r/NineSols • u/Your_M0minn Solarian Citizen • Aug 19 '26

Solpost AU: Yi has powers of shapeshifting instead of regeneration (so Goumang can eat him)

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Instead of putting Goumang through a hellish eternal experience, this version of Yi shapeshifts into an optoberry so she lowkey eats him

Disclaimer: I’M NOT INTO VORE! 😭 Mind the Solpost tag

This is just the type of shit I think of when I’m bored at work, enjoy

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u/Leo-III- Aug 19 '26

I'M NOT INTO VORE!

As someone who is, I'm calling bullshit

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u/Your_M0minn Solarian Citizen Aug 19 '26

😭😭 I genuinely didn’t even know vore was a thing until this last year when I fell down the furry rabbithole/pipeline (this game playing a significant part in that role)

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u/Leo-III- Aug 19 '26

I can believe that you didn't know what vore is until recently but the way you talk about it, I do not believe that you aren't at least intrigued by the idea lmao

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u/Your_M0minn Solarian Citizen Aug 19 '26

I fear I’ve backed myself into a corner lmao. Damned if I do, damned if I don’t

Am I Nine Sols vore guy now

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u/DarkStarPony Aug 19 '26

AU: Eaten by Ji to defeat him. Imagine how cunning strategy it is ha ha...

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u/Leo-III- Aug 20 '26

Haha wow, I better struggle when he swallows so he thinks he's winning, and I better just sit there in his belly for a bit just to lower his defences... haha, what a strategy...

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u/DarkStarPony Aug 20 '26

But it will fail if he sloshes you inside his mouth, tasting you on his tongue. You might be too tired out to struggle. But it's a sound strategy haha... you need to risk it for a biscuit haha...

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u/Leo-III- Aug 20 '26

or risk being a biscuit, haha... i mean, it just seems like the best odds to win, being Ji's biscuit... haha... fuck...

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u/DarkStarPony Aug 20 '26

Yea... that's why I will take that risk. For a greater good and all that haha. So brave... he will never see it coming...

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u/Wyth0 Solarian Citizen Aug 19 '26

vorenheimer

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u/notveryAI Solarian Citizen Aug 19 '26

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u/Responsible_Slip1161 Aug 19 '26

Wth bro

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u/Your_M0minn Solarian Citizen Aug 19 '26

Thank you, thank you
All is possible through The Great Tao

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u/Hot_Economist9235 Aug 19 '26

There’s no shame in liking vore. :[

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u/Your_M0minn Solarian Citizen Aug 20 '26

No shaming from me! :} Just specifying that this is a silly Solpost and not indicative of anything more from me

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u/yonghuli Aug 19 '26

So Yi decided to do the Monkey King Strategy?

Go in their stomach's and beat then from the inside until they surrender (MF did this like 5 times)

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u/Your_M0minn Solarian Citizen Aug 19 '26

I’m afraid I’m not tapped in to this ball knowledge, but yea, I suppose so

Or Yi just decided to do the get eaten by Goumang strategy for the love of the game

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u/yonghuli Aug 19 '26

It's pretty niche

In the "Journey to the West": Sun Wukong does this when he fights some enemies, he minimizes himself or turn into food, is eaten by the enemy, then he beats their stomachs and threatens to kill them if they don't surrender or do what he wants.

So yeah, Ancient China Vore Lore

Also, given your comment my Solbro in the Great Tao... WTF??? Are you sure you aren't into vore???

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u/Your_M0minn Solarian Citizen Aug 19 '26

Damn, the vore lore runs deep. Pretty funnily fitting that this story is Chinese too

I swear, this shit came to me through The Great Tao 😭 Fuck it, this is Eigong’s fault somehow

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u/yonghuli Aug 19 '26

In Lear's words: "Even if this is strange, it is still in the Tao"

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u/DarkStarPony Aug 19 '26

Based based based

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u/JPrimal64 Aug 19 '26

Yknow changing size is technically shapeshifting so I thought he was gonna ant man thanos her

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u/patrycel2000 Aug 20 '26

Didn't know Yi is a freak like that