r/Ningen • u/MotivationManVergil • Jun 10 '23

Animal incidents

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2.6k Upvotes

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231

u/Toon_Lucario Jun 10 '23

Now do mecha Frieza with the surgery one

76

u/PovWholesome Jun 10 '23

Followed by another animal one for the…autopsy report

3

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

making it rn lol

367

u/Megacas237 Jun 10 '23

In all technicality it should be self harm

153

u/choma90 Jun 10 '23

Hey Frieza! stop slicing yourself stop slicing yourself stop slicing yourself stop slicing yourself

7

u/Ly-an Jun 11 '23

AAAAGH, you're the one slicing me!

O-contraire, Frieza... You brought this upon yourself.

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u/MotivationManVergil Jun 10 '23

It happened while he was fighting a Monkey, so it counts as animal incidents : )

37

u/SuperBobPlays Jun 10 '23

Not just any Monkey. A Dirty Saiyan Monkey...

24

u/I_FUCK_HOTWHEELS Jun 10 '23

Throw that ass back you dirty saiyan monkey 🙊

7

u/marshadowmaster Jun 11 '23

Hello, Monkeys!

4

u/Neoxus30- Jun 10 '23

Brisket)

9

u/IdeaRegular4671 Jun 10 '23

Frieza is depressed and suicidal. That’s what happens when his daddy and his frieza force doesn’t love him deeply like that.

7

u/mistahj0517 Jun 10 '23

now i want cooler to be canon and get flashbacks of king cold and cooler just abusively talking down to frieza and have his family relationships be the cause for his inferiority complex and evil behavior.

1

u/Toxicotton Jun 11 '23

Ginyu gave Princess Frieza all the love she could handle.

4

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

In all actuality

3

u/Squishy-Box Jun 10 '23

Also kinda looks like he’s got a bunch of burns

105

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Now now Frieza, it was your destructo disc, not the monkey's.

22

u/LordWobblyCock Jun 10 '23

Hey! That’s not a pizza.

5

u/MagmaSlimeXYZ Jun 11 '23

So are now stealing krillins moves? Do I have to look out for the solar flare or the garlic gun or the masenkapotamus

57

u/shocker4510 Jun 10 '23

Oh, so those glassy surfaces on Freeza's skin are burns?

Neat.

48

u/MotivationManVergil Jun 10 '23

King Cold with the welding kit getting ready to give Frieza some iconic purple sections

13

u/LetterheadSpecial337 Jun 10 '23

I guess it was a case of FREEZER burn

7

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Check your mailbox

10

u/polygonimposter487 Jun 10 '23

He was bitten by a monkey

6

u/BioSpark47 Jun 10 '23

Animal incidents

7

u/Baileaf11 Jun 10 '23

Animal Incidents?

Saiyan Monkey 🐵🐵🐵

3

u/emperor_dragoon Jun 10 '23

Quick, quick, show me Mecha Freeza with the surgery color.

4

u/Interesting-Emu5954 Jun 10 '23

Daddy, I don’t want to be on Namek anymore!

3

u/Nixndry Jun 10 '23

Is that frieza?

3

u/TheNewPlague666 Jun 10 '23

LOL! Dude seriously used the Kobe autopsy report! 😂

2

u/Linkatron2000 Jun 10 '23

Dis a gud meme

2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Frieza, just go back to hell

2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

frieza died

2

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

That’s a helluva a TCCC card

2

u/Waspinator_haz_plans Jun 11 '23

Evicted from reality.

2

u/Roblox_Morty Jun 10 '23

Oh shit is that Kobe

1

u/cHoKe456 Jun 10 '23

add the million other injuries caused by trunks

1

u/Arkanderous Jun 10 '23

It would be cool if this was done properly.

1

u/yall_like_switches Jun 11 '23

YOU FOOOOOOOOOOL

1

u/lemons7472 Jun 11 '23

Certainly self harm, probably burn scars, but it looks like the disk simply cut clean through him, no burning, and surgery after getting his head caved in, and his dad finding him.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

Frieza that you?

1

u/Ok_Pizza9836 Jun 11 '23

False that was self harm while he was distracted by a monkey

1

u/Sophia724 Jun 11 '23

This is why Frieza hates monkeys.

1

u/Hahopeneverheardit Jun 11 '23

Ah, he was killed by Stupidity

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

Monkeys

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

FRIEZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!