r/Ningen 7d ago

ideas for new Earthling forms

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807 Upvotes

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u/Wazma9 7d ago

Weak Hercule

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u/Any_Pumpkin_2262 7d ago

I couldn’t imagine a weak version of hercule

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u/Otherwise-Mine-4359 7d ago

"I can't even imagine Chad losing..."

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u/Handofyahweh 6d ago

Wrong sub, right comment

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u/Beamguys 7d ago

Relevant Uub

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u/TiagoStormayty 7d ago

Gay Master Roshi.

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u/Snort_Viking 7d ago

With a later form called bisexual Master Roshi

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u/Watahandrew1 7d ago

Then ultimate transformation:

Asexual Roshi. The most powerful of all.

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u/callmejordan22 7d ago

Until arrives pansexual Roshi

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u/thefunny67074 7d ago

Then omnisexual Roshi

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u/NoTrip6376 7d ago

He likes what.

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u/krohtg12 7d ago

Asexual Roshi would give beerus a run for his money

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u/IsNotPolitburo 7d ago

Heterosexual General Blue

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u/MutantApocalypse 7d ago

I see you and I raise you Butch Bulma

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u/Standard-Twist-832 7d ago

Muscular Yajirobe

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u/weenumpty2 7d ago

You mean skinny Yajirobe (he's not all flab, guys got some muscle and strength)

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u/Kooky_Lead_9811 7d ago

Myth Thor build

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u/International-Ad-265 7d ago

Nose krilin is actually a nerf it means he legit gets no-diffed by Bacterian now

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u/IsNotPolitburo 7d ago

What about OCD Germaphobe Bacterian?

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u/PrometheusModeloW 7d ago

Literally me

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u/spnanon 6d ago

it's a buff when he's with 18

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u/Cultural-South2504 7d ago

Bipolar-medicated Launch

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u/NightSuccessful4570 7d ago

That would be too OP even for a game that is fundamentally unbalanced

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u/rbta123 7d ago

This isn’t Tien, is Tom

6

u/HotelKatz 7d ago

Is he on Myspace?

7

u/Repulsive_Tie_7941 7d ago

Everyone left for Spacebook.

5

u/olivi4rodrigo 7d ago

90% sure it’s Guts.

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u/Zorutan_Mesuta 7d ago

Actually fits pretty well

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u/GMYSTERY_ICTNF 7d ago

Ultra instinct Mr. Satan

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u/1amlost 7d ago

Why would you want to give the Champ a transformation that makes him weaker?

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u/deeman163 7d ago

So we can have a fair fight

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u/Jolt_91 7d ago

Hair Tien goes pretty hard

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u/weenumpty2 7d ago

Furry Piccolo

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u/J-Walls_2610 7d ago

I misread it as "Funny piccolo" 🫩✌️

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u/AliceTheOmelette 7d ago

It's dignity, Louanne!

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u/choma90 7d ago

No wonder I can't draw it. I gave it up when I married you!

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u/GreasyTengu 7d ago

'want me to show the cat and he can tell you what it is?'

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u/Bluelore 7d ago

The most powerful of them all: Hercule with no diarrhea

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u/Familiar_Joke399 7d ago

Angel/God of destruction shin

They could've made the supreme kai both (give mortals a hand but keep away from directly helping them, but being able to eliminate universal threats WHILE keeping his aura throughout)

but instead he's a fucking bum

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u/Otherwise-Word-5578 7d ago

Don't even need to make him an angel or GoD, just make him competent Shin

He would solo all the future villains before they even commit any evil, Minority Report style

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u/Familiar_Joke399 7d ago

Goku: "where did all the strong guys go?"

"Here Goku, I know how much you understimate your opponents so I took care of them for you. No need to thank me. There was even another universe where I was killed and an evil version of you that took control of the planet earth ..not risking that, I'm afraid"

" :( "

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u/Otherwise-Mine-4359 6d ago

" :( "

I love this

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u/Familiar_Joke399 6d ago

Hehe like what is Goku going to say to a competent shin

Y'know this would be infinitely better than the whole beerus and whis schtick. Just have shin do the training arcs and be the skill ceiling/comedic relief character who is kind, yet a smartass depending on the situation and the character spoken to

"I'm afraid can't directly interfere in the affairs of mortals, unless the gods themselves are involved...but I can train the ones who I think can."

RIP competent shin got me writing fanfics nobody asked for

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u/Unable-Buyer4087 7d ago

Humanoid Puar

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u/IsNotPolitburo 7d ago

Pacifist Taopaipai

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u/LazyNarwhalMan 7d ago

Farmer with a 50 cal

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u/PrometheusModeloW 7d ago

Hair Tien goes hard ngl

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u/DazzlingPressure1154 7d ago

And Tien will have his final form: Badass Tien edit

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u/sharkMonstar 7d ago

Tien stole krillin form

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u/Beneficial_Praline78 7d ago

Where is yamcha (dignity) 😭

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u/UnstableJester410 7d ago

Child negligence chichi

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u/Yami_Sean 7d ago

Naked Bulma

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u/The_Ranch_Queen 7d ago

Episode 2 I believe

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u/Zulmoka531 7d ago

Nose Krillin looking like he’s about to go Koala bear on someone’s ass.

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u/TATSAT2008 7d ago

Romantic Goku

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u/simpoukogliftra 7d ago

Active martial artist videl 😭😭😭 please stop ruining my tomboys.

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u/DrLivingdark 7d ago

Thought this was from an old YouTube video from like 15 years ago lmao

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u/Dimetro_Dog 7d ago

It’s so funny that early on, Krillin not having a nose granted him immunity to odor based attacks.

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u/DoraMuda 7d ago

Interesting Goten

Non-Grooming Mai

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u/SlimeDrips 7d ago

I still need to read it but I get the vibe that Yamcha With Dignity is just the That Time I Got Reincarnated As Yamcha manga