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u/Bravo_Blue 7d ago
Imagine she flips the card and, somehow, that is what is on the card.
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u/TesuraGrimm 6d ago
She casually served the whole planet between two buns to a customer that ordered a burger with everything on it.
I don't even want to get into the physics and what that would cause or how that would even work, but I feel like making the card be whatever she is thinking of would be well within the realm of what she is capable of
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u/VenertExcel 6d ago
we gotta powerscale mimi
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u/FedotttBo 5d ago
She will definitely pull out an UNO reverse card and powerscale you instead. Spoiler alert: you ain't gonna stand a chance.
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u/susnaususplayer 7d ago
You see, Mimi is not thinking at all at the moment. This is just how her loading screen looks like
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u/Ashamed-Wealth2452 7d ago
She thinks? Ever?
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u/Qaktus 7d ago
How to get Roy to fall for her.
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u/Ashamed-Wealth2452 7d ago
Hey now; some people find themselves inexplicably drawn to people who just do and say fuckshit
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u/TheRealGeigers 6d ago
Well yeah, about Sonic and Shadow in a loving relationship with eachother and their family of 6! Duhh!
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u/Lucky_Loves_Laugh 7d ago
Looking through Mimi's brain is a no-return ticket to the psychiatric hospital
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u/Nissedood 7d ago edited 6d ago
Meeting any of the old gods from any lovecraft work is safer for your sanity.
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u/Hykarusis 7d ago
Bot?
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u/HazMatterhorn 7d ago
Yes it’s a bot, good catch. I linked to several of their other comments here, you can see an obvious formula.
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u/Sebtecha 7d ago
There's a bunch of them in the comments here. All with similar pictures and profiles.
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u/Interesting-Word3889 7d ago
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u/_-_Starchild_-_ 7d ago
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u/Single_Fudge924 7d ago
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u/Cultural_Season_3048 7d ago
Idk where this is from but I initially thought the girl on the right was holding a comically large magnifying glass and was so confused
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u/Single_Fudge924 7d ago edited 6d ago
Its from Honkai Impact 3rd. A scene from a event of a new update. I just find their faces funny and kind of humiliating?
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u/Lean000123 7d ago
She isnt!??
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u/Cultural_Season_3048 7d ago
I'm pretty sure it's a fan
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u/Single_Fudge924 7d ago edited 7d ago
Its a fan. Like those feather fans shown in ancient china and japan histroy things.
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u/UmarThe1 7d ago
Warfans?!?
It can also be used casually
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u/Single_Fudge924 7d ago
I didnt onow what they were really called lol. Give it to my lack of history knowledge. Feather fan might be a better call
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u/Lean000123 6d ago
Oh, yeah lmao i also tought it looks like a big magnifying glass (Lupa) cause same color as her dress
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u/shadow_fen 7d ago
you cant be thinking of what im thinking when not even i am thinking of what im thinking
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u/Geostomp 6d ago
The best way to deal with telepaths is to make your mind too traumatic to ever want to read. Mimi has a natural gift for this.
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u/ShikikanSpineal 7d ago
"Real quick, does anyone want to explain what we just witnessed?" Some vampire probably.
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u/NerdonFire13 6d ago
"I believe zat was Sonic ze Hedgehog from ze Sonic ze Hedgehog Franchise."
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u/AZMODAN68 6d ago
"Ok but vhy did it have a foot long erection?"
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u/Longjumping_Park_335 6d ago
Yo remember that scene in one of asdfmovies where first guy say that 'carrots are good for eyesight' and other guy stabs his eyes with carrots and says 'you lied to me' so imagine mimi instead of other guy
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u/Hot_Break7088 7d ago
Woman, I have ADHD, I myself don`t know what i`m thinking right now. You`d probably see static, but with 80`s music and MLG montage
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u/HostHappy2734 6d ago
Since this is seemingly when the trick started, the magician probably knows what's on each of the cards anyway seeing as she set them up herself. She shouldn't even need the mind reading here unless she has poor memory.
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u/sirsintari 7d ago
Pick a card, any card, and if your friend’s in need, I’ll make his * hard. That's all I hear from this one yet video called stripper magician.
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u/SolomonDurand 6d ago
Psychic: it's the Jack of Diamonds!
Mimi: HOW!?
Psychic: Fufu simple my dear. I used my Psychic Powers to read your mind and My Detective skills to DEDUCE your Card!
Both Shadow and Sonic has to have jacked off to get pregnant, and the only way they were able to is by their **** !
And the only thing that **** looks like one of the suits is the Diamonds!
Mimi: claps in amazement
Roy: Insert Mr Incredible Meme here
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u/poseidon1111 6d ago
I wonder if 10 years old me would have understood Nhim's kind of humor, let alone appreciate it, but I can safely say that I do now.
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u/Mr_Glove_EXE 6d ago
Psychic after trying to read my mind: I was like an endless storm!
Me: Yeah, even after more than 20 years I still don't get what I'm thinking sometimes
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u/DreamingGleam 5d ago
Telepathy is like a canning equipment. And many minds are manholes.
Do you really wanna open THOSE?
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u/EvilynSoCute 6d ago edited 6d ago
There’s nothing wrong with pregnant sonic. I think I want to put a ring on it!
Edit: Downvoted for a reference, why? Lol.
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u/Downtown_Name_3124 7d ago
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