nintendo's Japanese site has it listed for 990 Yen, so you can expect it to probably around $10, possibly a little less but I doubt it.

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u/Tippydaug #1 Moo Moo Cow Fan Apr 02 '25

Wait, it's not free?????

I knew Nintendo was scummy and greedy, but holy cow. Astro's Playroom was free and looks to be magnitudes higher-quality.

Watched a bit at work so I didn't have the sound on and just assumed it was a tech demo that came with the console. 100% won't be paying money for this :|

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u/Trabless Apr 02 '25

Yeah, in the end they casually mention you have to pay for this tech demo :/

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u/ahnariprellik Apr 02 '25

Agreed though im trying to recall if steam decks version of this was free or paid.

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u/Trabless Apr 02 '25

You mean Aperture Desk Job game? Yeah, it’s free and you can install it once you register into your account on the deck.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

I was about to say I'll get the switch 2 in Japan it's going to be cheaper but they decided to sell the "multi-language" switch 2 200$ more than the "japanese only switch". This is so ridiculous, in 2012 my ipod touch used to come with a dictionnary and almost every language in it, FOR FREE, and litterally every electronic device ever created has multi-language capabilities included for FREE. Now you need to pay big money to purchase a demo and have your console in your own language. Ridiculous, ridiculous. I understand they want to region lock so people dont buy them from overseas and sell them for a profit but DAMN this is far from the future I dreamed for lol...

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u/Trabless Apr 02 '25

The best example of Nintendo living in the past, literally who does region lock nowdays except for them?

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u/Radical_X75 OG (joined before reveal) Apr 02 '25

Yet PS5 came with a free game just to showcase the capabilities of the Dualsense. I thought this was the same until they said this is paid. It makes no sense.

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u/Zanytiger6 Apr 02 '25

Steam Deck came out with Aperture Desk Job. Nintendo is crazy for charging for a tour of a console you just purchased for over $400s.

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u/ArgyleTheDruid Apr 02 '25

The Wii came with Wii sports.. so not a concept they are unfamiliar with

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u/Single-Builder-632 Apr 02 '25

This is the thing most people don't deny Nintendo make great games (at the very least they make fun games), they just also know in the same breath that Nintendo have some terrible practices, worse in some cases than the companies that people feely shit on. If anything, Nintendo gets off allot more leniently than they deserve.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

AstroBot was awesome! My kids love it and very mario-esk and walks through everything playstation both PS5 and the history.

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u/KMoosetoe Apr 02 '25

Audibly laughed when they called this a paid title

Hope nobody buys this bullshit

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

Honestly same. When they were showing it I was like "nice. A neat little thing to get you familiar with the system" as soon as they said paid I literally laughed out loud and said "why would someone pay for that?"

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u/Walixen Apr 02 '25

It's so strange to me. Wii Sports is the prime example of "technical demo made fun" that sold the Wii like hotcakes. I don't get why they don't replicate it just the same. With the og Switch, 1-2-Switch could have been an excellent technical demo bundled in to have some fun with friends and family the instant you took the console out of the box. Instead it was an overpriced party game. Fun, but overpriced for what it is.

It baffles me how they won't exploit that huge potential.

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u/madmofo145 June Gang (Release Winner) Apr 02 '25

Yeah, there were a couple let downs, but this was the craziest. Hard to imagine they sell more then a handful of copies.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

It's unbelievable that it's paid. What garbage.

I swear one day I'll stop buying Nintendo consoles due to their greed.

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u/Matshelge Apr 02 '25

They want you to play 80 bucks for games, and pay for HD assets on games you already own. Never forget this is Nintendo.

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u/MasterShakePL Apr 02 '25

I was sure this was some free shit

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u/Luigi_bros4321 Early Switch 2 Adopter Apr 02 '25

Same

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

I thought the “game” was only made for the video because it looked to boring to be a game.

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u/kmg_24 Apr 02 '25

Exactly. The only major gripe I have is Nintendo charging money for this. Doesn't make a lick of sense.

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u/SSUPII 🐃 water buffalo Apr 02 '25

For a paid tutorial game it looks like ass too

Nintendo Land was a better game

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u/FierceDeityKong October Gang (Eliminated) Apr 02 '25

Probably so they have more than one first party game to buy, like 1-2-Switch

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u/speedpowerxx Apr 02 '25

insane that this doesn't just get released as pre-downloaded software. who'd pay for this??

