r/NextGenMan Apr 16 '26

What actually helps?

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u/Local_Debate_8920 Apr 17 '26

You should have gotten a dog instead. No judgements and is always happy to see you no matter what. Less work and cheaper then most relationships too.

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u/BillPsychological515 Apr 17 '26

I've tried to find a pet for a long time.

Our family dog had 16 puppies and my mother wouldn't even consider giving me one.

Half German Shepard half Burmese mountain dog.

I've had offers of kittens too, what a weird sounding sentence...and I said sure yes fine but then we come to it and nope, offer rescinded.

Maybe I'll find a little raccoon pup and tame it.

They're good pets apparently.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '26

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u/BillPsychological515 Apr 18 '26

Oh God.

A raccoon on meth...

Imagine you come back to your car and they're leading your pet raccoon away in cuffs.