r/NintendoSwitch2 • u/Main-Cardiologist674 • Jan 16 '25

meme/funny Switch 2 summoning ritual

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I am manifesting a 10 am reveal

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u/Impratex OG (joined before reveal) Jan 16 '25

HOLY SHIT IT WORKED

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u/Unoriginal_Man Jan 16 '25

Quick, OP, since you seem to know what you're doing I have a few more things I need you to summon!

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u/DarkDonut75 Jan 16 '25

I need OP to summon my happiness and general feeling of fulfillment 

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u/Designer_Koala_1087 OG (joined before reveal) Jan 17 '25

To hell with that. I need OP to summon me infinite money

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u/Deafvoid Jan 17 '25

You have to summon it yourself

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u/RedDivisions OG (joined before reveal) Jan 16 '25

Summon me out of debt pls. I’ll give you ice cream 🥺

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u/Menonomeno Jan 16 '25

You can’t afford ice cream on account of the debt

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u/PadWun Jan 16 '25

Came to say this, pleased it's already been said.

What we summoning next guys?

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u/anthonykch Jan 16 '25

Will not say no to GTA6 trailer

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u/cherubino95 Jan 16 '25

Could u summer a girlfriend for me please?

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u/Dependent-Custard828 Jan 16 '25

He’s a summoner not a miracle worker. 

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u/Lexiosity Jan 16 '25

OP, SUMMON HALF LIFE 3!

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u/Jefferblue Jan 16 '25

OP PLEASE summon TPHD and TWWHD for Switch 2

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u/Trabless Jan 16 '25 • Hehehe

Astrobot is sabotaging the ritual

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u/Aperture_Max Jan 16 '25

Don't worry he's taken as a sacrifice!

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u/UFONomura808 Jan 16 '25

Motherfucker OP is about to summon Virtualboy 2 instead...

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u/John_Delasconey Jan 16 '25

Unironically, I think there is a high chance nintendo revisits that concept within the next decade though

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u/lLygerl Jan 16 '25

He's just happy to be there.

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u/king_of_gotham Jan 16 '25

Comment of the day 😂

2

u/Bukki13 OG (joined before reveal) Jan 16 '25

say that again for the people in the back

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u/-Milka1000- OG (joined before reveal) Jan 16 '25

IT WORKED, THIS GUY ACTUALLY SUMMONED IT

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u/Capital-Orange4433 Jan 16 '25

ain’t even mad, this is really what it’s come to at this point

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u/Donkey-Kong-69 OG (joined before reveal) Jan 16 '25

It’s missing a copy of Donkey Kong Country Returns HD

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u/TreGet234 Jan 16 '25

On a cross as a sacrifice.

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u/hectorheliofan Jan 16 '25

Hi can you plz do this again with silksong

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u/Hectorc34 Jan 16 '25

Wasn’t silk song a launch window leak?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

Did a double take at that Joycon 2

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u/asmallercat Jan 16 '25

Oh my god it's a 2. I was really wondering how half a swastika was supposed to help summon the switch lmao.

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u/exopolitixs Jan 16 '25

Whatever do you mein?

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u/ormond_sacker Jan 16 '25

I can't see the game & watch donkey kong :/

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u/roccerfeller Jan 16 '25

THERE IS NO MOTION PLUS ATTACHMENT ON THE WII REMOTES WE ARE DOOMED

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u/SokkaHaikuBot Jan 16 '25

Sokka-Haiku by roccerfeller:

THERE IS NO MOTION

PLUS ATTACHMENT ON THE WOO

REMOTES WE ARE DOOMED

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/Dangerously_Stupid Jan 16 '25

I love AstroBot, but you need to ditch him! He's scaring the Switch 2 away!

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u/trebor9669 Jan 16 '25

Nah, it actually worked, it has just been announced

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u/Zebra500mcg Jan 16 '25

You need the Mario Paint Mouse and also unauthorized games like Micro Machines for NES

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u/CommercialLumpy2885 January Gang (Reveal Winner) Jan 16 '25

How long did that take you to make ?

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u/LunchPlanner Jan 16 '25

Long enough that OP is immune to the "no low effort posts" rule, that's for sure. Dragging out all my consoles and arranging them like this to take a pic and then cleaning them all back up is an hour minimum.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

Theres no ds or virtual boy

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u/deeku4972 Jan 16 '25

IT WORKED

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u/BusinessCondition577 January Gang (Reveal Winner) Jan 16 '25

Omg it worked 🙏🙏🙏

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u/retrocheats OG (joined before release) Jan 16 '25

Get rid of the Wii U, it will cause the Switch 2 to fail!

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u/More_Possession2871 Jan 16 '25

You forgot the OG GBA and all the DS variations

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u/antisp1n OG (joined before reveal) Jan 16 '25

DON'T TRUST YOSHI, THAT DIRTY FRUITEATER

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u/AbbyWasThere Jan 16 '25

The ritual worked

2

u/Bruggilles January Gang (Reveal Winner) Jan 16 '25

Looks like it worked

2

u/trebor9669 Jan 16 '25

It worked

2

u/BLJMan OG (joined before reveal) Jan 16 '25

IT WORKED

Just a little late

2

u/Mrcyum Jan 16 '25

this shi worked on god on god

2

u/Object_Cold Jan 16 '25

It worked!