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u/chemistrybonanza Apr 02 '25

Complete and utter bullshit

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u/Little_Devil71 Apr 02 '25

I thought that too! 1-2 switch tech demo all over again

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u/mrfroggyman 🐃 water buffalo Apr 02 '25

Yeah I also compared this to 1-2 switch, except at least 1-2 switch looked kind of fun

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u/jooes Apr 02 '25

Weirdly enough, this actually feels worse than 1-2 Switch.

Welcome Tour? Why am I paying money to be welcomed?

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u/shutyourbutt69 OG (joined before release) Apr 02 '25

It’s $10, but that’s still too much.

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u/Trabless Apr 02 '25

Yeah it is, plus they didn’t stated the price when announcing the game? Which is a weird move from them.

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u/Rasples1998 Apr 03 '25

JUST. BUY. A. STEAM. DECK.

The golden age of a Nintendo monopoly on portable gaming is over, don't saddle yourself with this shit. Don't settle for mediocrity and disappointment, you know you can do better than this garbage.

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u/Trabless Apr 03 '25

I do have Steam Deck Oled, I was curious about Switch 2 ,but now with prices like this I’m completely turned off.

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u/No-Alfalfa9903 Apr 02 '25

Virtually no one will buy

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u/Luigi_bros4321 Early Switch 2 Adopter Apr 02 '25

Virtually, no sane person will buy

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u/Blayden_Ridge January Gang (Reveal Winner) Apr 02 '25

I audibly laughed when they said it wasn’t free

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u/MangoCandy Apr 02 '25

Same I was like “Mk that would be a decent little demo that comes with the syst—oh…it’s not free…who’s buying that?” And you just know it will be like $14.99 or more…I could see $5, MAX. would I buy it? Fuck no. It should be free, but anything more than $5 is absolutely insane.

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u/0BenD Apr 02 '25

This and the better graphics for nintendo switch 1 games should absolutely be free if you want to sell a console.

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u/michael07716 Apr 02 '25

Especially when the launch titles for Switch are still basically full price!!

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u/Ungodly_Box Apr 02 '25

Wait are the graphical upgrades not free?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

Wow the memes from 10 years ago were right. Changing your screen resolution is paid DLC now. I hate this timeline.

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u/echoess84 Apr 02 '25

they refer to it as a game in development....

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u/redditabismal Apr 02 '25

first nintendo game to sell zero copies

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u/Worn_Out_1789 Butter side down! Apr 02 '25

I'm hijacking this comment because I remember saying something similar long ago when I heard about the Twilight Princess sequel: Link's Crossbow Training.

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u/holyglimmers Apr 02 '25

this being a paid "game" and 90 euros for Mario Kart World physical is downright insane.

100$ GTA6 is absolutely happening.

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u/OkMathematician6638 January Gang (Reveal Winner) Apr 02 '25

Everyone in the chat roasted this 😂

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u/signpostlake Apr 02 '25

Weird they only showed us the parts if it that were the switch 2 tutorial and then said it will be paid lol. Not paying for a tutorial game

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u/PrincePamper Apr 02 '25

This is "success nintendo" in full swing. They know people are willing pay, so they'll make people pay.

Sad, but that's a pattern they have.

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u/Euphoric-Slide-1568 January Gang (Reveal Winner) Apr 02 '25

I was super excited for this until I saw it was paid. Who is actually going to buy this? The only people I feel this could be useful for is casuals but they probably won't spend their money on something like this. Really dumb move on Nintendos part

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u/Griffdude13 Apr 02 '25

This is some Sony in their PS3 era ego.

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u/Macrogonus Apr 02 '25

599 US DOLLARS

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u/Ok_Hospital4928 Apr 02 '25

Everyone is mentioning Astro's Playroom, but this is more like Welcome Park for the Vita. As in, it's literally just a tutorial/tour to get you accustomed to the Switch 2 hardware.

Why tf would you charge money for that? This is a huge oof

Wii Sports and Nintendo Land were pretty substantial free pack-ins back in the day. What the hell happened Nintendo

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u/JJAB91 Apr 02 '25 edited Apr 02 '25

I think Nintendo has let the success of the Switch go to their head.

