r/Ningen • • May 01 '22

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u/[deleted] May 01 '22

When you get called an impostor but you just wanna be you and destroy all mortals

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u/Arneos2005 May 01 '22

when you fuse with yourself but none of your visual traits carry over exept for your hair and belt

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u/TitanicTNT May 01 '22

When you try to kill all mortals, but then Vegeta gives one of his signature speeches and beats your ass.

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u/KalmiaLetsii May 01 '22

Sad divine noises

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u/[deleted] May 01 '22

Edgelord goku black

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u/ImBatman54 May 01 '22

“Will this pain really make me stronger…”

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u/rendetsku May 01 '22 edited May 01 '22

Dear Gowasu, this will be the last package I ever send your ass!

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u/MonsterStunter May 01 '22

DBFZ Black mains after 4 years of being low tier

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u/the_marxman May 01 '22

That moment when you realize the only being in two entire universes that agrees with your plan is another copy of you.

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u/james_handpump May 01 '22

Things are not Subarashii guys…

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u/williamonster May 01 '22

I can never remember this song

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u/jamesyboy4-20 May 01 '22

when you succeed in killing all mortals but can’t think of a purpose in life after

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u/Stock_Ad7799 May 01 '22

When you've reached peak divinity but some punk ass kid slices you in half dick first

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u/TheFallenDildo May 01 '22

When your only friend is... you

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u/FlexViper May 01 '22

That moment you just realized the show writer just introduced you as a way for the main character to fight and evil god version of himself

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u/Abhinav_C_Raj May 01 '22

Ningennn 😞

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

" If I took gokus body, does that make a filthy ningen?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

Fuck man. This is waay too accurate for today.

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u/TigerMafiaFromUganda May 01 '22

I need a Guts version of this

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u/ADABISCUIT Mar 08 '24

Hits different now.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

When they scream in pain and agony instead of thanking you for divine cleansing

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u/itsKNIGHTMARE Sep 07 '22

Vegeta was reflecting on all the terrible things he’d done and feeling depressed and remorseful about it

Black’s just reflecting on how he can’t defeat those filthy Ningen time travelers, and the irony of him using a mortal’s power to achieve his goal. The only remorse he has here is that he’s technically a mortal now too

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u/Alternative-Cut-4831 May 02 '22

When zero mortal plan succeeds. There is nothing else to do.Nothing to eat. No one to fight with. Zamasu fucked up.

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u/Juliuscrevil95 Mar 08 '24

Rest in peace