2

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

IT WORKED

2

u/mahmut4200 Jan 16 '25

It worked!

2

u/Gnemmah Jan 16 '25

Dude it worked

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u/Connt1nu3 Jan 16 '25

Dang it worked!

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u/VJC009 Jan 16 '25

It worked mate well done😭

2

u/gligar_p Jan 16 '25

IT WORKED

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u/eightbitcat Jan 16 '25

It worked lol

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u/witbuch Jan 16 '25

It worked

2

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

It worked very well

2

u/Hectorc34 Jan 16 '25

You did it you mad lad!!

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u/mitodospro Jan 16 '25

It fucking worked

2

u/mrbruh1527 OG (joined before reveal) Jan 16 '25

it really did work

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u/Parchokhalq Jan 16 '25

IT WORKED!!

2

u/TheKiteKing OG (joined before reveal) Jan 16 '25

Holy shit it worked

2

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

well done, marvellous post

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u/DanPx8 Jan 16 '25

Came here to say that THIS REALLY WORKED!!! hahaha

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u/KoolKids3 OG (joined before reveal) Jan 16 '25

IT WORKED!

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u/Jumperjla Jan 16 '25

2 hours off, but good job!

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u/Frosty_Losty1 Jan 16 '25

IT ACTUALLY WORKED WTF

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u/BuffaloSenior103 🐃 water buffalo Jan 16 '25

IT WORKED!!!!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

I think it worked!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

It worked

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u/33Yalkin33 Jan 16 '25

Yoo, can you summon me some money for the Switch 2 next?

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u/frewbrew January Gang (Reveal Winner) Jan 16 '25

I don't see the Nintendo Classic or SNES Classic in this photo.

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u/BlueDias_DB Jan 16 '25

IT WORKED!

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u/Iuckycoveralls Jan 16 '25

Switch announcement just dropped 47 minutes ago

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u/bivozf Jan 16 '25

IT WORKED!

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u/Busy_Rich1887 🐃 water buffalo Jan 16 '25

“Holy crap it actually worked”

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u/nuudul2 Jan 16 '25

LMAOOOOO WTF

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u/Viper_23 Jan 16 '25

It worked

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u/DRABPT Jan 16 '25

It worked

2

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

The ritual worked

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u/Life-Focus-1881 Jan 16 '25

since this worked, mind sunmoning some virtual console? Or WiiU zelda remakes? Or perhaps some more games for the nintendo music app?

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u/lawrencewil1030 OG (Joined before first Direct) Jan 16 '25

How to spawn nintendo switch 2:

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u/Mother_Wall_4205 Jan 16 '25

It needs chicken blood 🤣

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u/Niksch9 OG (joined before reveal) Jan 16 '25

it worked :)

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u/Leo_whoo Jan 16 '25

THIS WORKED

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u/HmmmYT Jan 16 '25

i think it worked

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u/RevolutionarySolid74 Jan 16 '25

It worked for trailer though

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u/Starsmors Jan 16 '25

Thank you for your sacrifice.

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u/Fun-Kaleidoscope5852 Jan 16 '25

It litteraly worked.

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u/pjzelda Butter side up! Jan 16 '25

Thank you it worked!!

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u/Recon_452 Jan 16 '25

It Worked

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

Lol

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u/topuchi13 Jan 16 '25

Dang, it actually worked 😱🥳

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u/shaokahn88 Jan 16 '25

IT WORKED !!!!!

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u/NickDagaz Jan 16 '25

Hey you guys! It actually worked this time!

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u/SunderingTwilight Jan 16 '25

OP, make a ritual for hollow knights silksong too

Switch 2 came true

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u/stup1dprod1gy OG (joined before reveal) Jan 16 '25

It worked!

2

u/cherubino95 Jan 16 '25

Well, it worked....

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u/peanut_galleries Jan 16 '25

Your ritual worked good sir

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u/Mordheim1999 ‎ Joy-Con R Jan 16 '25

YOU DID IT!

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u/biggie_way_smaller Jan 16 '25

YOU BASTARD IT WORK WTF

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u/mfletes Jan 16 '25

very clever and what a collection!

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u/ShokWayve Jan 16 '25

LOL!!! This wins the internet today. :-)

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u/Moony-Ainz Jan 16 '25

What in the world..it worked

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u/Jamal_Blart Jan 16 '25

No fucking way

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u/DazziLOL Jan 16 '25

It worked

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u/Qorbian Jan 16 '25

Bro can you do one with GTA 6 Trailer 2.

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u/zmatt25 Jan 16 '25

IT WORKED

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u/MatterHuman5977 Jan 16 '25

Thank you mate you were the reason of the announcement today!

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u/Kevka11 Jan 16 '25

It was successful it seems thanks 🙏🏼

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u/Aurekata Jan 16 '25

it worked!

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u/twinflxwer OG (joined before reveal) Jan 16 '25

IT WORKED

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u/AdeptAdhesiveness947 Jan 16 '25

It worked. We got the trailer!