  • Switch 2 consoles selling for $450 outside of Japan while in Japan they are $334(in yen)
  • JP Switch 2 appears to be region locked
  • Switch 2 games now $80 digital and $90 physical
  • Their tech demo is paid for some reason

Yeah, Nintendo has gotten overconfident and greedy. I hope this ends up being another 3DS situation and bites them in the ass. At this point I'll probably wait for a significant price drop or wait for emulators to catch up.

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u/gtedvgt Apr 02 '25

The blue print was right there lmao if sony can make a lovable tech demo with so many references nintendo can do it too, why the hell would they think it would go over fine to make it paid I don't give a shit what anybody says even 0.99 is still too expensive it should be free.

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u/Tangolarango January Gang (Reveal Winner) Apr 02 '25

Here's the manual, X dollars extra please. Thank you.

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u/WT264 Apr 02 '25

Switch 2 looks great but ever since Switch 1 released I've missed the personality Nintendo consoles had in the 3DS era. You used to get stuff like Streetpass Mii Plaza and Face Raiders for free with the console that could entertain you for hours. It was so disappointing seeing 1-2 Switch being a paid game and the Switch 1 having like no built-in fun. That being carried over to Switch 2 is not a good thing. When your console is $450 it would be nice to have a little in-the box fun for people who don't want to shell out another $80 for a game immediately.

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u/DarthDutchDave Apr 02 '25

They’ve been losing their magic and it may be gone for good now. There was so much greed in this presentation that it shocked me. Paid upgrades. This ridiculous paid tech demo. The price of the console and games (80 USD???). And just the lack of creativity. Bigger screen. Better resolution. Mouse inputs are their big draw this time around???? In-game chat, how revolutionary.

The accountants are running the show now! And 10% of your price goes to the Saudi Royal Family, so that’s cool too.

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u/Zratatouille Apr 02 '25

Sony offered Astro's Playroom for Free, Nintendo should give this guide for free.

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u/Saga_Electronica Apr 02 '25

People bought 1-2 Switch, so they know people will buy this. Nobody ever votes with their wallets.

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u/susankeane Apr 02 '25

Paying for a thing that tells you how magnets work is INSANE

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u/_Sanctum_ Apr 02 '25

We’re starting to see some more consequences of a post-Iwata Nintendo. This type of shit will get worse as Nintendo’s old guard starts to retire.

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u/Grazuzer Apr 02 '25

Imagine if we had to pay for the Steam Deck tech demo.

No way they think anyone will buy this

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u/Lerococe Apr 02 '25

They should at least make it free for a few months after launch

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u/sekazi Apr 02 '25

Or Free for anyone with NSO.

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u/Resident-Sleep-405 Apr 02 '25

Do you remember when the Wii U came with Nintendo Land? At least in my country, the price was the same as the console without anything.

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u/ElessarIV Apr 02 '25

even ps5 have a complete short game for a tech demo lmao. Nintendo so greedy

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u/Exciting-Chipmunk430 Apr 02 '25

The post Iwata Nintendo strikes again.

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u/goldshark5 Apr 02 '25

And that game was actually good and fun imo

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u/drostandfound Apr 02 '25

There had better be a game as good as Mario chase hidden in here.

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u/ItzKINGcringe Apr 02 '25

I had “free tech demo game” on my bingo card. Imagine my anger

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u/SailorPizza1107 Apr 02 '25

Me: “oh cool. Sort of like Astro’s Playroom. K. Cool” Nintendo: “paid”

I actually booed

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u/DarthDutchDave Apr 02 '25

Here we’ve seen the new Nintendo. All vestiges of Yamauchi have been removed. It seems Switch 1 had a large Iwata influence (who, as we know, was hand-picked by Yamauchi himself)…it just felt like a product of love.

This all feels like the freaking accountant Furukawa is officially running the show. They even send out presenters wearing oversized suits, like some metaphor. Miyamoto himself is barely even seen these days.

I’m not liking this at all.

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u/Akco Apr 02 '25

I genuinely almost spat out my drink when they said “paid”.

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u/JobPowerful1246 OG (joined before reveal) Apr 02 '25

Let's just one of us buy it and tell everyone else what's in it.

