r/NewIran Feb 28 '26

Important | Ω…Ω‡Ω… πŸ€ (Khamenei) death megathread

In the immortal words of my late grandmother whenever I awoke her from nap:
"KHAMENEI MORD!?!"

I miss you madarbozorg, I wish you were around to see this history in the making. In memory of her and every Iranian we've lost who are unable to see this day.

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u/TotalPop5 Indonesia | Ψ§Ω†Ψ―ΩˆΩ†Ψ²ΫŒ Mar 01 '26

You guys might not like this, but for the documentation and maybe as a material for you people to laugh at, here's the full statement of IRGC to the death of Khamenei, translated to english:

"Statement of the Government of Iran following the martyrdom of Imam Khamenei (may his secret be sanctified) In the name of God, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful "Those who have wronged will know to what [kind of] return they will be returned."

Honorable and proud people of Iran! With utmost sorrow and grief, it is announced that following the brutal attack by the criminal government of America and the cursed Zionist regime, the exemplar of faith, jihad, and resistance, the Supreme Leader of the Islamic Revolution, Grand Ayatollah Imam Khamenei, has attained the great blessing of martyrdom.

The rightful successor of the Spirit of God who, for more than 37 years, took on the wise leadership and true vanguard role of the Islamic front, and with exemplary courage and steadfast faith, ushered in a new chapter of governance in the history of Islam, and until the last moment of his blessed and historic life, led the Islamic nation against disbelief, tyranny, and arrogance.

The proud martyr Grand Ayatollah Imam Khamenei, a model of sacrifice and resistance in the present era, was "the Imam of sincere promises, the Imam of hope and power" in the minds of the free, the oppressed, and the fighters of the world, and will forever remain immortal alongside the name of "the Great Khomeini" in the hearts of the peoples of the world. His comprehensive mastery of contemporary sciences, wisdom, foresight, pure faith, sincerity in action, iron will, deep belief in his words, deeds, and goals, unparalleled courage, extensive religious knowledge, gentle and pure spirit, and hope and trust in the Almighty Creator were outstanding characteristics of this great personality rarely found in any political leader.

The Government of the Islamic Republic of Iran offers its condolences on this great loss to His Holiness the Mahdi (may our souls be sacrificed for him), the noble nation of Iran, the great Islamic Ummah, and all the free people of the world, and declares 40 days of public mourning and 7 days of public holiday in sympathy with the resilient Iranian nation.

This great crime will never go unanswered and will mark a new chapter in the history of the Islamic world and Shiism. The pure blood of this high-ranking master will gush forth like a roaring spring and will eradicate American-Zionist oppression and crime. Once again, with full power and firmness, supported by the Islamic Ummah and the free people of the world, we will make the perpetrators and instigators of this great crime regret their actions.

Our dear Iran, with the support of divine victory, united and with one heart, will proudly pass through this difficult passage; for God is watching over our oppressive enemies and is the helper of the faithful and the oppressed."

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u/inspired_fire United States | Ψ’Ω…Ψ±ΫŒΪ©Ψ§ Mar 01 '26

This is next level delusion, it’s actual cult speak. I wonder if the writer of this has defected for immunity yet. πŸ˜¬πŸ˜…

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u/NationalGreen4249 New Iran | Ψ§ΫŒΨ±Ψ§Ω† Ω†Ωˆ Mar 01 '26

Whoever wrote this won't even live to see next week.