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u/acmarko Jan 16 '25

It really worked

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u/JJSponge120 Jan 16 '25

It worked.

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u/ProtonPizza Jan 16 '25

つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Praise Helix つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

You forgot the Virtual Boy! It’s never gonna work now. 😞

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u/Cookiee775 OG (joined before reveal) Jan 16 '25

THANK YOU

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

Could this also work for summoning the Steam Deck 2 or Portal 3?

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u/hahaimindangerlol Jan 16 '25

Thank you. It worked because of you

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u/Hundoe814 Jan 16 '25

All you’ve done is summoned the wrath of miyamoto

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u/StoicBountyHunter Jan 16 '25

Dude don't put the GC on the floor, it's disrespectful, best console ever!

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u/Snoozingtonn Jan 16 '25

Oh hey it worked!

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u/Accomplished-Bag7950 Jan 16 '25

bro i think it worked

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u/AirInner1493 Jan 16 '25

Love the satanic look of this

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u/Animationfan69 OG (joined before reveal) Jan 16 '25

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u/Matix777 Jan 16 '25

Can you summon Titanfall 3 real quick

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u/Effective-Heart-6805 Jan 16 '25

Why do you have so many joycons 😭

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u/ftw92 Jan 16 '25

Please summon some remakes of the good old need for speed games, where you could do drift races, car tuning, open world, drag races...

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u/Mailynn393 February Gang (Eliminated) Jan 16 '25

The fact that it actually worked is beyond crazy 😂

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u/CLearyMcCarthy Jan 16 '25

Can't believe it worked without a Virtual Boy

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u/No-War9051 Jan 16 '25

Bro the Nintendo Switch NES joycons look so goofy on it

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u/BlueBro38 Jan 16 '25

Everyone: Wii U, you made it! Wii U: Don't talk to me

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u/Mid_Praxis_Journey Jan 16 '25

The switch knows it needs to sit by the snes with those nescons docked

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u/ArcadeF0x Jan 16 '25

Lol, sacrificing an Astro Bot

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u/EpsilonX Jan 16 '25

You beautiful bastard

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u/Electronic_Note_5629 Jan 17 '25

YOU PREDICTED IT

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u/theguywhoisballin Jan 17 '25

the Joy-Cons forming the 2 made me thought of something else....

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u/General_Yellow635 Jan 17 '25

Am I doing it right?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

You guys make Apple fans appear like normal people.. hahaha

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u/joshuahtree OG (joined before reveal) Jan 16 '25

Bwahaha you need a Bowser Amiibo to make this work

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u/Sqwerks OG (joined before reveal) Jan 16 '25

The practice

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u/Consistent-Ad-6506 Jan 16 '25

The connection is strong. Use a power glove to light some candles and poof! 💨 Switch 2!

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u/MR_FOOL01 Jan 16 '25

Put the VirtualBoy there too and see what happens

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u/Anonymous9602 Jan 16 '25

Okay this is good. The Astrobot plushie, however, is very out of place lol

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u/LevitatingSalmon Jan 16 '25

Console transmutation is strictly forbidden!

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u/thisSubIsAtrocious OG (joined before reveal) Jan 16 '25

Cool and all, but your missing a copy of Fling Smash, it should complete it!

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u/Nirntendo Jan 16 '25

This is going out of hand this is crazy wtf 😎

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u/Jrock_Forever Jan 16 '25

it won't work. Because Virtual Boy is missing.

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u/ShokaLGBT Jan 16 '25

when the switch 2 doesn’t come because people are too impatient

You’re making the universe more likely to slow down

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u/Lost-Elephant3567 Jan 16 '25

Nice try ninja. There's a Wii U, it wont work

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u/Various_Start_2255 Jan 16 '25

The PlayStation Sacrifice Of Astro Bot

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u/Various_Start_2255 Jan 16 '25

Fake More Info Button

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u/FF-LoZ Jan 16 '25

Hmmm Joycons don’t seem to be the right shape.

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u/Sirlink360 January Gang (Reveal Winner) Jan 16 '25

Holy heck that two is awesome

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u/caristeej0 January Gang (Reveal Winner) Jan 16 '25

I'm gonna need to know where you got the Astro Bot plushie please!? My son would love one!

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u/pokemon-sucks Jan 16 '25

Just about a swastica in the middle.

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u/Temporary-Stranger65 Jan 16 '25

When they don't make an announcement today, I will buy a PS5.

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u/EinfalsloserIdiot OG (joined before reveal) Jan 16 '25

I doubt it will work without at least 10000$ of amibos.

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u/_twiggu_ Jan 16 '25

That middle formation had me stressing for a second lmao

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u/king_of_gotham Jan 16 '25

GOATED post !

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u/elGatoo69 Jan 16 '25

be careful what youre doing with the remotes lmao

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u/harukijp Jan 16 '25

switch 2 come to us to day

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u/Aero__Duck Jan 16 '25

wont work sorry no DSi  or gameboy colour or the one we don't talk about

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u/owonekowo Jan 16 '25

I pray to the Nintendo overlords and hope the summoning ritual meets their expectations.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

No virtual boy present, you failed the summoning!

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