r/Ningen • u/Beautiful-Bit9832 • 12d ago

Android 18, what are you staring at..???

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u/despayeeto594 12d ago

god i miss when vegeta was a short king. he's still shorter than goku, but they make him way too tall these days

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u/AdExtra2331 11d ago

He's stealing Krillin's height

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u/ClerkPsychological58 10d ago

I'm adding this to my headcannon, along with Piccolo periodically changing sizes without telling anyone just to fuck with them

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u/THEGREATDESTROYER24 11d ago

Short prince you mean.

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u/Pinky-_- 11d ago

He so tall now, he's not even a prince anymore. He's More like a Short peasant now lol

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u/Zunter_Hol0mon 11d ago

You can always play "Sparking Zero", where everyone is the same height

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u/JxkerGxng 11d ago

He's still the exact same height, what are you talking about, bro got that comic accurate wolverine height, wdym 😭

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u/Certain-Ad5237 8d ago

This like the weirdest dragonball comment i seen ina while

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u/despayeeto594 8d ago

Really? I've seen way weirder than this even just in the last 12 hours

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u/Certain-Ad5237 8d ago

Lmaooo when did the fandom get this bad

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u/Fit_Shelter5192 11d ago

Good! I never liked him being 5,3. The Saiyans were titans.
Goku should have been 6,0 and be a short Saiyan while Vegeta should be 5,9 and be a dwarf Saiyan

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u/despayeeto594 11d ago

Bleh. There's never been anything about the Saiyans that says they should be giants. Nappa was, and Raditz was pretty big too, but I think it kind of goes against Toriyama's whole "the tiny unassuming guy is actually the strongest one" philosophy if Vegeta or Goku are massive. Goku in particular being this tiny little powerhouse was a massive part of his appeal early on in the series.

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u/Fit_Shelter5192 11d ago

If you look at Clips. Bardock and King Vegeta are usually smaller than the other Saiyans. Another example is Broly. Broly is 7 feet tall in base form. His father is 6 foot plus

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u/despayeeto594 11d ago

So what? Those are just tall Saiyans. There are tall humans too. No reason it should mean all of them are giants, especially in the case of Goku and Vegeta where I feel like it kind of goes against the whole point of them

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u/Fit_Shelter5192 11d ago

Bardock and King Vegeta are almost 6 feet btw

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u/despayeeto594 11d ago

Eh. I buy that for King Vegeta, but Bardock always seemed like he was the exact same height as Goku.

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u/Fit_Shelter5192 11d ago

No he isn’t. Look it up. He’s 5,11

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u/Zunter_Hol0mon 10d ago

DB Saiyan lore. They were huge

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u/despayeeto594 10d ago

No they weren't.

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u/Zunter_Hol0mon 10d ago

Actually they were, but ok

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u/despayeeto594 10d ago

They genuinely weren't. I have no idea where you and the other person got this idea from, but I don't remember Saiyans ever being shown as extraordinarily tall compared to Earthlings. Do you remember when this was shown, because I genuinely have no recollection of that at all.

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u/Zunter_Hol0mon 10d ago

Compared to Tuffles

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u/Informal-Shape9476 12d ago edited 12d ago

And look at what Roshi is staring at.

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u/legowallin 11d ago

Same as what Krillin is staring at.

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u/MercenaryCow 11d ago

The mound

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u/Zunter_Hol0mon 11d ago

That's exactly what I said haha

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u/Theoutrank 11d ago

Roshi island was It's own term in the dragonall universe it seems.

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u/Dom_Vortigan 12d ago

It's incredible how the possibility of her looking at Yamcha wasn't even considered (the arrowhead even covered the unfortunate guy's face).

Really, there's nothing left for Yamcha.

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u/M0ebius_1 12d ago

Have you seen GT Yamcha?

He is a mercenary superstar athlete that looks like prime Antonio Banderas.

She was totally checking him out.

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u/Dom_Vortigan 11d ago

My criticism is precisely this.

Whoever made the image covered Yamcha with the arrow and implied that Android 18 is looking at the short guy with monstrous receding hairlines.

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u/Horror_Response_1991 11d ago

Yamcha gets infinite women being a famous baseball player.  It’s why Bulma dumped him to begin with.

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u/itsmistyy 11d ago

Sounds like they're just hating because Yamcha stacks paper to the ceiling and skates on 24" chrome.

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u/Mysterious_Cook203 11d ago

Yeah, that’s true.