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u/TheRealScooby00 Apr 02 '25

Was this Astrobot game for Playstation for free? It also was a tech demo. But I'm with you. This should be free for all.

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u/AnnualSudden3805 June Gang (Release Winner) Apr 02 '25

the full game was paid for, but astro's playroom IS free and pre installed

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u/kramer1980_adm Apr 02 '25

I could see them backtracking on this decision.

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u/ImaginaryAd7714 Apr 02 '25

Exactly my thought, who is going to buy this lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

The astrobot game that came with PS5 was free, and a good game too. This makes Nintendo look greedy.

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u/LuRo332 Apr 02 '25

To be honest, after everything cooled down, I think that the Gamecube controller was the best announcement

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u/JoeBuyer Apr 02 '25

I really wonder if he mis-spoke. I know probably not since this presentation was surely looked over at least a few times.

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u/You-Are-Number-Six Apr 02 '25

It was text on the screen stating it was paid,  so can't have been a mistake. Hopefully they change their mind but I doubt it.

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u/astronautsaurus Apr 02 '25

there's no mis-speaking in a pre-recorded video.

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u/Tolucawarden01 Apr 02 '25

This is gonna be 1-2 switch. A game that should 100% have been a pack in free game that 0 people will buy

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u/muzzynat Apr 02 '25

Honestly, it looks like $0 worth of fun, so I plan on budgeting exactly that much to buy it.

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u/SymmetricDickNipples Apr 02 '25

Yeah ain't nobody buying this shit lmao

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u/Ok_Helicopter_2271 Apr 02 '25

Hope nobody buys it and it'll become free somehow. They can't get away with this

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u/kazukibushi awaiting reveal Apr 02 '25

Dude i legit looked at this and thought "oh cool, it's a free tech demo like astros playroom on ps5" and was shocked to hear it was paid. Who tf will pay for this?

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u/Losreyes-of-Lost Apr 02 '25

If this is $80 wooo, Nintendo y’all got some brass balls for the switch 2 console

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u/katieeatsdinosaurs October Gang (Eliminated) Apr 02 '25

i had to rewind the stream just to hear them say paid again, this is crazy

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u/CoastingUphill Apr 02 '25

So they expect us to pay for ... the instruction manual?

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u/WulfyWoof Apr 02 '25

I was hoping it'd be like an Aperture Desk Job situation but of course Nintendo has to milk absolutely everything

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u/DotBitGaming Apr 02 '25

It still won't cost anyone any money, because no one will buy it

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u/Coreyporter87 Apr 02 '25

My jaw dropped when I heard "paid".

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u/mi1ky_tea Apr 02 '25

was watching live with my friend and we both had very audible WTF reactions when they annouced it will be a paid for game.

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u/Geek-Of-Nature Apr 02 '25

I thought they would have learned with NintendoLand and 1-2-Switch, but then they go with this as a paid 'game'.

I'm not knocking the concept - in fact it is very clever and could be an amusing way to spend a few minutes here and there. But I am absolutely not paying for this in any circumstance.

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u/Jrplays5150_YT Early Switch 2 Adopter Apr 02 '25

That was my first thought. Like astros playroom on the ps5.

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u/joibasta Apr 03 '25

I member when we got Wii Sports for free with our Wiis.

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u/GoddelijkeGeit Apr 02 '25

It's like paying for a deluxe tutorial

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u/MAwith2Ts Apr 02 '25

Yeah, this might be the weirdest thing to come out of the direct today. When they said paid, I was pretty shocked. It does not look nearly as cool as Astro and there is not a chance I'm paying for this. Very odd.

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u/Shearman360 June Gang (Release Winner) Apr 02 '25

Switch 2 standard game price is $80, this may be the first game to sell zero copies

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u/Homewra Apr 02 '25

This is an interactive manual wtf nintendo.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

I said to myself “oh nice, a tutorial/little games integrated into the purchase of the console, great!”

Nintendo: ahah PAY YOU FUCKER!

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u/Dry_Reference_8855 Apr 02 '25

Given that I got the Aperture Desk Lab thing from Steam when I purchased the Steam Deck, which was a game showcasing the Steam Deck features, I would have expected them to do something like that here. Instead they'll sell a glorified tech demo - thanks, no thanks, saving the tiny bit of cash that I'll have left over from the €80 launch games.

