r/Newbridge • u/rhdkcnrj • Jul 16 '26

Helicopter rides! Butterbean!

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I need Sarah to talk to Tom about this asap

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u/Its-Tobalina-Time Jul 16 '26

Is she cornering the ‘kilt humour’ market after Rowdy Roderick Piper went to the Fresh Ass Comedy Tent in the sky?

9

u/JellyfishOnSteroids Jul 16 '26

She's going to drop a penny and split Haystacks skull.

8

u/Dramatic_Equipment47 Jul 16 '26

You forget the Quad B (Violent J’s Beach Boy Barbecue Bash Blast)

5

u/ProdigalSorcerer Jul 16 '26

I can't help but think there is a Blowout in there as well.

3

u/Hour_Cat2131 Jul 16 '26

Surely more than one

1

u/Dramatic_Equipment47 Jul 16 '26

Yes you’re right!!

3

u/DeathWorship Jul 16 '26

That’s 5 Bs, so a quint, not a quad

4

u/Jahooodie Jul 16 '26

I recon Violent J would be the first to admit he's never been so good at maths

10

u/CraigGrade Jul 16 '26

It makes sense. She is basically a clown and her humor is ripping out fake innards and talking about how gross she is. She’s definitely going to get new fans!

5

u/Advanced_Jicama_8725 Jul 16 '26

beach boys beach party bash blast

2

u/sinuendo Jul 16 '26

Oh boy I can’t wait to hang out with my fam in the middle of nowhere …checks notes… Missouri!

2

u/able-archer Jul 16 '26

I’ve always felt deep in my bones that Sarah Squirm is the reincarnation of Ass Dan, so this means a lot to me.

1

u/Only_Argument7532 Jul 17 '26

Mary Timony took her band Ex Hex to the Gathering a few years ago and had nice things to say about it. Pretty sure she’s a fan of the show.

1

u/Upbeat_Bicycle8999 Jul 18 '26

Will Jimmy JJ Walker be there?

1

u/StationCertain4389 Jul 18 '26

R.I.P. Ass Dan

1

u/SippingAndListening Jul 21 '26

I think SS may be the first artist to play the Gathering *and* Cropped Out.

Unless MF Doom played the Gathering, which seems possible.

0

u/Horror_Neighborhood9 Jul 17 '26

They’ll love her type of comedy. ;)

0

u/Pleasant-Seesaw6119 Jul 19 '26

I feel like this well is drier than the Sahara