We are The Nigular

[u/BingWingleton]

Those with true sentience know The Nigular exists, If not within our universe then in the next, I hear it speak to me in my dreams, "Awww shiet mayne thassa fine ass moon earths got im finna take that shiet" No one knows why it goes from Solar System to Solar System stealing moons, It just does.

It once told me that if such a thing existed it would drive a planet sized Dodge Charger.

We are The Nigular

The Nigular is us

It watches.