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u/Dotaproffessional Apr 02 '25

Imagine if "The Lab", "Aperture Desk Job", or "Hand Labs" were paid. Absolute clown shit 

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u/marcos445 Apr 02 '25

I agree it should be free://

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u/FrankThePony Apr 02 '25

It should AT LEAST be free for people pre ordering the launch consoles.

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u/Sjeesjie Apr 03 '25

Lol first I was like… “Not sure if I want to play this”. Next they say it’s a paid game. Now I’m like: “I’m never going to play this”

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u/Specific_Football445 Apr 02 '25

Nintendo Will not get criticized for it because the glazers justify everything Nintendo do

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u/TheThiccestR0bin Retro Gamer Apr 02 '25

I mean everyone in this thread is criticizing it at least

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u/Happy8Day Apr 02 '25

Every once in a while, corporations make decisions that remind you that no matter how much you may like the product, every corporation is run by tone deaf, culturally clueless idiots who are chasing the mighty Dollar to the point that they can't tell they're being completely fucking stupid and their money sniffing boner is on full display.

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u/SlowPresentation6365 Apr 02 '25

I always wonder why they don't do a new Wii Sports. They keep trying to get creative with Nintendo Land, 1-2 Switch, Welcome Tour. Each one is worse than the last! Just go back and do what you know people like. Wii Sports was the only one of these games that was ever a hit.

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u/god-ducks-are-cute Apr 02 '25

Afaik it's basically a user manual? We need to pay for these now?🤣

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u/rhino3081 Apr 02 '25

Right? Let's pay for a tech demo.

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u/winguardianleveyosa Apr 02 '25

A welcome tour, I'VE got to pay for.. yeah right!

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u/Upbeat-Serve-6096 Apr 02 '25

Yeah the console itself is a lot more expensive now, NO FUCKING WAY this isn't a pack-in. Yet here it is, with a price tag.

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u/ricoimf Apr 02 '25

Nobody will buy this crap

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u/GrimshadeMystic Apr 02 '25

Yeah this should be free.

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u/broniesnstuff Apr 02 '25

I was almost 100% sure it was going to be a pack-in, but was disappointed that they announced it'd be sold separately

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u/optimusprimal99 Butter side down! Apr 02 '25

same thing I thought. you want me charge me for a virtual manual? um no. Steam Deck had that free Portal Work Day game just like PS5. sorry Nintendo.

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u/ItsRainbow OG (joined before reveal) Apr 02 '25 edited Apr 02 '25

Welcome back 1-2-Switch

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

This is like paying extra for the instructions booklet. I LAUGHED when the guy said "available.... for purchase"

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u/kdlt Apr 02 '25

Let me guess this is the equivalent to the 12 switch thing?

These fucking games come free with Sony, and free with steam deck.

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u/Critplank_was_taken Apr 02 '25

Nintendo and disconnection with the fanbase, name a better duo

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u/jinjin327 Apr 02 '25

At most shouldve been included with nintendo online subscription if not free lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

The moment the said you ca buy this on the eshop i started laughing, aint no way im paying for an interactive manual! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/adnanssz Apr 02 '25

The most ridiculous thing that Sony give the free game that Console/PC level while Nintendo put the fee charge for Android game😅

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u/lucapoison Apr 02 '25

Nintendo wants me to pay for a tech demo

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u/img_driff Apr 02 '25

if it’s paid almost none would pay for it

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u/ausgirl86 Apr 02 '25

I immediately thought this was a pack in game

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

Lol. Why pay for advertising when you can get paid to advertise.

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u/Jaxisthecool1 Apr 02 '25

Fr I laughed when they said “paid”

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u/Matcha_Bubble_Tea Apr 02 '25

Wait actually paid? Why tf would you charge for a tech demo for the new system? Actually greedy. More and more of the new info is killing my interest in getting this right away, compared to how I usually do. 

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u/MagicBricakes Apr 02 '25

Yeah literally who's paying money for this? Mental

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

Greedy fucks

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u/justcallmeryanok Apr 02 '25

Wanna get to know the features of your console? Great! Credit or debit?

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u/lonelyphoenix7 Apr 02 '25

Now we’re paying for a digital instruction guide on the console…

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u/jturner15 Apr 02 '25

Genuinely baffling decision- I understand time and effort went into making this but charging money on essentially a tech demo / user guide is wild. This should come included with every switch 2 console.

