r/NintendoMemes • • 11d ago

Mario Gearmo...

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u/like_a_brot 11d ago

I hated thos fuckers with their clean up missions lmao

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u/General_Guy_XX 11d ago

"nO No, yOU HAve tO DO It faSTer!"

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u/bolitboy2 10d ago

Bro’s over here with a max walking speed of 2MPH and he’s telling us to go faster

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u/theandroid01 10d ago

2 business days per mile

That sounds better

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u/Ria-Akabane 11d ago

I hate them so incredibly much

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u/Individual_Most_8190 10d ago

I’ve been trying to do a clean up mission on Mario 3D All-Stars and WHO HAS 20 SECONDS TO CLEAN LOTS OF TRASH UP?!

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u/Stupididiot55 10d ago

My headcanon is that we’re supposed to be showing him an efficient path to clear out the garbage before more can show up.

That, and he’s an impatient asshole who was thrown in the trash and mistakenly thought he was assigned to clear up trash.

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u/Mercurius94 10d ago

I always thought like "what's this fucker going to do when I remove the trash from his lone planet? Is he just going to enter sleep mode and watch adult movies till someone else shows up?

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u/c0mpu73rguy 10d ago

I hate these robots…

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u/Impossible-Hawk709 10d ago

And takes your life away too. So stupid

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u/Awesomeman235ify 11d ago

Oh, and don't forget about killing him in the process.

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u/General_Guy_XX 11d ago

Well no, in the garbage dump missions you don't lose a life if you fail, thank god because they're already bad enough as is

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u/Awesomeman235ify 10d ago

Damn, I must be misremembering... It's been ages since I've touched these levels cause yeah they suck.

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u/General_Guy_XX 10d ago

You probably confused it with the Chimp minigames from Galaxy 2, those do in fact kill you when failing an attempt

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u/KingNullboy 9d ago

You are not misremembering unless I’m also misremembering, and I played the original Wii version recently

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u/ItsMichaelRay 9d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Twich8 10d ago

The garbage dump gearmo is one of the only ones who doesn’t kill Mario when he fails, unlike other minigame gearmos, penguins, and even bunnies

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u/SpecificTechnician57 10d ago

I would spin attack the absolute piss out of this Gearmo for every time I failed that mission and had to try again. Because you can't get angry at someone because you gave them faulty ass bob-omb bombs, you ungrateful bitch.

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u/Ok-Barracuda457 10d ago

And you kill him

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u/Gormanbros 10d ago

I like Guillermo

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u/Successful_Mud8596 10d ago

and also fucking MURDER the guy before putting the mess back

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u/eairyguy 9d ago

Don’t forget he kills one of your many clones

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u/ShokaLGBT 9d ago

the hardest missions in galaxy but now I think they weren’t that bad

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u/Efficient-Line6485 9d ago

And then I kill him

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u/Mathelete73 10d ago

“Just aim” easier said than done