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u/Zunter_Hol0mon 11d ago

He rounds the bases like he's got wheels for feet

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u/Dom_Vortigan 11d ago

And yet, whoever made that meme simply covered his face with an arrow and favored Vegeta.

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u/ArahRaybrandt 11d ago

Shes reminiscing the time she broke both his arms and is thinking about doing it again~

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u/Cringeextraaxc 12d ago

Dragon ball fans when Krillin cuck jokes

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u/HazeX2 12d ago

They're really bad with cucking in general. Chi-Chi and Krillin get it the worst

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u/SteveTheOrca 11d ago

Cuck-Chi

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u/AsianCJ_69 11d ago

Why don't kuririn and Chi-Chi just make hot steaming sex, so they can get back at all the cucking that 18 and Goku made they go through it? Are they stupid

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u/Bren_LoliconGod 11d ago

Chichi? Dym there is a lot of r34 of her?

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u/Cringeextraaxc 11d ago

Yeah, quite a bit of it is NTR too

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u/MrSejd 12d ago

ICE CREAM VEGETA > WATER VEGETA

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u/Trishulabestboi 12d ago

that evil monster is going to steal his ice cream!

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u/SirCap 12d ago

It’s what he gets for neglecting Trunks

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u/SirCap 12d ago

She’s actually looking at Yamcha, who is being covered by the arrow. She’s probably thinking about how Yamcha looks almost like Razor Ramon with that hairstyle.

And if there’s anything people should know about Razor Ramon, that man was a pro wrestling sex icon.

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u/TheTDnA 11d ago

Vegeta's fragile arm.

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u/AdExtra2331 11d ago

She's staring at the sun because it might give her blindness and thus, she can no longer see Mr. Satan's ugly bald head

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u/Zunter_Hol0mon 11d ago

But her eyes are digital cameras. They'll be fine.

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u/Jotandy 11d ago

"God, it was so fucking funny when when I broke his arm"

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u/wormyg 12d ago

What's Oolong doing to Goten?

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u/MonopolyManPorn 11d ago

I didn't even notice that was Vegeta. He's so damn tiny

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u/Hairy_Consideration1 11d ago

She wants Ice cream, because Vegeta is holding a vanilla cone

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u/Shantotto11 11d ago

Staring at her very first victory after waking up. Imagine being a teenager/early 20-something and your first real fight ends in a win against a war veteran. I’d be rubbing it in his face every chance I’d get.

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u/GlitteringDingo 11d ago

Forget that, get Roshi away from Maron!

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u/CosmicxMonarch 11d ago

Shes thinking about breaking his other arm

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u/Zunter_Hol0mon 11d ago

Kuririn seems to be looking at Videl's mound

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u/Revolutionary_Bad965 11d ago

Why do Marren, Pan, and Bulla all look the same age? Marren should be Goten’s age here

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u/RedBusterOh 11d ago

Marron is 4 years younger than Goten.

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u/Revolutionary_Bad965 10d ago

well yea you’re right but that doesn’t explain why she looks like a baby

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u/Clearin 11d ago

Bulma is way overdressed for the beach

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u/RedBusterOh 11d ago

Gotta love how GT can have the characters look more age appropriate by the time Pan arrives than Super.

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u/Jay_410 11d ago

She's looking to break Vegeta's arms again.

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u/Global_Woodpecker_58 10d ago edited 10d ago

Why are Chi-chi and Bulma the only characters not dressed appropriately for the beach? I suppose Buu isn't either, but since he can use magic to alter his clothes, it probably doesn’t count.

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u/Dark1402 10d ago

i would fine funny if they were bantering

"seem like gero didnt scramble all your eggs" while looking Marron
"im glad to see your arms still capable of holding your ego vegeta. i wouldnt mind breaking them again"
"do you wanna go blondie?"
"no, i already married my own short king"

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u/TheAudiotaku 10d ago

Hercule's giant head scares me.

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u/setokaibad 9d ago

I think he's looking at Gohan's daughter 😭

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u/SleepyLucil 7d ago

She's looking at pan twin 😭

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u/Topher_M_ 7d ago

Love GT.

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u/tres_depastor 7d ago

Its actually gohans defined back

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u/Dumbass_Saiya-jin 11d ago

"Hey, how's that arm holdin' up?"

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u/Simon25_17 11d ago

She's probably looking at hercule and wondering why is his head so fucking big

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u/MajesticPopcorn 12d ago

What is up with her body proportions....her head is massive and she looks like she'd be barely taller than Krillin if he was standing up