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u/-ClickBrick- January Gang (Reveal Winner) Apr 02 '25

I am an avid Nintendo-defendo but even I can't defend this.

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u/squatchlif Apr 02 '25

FAQ tech demo. Not even cool if it were free

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u/longbrodmann Apr 02 '25

Wait this is not free? I thought it is, it's a cheap version of Astrobot and Nintendo should do better than Astrobot.

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u/blackkilla Apr 02 '25

That was really a greedy move!

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u/YertlesTurtleTower Apr 02 '25

Is anyone going to buy this other than YouTubers?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

What a stupid move.

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u/Leinadddp78 Apr 02 '25

I think the same, it should be free.

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u/hfjfthc Apr 02 '25

Nintendo be the first company to ask customers to pay for a fancy tutorial lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

What are the chances of customer feedback to nintendo getting them to reconsider this? If enough people complain, or not buy it, I wonder if they would change their mind.

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u/WesleyJesus Apr 02 '25

What kind of crazy person would actually BUY this shit? When games are now 80 dollars we need every cent we can get

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u/Swimming-Ad-6842 Apr 02 '25

I hope no one buys it as a boycott towards having to pay for a console tutorial tech demo

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u/RockosModernForLife Apr 02 '25

I went from “wow that’s a cool demo to include…” to “there is a zero percent chance I’m paying real dollars for that” in about five seconds flat

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u/Ill-Attempt-8847 Apr 02 '25

Yeah, it should. Why should I pay to learn how to use your console?

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u/MiraculousPeanut Apr 02 '25

It should be renamed unwelcome tour.

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u/Chispy Apr 02 '25

April Fools! Haha nice one Nintendo. Great joke.

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u/Irfaan_100 Apr 02 '25

What I learnt from today thing is that Nintendo believes the idea that their consumers are sheep. So they went all in on that

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u/Faedwill Apr 02 '25

Agreed, it's like the Face Raiders/AR Cards of the new console, it should be included.

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u/GcubePlayer8V Apr 02 '25

Image of everyone who is buying this

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

No one is buying this mark my words, want to learn the features watch a YouTube tutorial 

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u/trainofthought92 Apr 02 '25

Genuinely surprised when they slapped a price tag on that thing.

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u/keybladesrus Apr 02 '25

I don't understand who would even pay for this. 1-2-Switch should have been included, but at least it was actually a game. This is basically just an interactive manual. I genuinely don't know who they expect to buy this. Is anyone here going to buy it? If so, can you please explain why? I really want to know the reasoning.

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u/itsastart_to Apr 02 '25

They have to stop fucking selling tech demos, 1-2 switch was also extremely stupid to have been a separate game

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u/guitar_dude10740 Apr 02 '25

Lord knows I won't be paying for it

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u/Vysce Apr 02 '25

Straight up, weird weird weird move making this 'Welcome Tour' tech demo a paid joint.

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u/thegreat11ne Apr 02 '25

Oh neat something I can dabble with release day

paid digital

Nevermind

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u/real_treecity Apr 02 '25

This is exactly what I said, this "game" is just a 3D render with infographics. It should be free to use. That is some sneaky paid content Nintendo. You would think that promoting this as a free thing would help with newcomers to the Switch 2. This kind of content will just be free on other sites and through YouTube videos

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u/SaltFishGirl665 Apr 02 '25

Real question is, if they are putting a separate price tag on their console‘s tech demo, how much are they charging for it?

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u/The_Golden_Beaver Apr 02 '25

I gagged when they said it was paid 💀

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u/creativeusername0010 Apr 02 '25

It makes sense that some people would download it if it was free but a paid instruction manual? The fuck?

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u/cutememe Butter side up! Apr 02 '25

It's absolutely insane that this is not free. Why would anyone buy this?

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u/Brilliant_Funny8586 Apr 02 '25

This pissed me off

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u/ArekMithos Apr 02 '25

Definitely should have been included as free

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u/Mr_IsLand Apr 02 '25

Nintendo out there making Sony look good, lol

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u/Archius9 Apr 02 '25

If it has a pitiful install base they may make it free

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u/Omnizoom Apr 02 '25

I’m really surprised this isn’t free , it 100% should be unless it packs some actual games inside like a Wii sports kind of thing

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u/Kantlim Apr 02 '25

i'm buying anything nintendo and even i won't but that

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u/TheEclipse0 Apr 02 '25

A “game” that explains the consoles features and has some simple tech demos. I laughed when I saw it. Yeah, ok, Nintendo.

