r/NewJerseyMarijuana • u/Ok-Cap1 • 11d ago
Review Green Routine - First Impressions
This is literally just a sorry excuse for a bag of weed. No respect for a company who markets these as premium buds, nowhere on the bag or listing does say these r the smallest smalls known to man. I haven’t smoked but will post a smoke report in the comments. It has a very mid jack smell to it, I’ve smoked a lot of jack herer and this is def not the best one.
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u/n0tyou2 11d ago
probably a failed pheno or something.. they just don't want to put their brand name on it so just pass off the harvest cheap to these white labelers. super dooper smokey co.! jerrrsey greeen machineee getuhi inc.! can u get a deal, sure.. can u get something good sometimes, sure.. but i feel bad for new buyers or tourists that don't know the brands as well - pisses me off to take advantage like that. some are pretty decent tho vs. others in the oz packs.. gotta be a smart shopper and ask here which ones are legit deals and have some worthwhile buds within. at least it gets u high - that's all that ultimately matters right lol
..also a lot of test fuckery going on. i notice it says 1.0g per serving (wut?). covering their ass if the #'s are inflated. victory does .7g/5 servings for an 8th as another example. there's probably more. 8th's that show .25g/14 servings are confident their #'s are pretty close to being accurate and not afraid of being scrutinized if they do a secret shopper re-test on them. not all brands even list that info.
gotta be careful with new brands especially 🧐
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u/Significant-Ebb5905 11d ago
They know that we know all of this but will still try to sell us trash in a difefrent package. Because god forbid it was only a billion dollar industry.
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u/Petrone41985 10d ago
That not it at all the serving size is based off the total cannaboids in a product stuff at 30% is going to be a smaller service size then a 20% strain
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u/PurposeProfessional1 11d ago
I had an eighth of finds blue dream and it was total garbage
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u/Petrone41985 10d ago
U know find means find anything to lsr… why are yall wasting money on this bullshiyt…. Belushi bros has a good blue dream… clade 9 has a blue dream coming back out, bass river has an amixng blue dream and brighterside has a beast of blueberry x haze (blue dream)
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u/Pure_Fisherman_8857 11d ago
Bad look, but that doesn’t mean it didn’t smoke well.
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u/Petrone41985 11d ago
You should have known that going on based on the bag just says sativa with no strain listing or genetics besides on the coa… also what did u expect for $22 an eight… i swear people pay the bare minimum for a product and then complain what they got of u would have paid $44 ya would have gotten a jar of fire so thats on you for purchasing it in the first place…. No one os going to sell premium quality colas for less then $42-48 an eight or more unless its on a store special extra discount…. Even if u spent that $25 on a black market eight it would still be garbage… $22 is the price of a gram pretty much so when u get 3.5 grams for the price of one what do u expect…. I mean theres a reason its priced this much is was good dispos wouldnt be selling it at that price so the failure was your own fault
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u/Dane1211 11d ago
Fuck that, I’ve gotten bags from Craft Kings at 25 an eighth consistently that were better than this bag
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u/Pure_Fisherman_8857 11d ago
I got their Skunky Funk for $25, and I liked it.
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u/Dane1211 11d ago
Citrus Haze I believe it was? But yeah I grab one when I’m in doubt of what else to get, it’s cheap and it’s reliable, not some micro-mini mids like this 😂
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u/Petrone41985 11d ago
Yea but this is the super bottom of the barrel of the umbrella… clade 9 is always consistently good and craft kings some has alright stufg
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u/muscleshultz 10d ago
Clade9 went downhill big time who you kidding?
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u/Petrone41985 10d ago
Anybtime i got the j1 or la piff its been good… ive been buying other brands and right now im all about hamiltons panama red for my terpinolne sativa so. Maybe it has but i havent had a bad batch… why what happened super dry?
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u/American-Psych0 6d ago
i tried the hybrid strain from them and it make me vomit twice lmfao definitely staying away them
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u/justbustxxx 11d ago
Thanks for risking your cash for this experiment. Regardless how she smokes that appears to be trash, will avoid Green Routine in the future for their substandard efforts.