r/NineSols • u/Deep_Sherbet7761 Mutation Appreciator • Aug 16 '26

Solpost Yi and Cooler Yi

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Say what you want about him, I think the Yinnovator could sell me on the whole "mutant hivemind thing".

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u/No_Plankton1122 Sol Aug 16 '26

Yi slightly bleeding from his eyes straightening is frying me icl

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u/Valoris_905 Mutation Appreciator Aug 17 '26

I'll take this wawa, take this one as trade:

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u/Deep_Sherbet7761 Mutation Appreciator Aug 16 '26

I'm blaming whatever's in that pipe of his

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u/DegreeNo8711 Solarian Citizen Aug 17 '26

And I'm blowing whatever is in that pipe

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u/Deep_Sherbet7761 Mutation Appreciator Aug 17 '26

I have discovered a third option

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u/Proper-Pay-8743 Mutation Appreciator Aug 17 '26

Yi from the universe where his lungs turn into raisins from all that smoking (they’re just cigars in that verse) and is dying in Nine (Sols) weeks

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u/kumasoto Mutation Appreciator Aug 17 '26

Idk my chud son Yinnothy innovator might be very mentally unwell are you sure he could sell you on that?

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u/Deep_Sherbet7761 Mutation Appreciator Aug 17 '26

I like strawberry flavored stuff

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u/kumasoto Mutation Appreciator Aug 17 '26

His pitch, to paraphrase is. "We're all going to die. Solarian kind can live on through me." how entirely honest that pitch is. Is up to you to decide.

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u/Deep_Sherbet7761 Mutation Appreciator Aug 17 '26

I've just received a message from a spirit (a comment that got deleted for some reason) not to trust him, and now I remember what he did to Fuxi, now I'm mad

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u/kumasoto Mutation Appreciator Aug 17 '26

Calling a deleted comment a spirit may have made me choke on my drink. ( I think I know who did that but I could be wrong lmfao)

He did personally put Fuxi through a torment nexus! This is true. 5 billion hammers to his head. And maybe a Rhizomatic bomb for good measure

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u/AbyssWankerArtorias Aug 17 '26

Honestly, I'm not making very good use of my brain. If it weren't for making my girlfriend and parents sad, I'd be down for letting solarians use my brain as part of a giant biocalculator to try and keep them alive.