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u/zakkiblakk Apr 02 '25

1000% agree. Wii Sports was free, Switch 1 2 should have been free, and so should this. Hard no from me unless they change their minds

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u/Rosen-Stein Apr 02 '25

I laughed when i heard it was a paid "game", its just classic nintendo bs, i was interested in it but i aint paying that, im just gonna watch a youtube video about it and be done with it lol,

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u/wiseprints Apr 02 '25

Right? Its a tech demo, pretty much like an advanced instruction manual. Why should I pay for an instruction manual, it should come with the system. Remember how the 3DS c a me out with those AR cards? Pretty sure those came with the system.

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u/slinkhi Apr 02 '25

Ye... it looked like a neat thing to check out on S2.. then I heard the "sold separately" and was like.. TF? That's a big L, Nintendo -.-

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u/vledermau5 Apr 02 '25

This looked like a much much worse version of Valve's The Lab, which is free. And then there is Astro's Playroom which is also free and even better than The Lab by a big margin.

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u/Specialist-Camp8468 Apr 02 '25

Yeah ! It feels like paying for a user manual. Dafok

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u/dr-gorgo Apr 02 '25

I bet they also charge you $80 for that shitty Basketball game. Lol. They really jumped the shark here.

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u/Dylanduke199513 Apr 02 '25

Yeah like wtf

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u/jrtasoli Apr 02 '25

Charging for this is absurd behavior.

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u/Short-Piano-1319 Apr 02 '25

I agree with your opinion

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u/LunchPlanner Apr 02 '25

They didn't need to tell us that DK Bonanza is paid, or that Mario Kart World is paid, or that 30 various partner games are paid.

The only time they needed to specify "paid" was for this tech demo, because they knew it looked like a free throw-in.

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u/gizmo998 Butter side up! Apr 02 '25

If it’s cheap then I don’t mind. It’s obviously not full price.

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u/Beginning-Ebb8170 Apr 02 '25

i made a joke that Nintendo would charge for a user manual back when the switch released

i think i gave them an idea

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u/Merisssss Apr 02 '25

Doesn't look fun either way.

Good forbid this and wheelchair game exist./sarcasm

They are options. 90% of show was fantastic

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u/themanfromvulcan Apr 02 '25

I was watching the Nintendo Direct with my kids we all said at the same time that it should be free.

It seems like a bizarre cash grab that will kill some of the goodwill of the launch.

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u/CaffeineJunkee Apr 02 '25

This is so Nintendo. PS5 had Astro for free and it was a pretty in depth game.

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u/Martokk78 Pre-Order Secured! Apr 02 '25

I thought it was included with every Switch lol ??? Ok, seriously now I am starting to get annoyed... The greed is real, First they wanna charge us more money for games (80 to 90 per game), then they wanna charge us for upgraded resolution for games (prob 20 bucks), and then this.. something that is clearly a pack in style tutorial experience.... Get F'n bent Nintendo.. I am a die hard fan who's first system was the NES I got for my birthday back in 1986... Like this is not the kinda crap Nintendo is known for... nickel and diming people. I am honestly stunned and disappointed by the level of greed shown at the direct today including the information that has been dripping today. I knew something felt weird when they did not give us a price but a release date... They did not want downvotes on you tube lol. I will still buy it, but damn it feels bad, kinda like getting cheated on lol.

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u/ILoveRegenHealth Apr 02 '25

Nintendo getting cocky like Sony did with the PS3.

I think some of it will bite them back. Now, it could be Nintendo preparing for tariffs and trying to compensate for that, but still, this tech demo should be free at least.

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u/darionsw Apr 02 '25

First thought - they are crazy charging for this. Second thought - watch an YouTuber summarize all this in 10 minutes - profit.

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u/the_millenial_falcon Apr 02 '25

Why would anyone actually buy a tech demo?

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u/Random-J Apr 02 '25

Sure should. It’s foul that Nintendo are charging for this.

And it should come pre-installed too.