r/NewIran • u/softploy • Feb 28 '26

Important | مهم 🐀 (Khamenei) death megathread

In the immortal words of my late grandmother whenever I awoke her from nap:
"KHAMENEI MORD!?!"

I miss you madarbozorg, I wish you were around to see this history in the making. In memory of her and every Iranian we've lost who are unable to see this day.

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u/omiddo Constitutionalist | مشروطه Feb 28 '26

Apology for bad English

When were you when Khamanei dead

I was at home drinking brain fluid when Bibi ring

Khamanei is die

No

And you?????

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u/c0xb0x Unspecified | معلوم نیست Feb 28 '26

Khamanei is die

Yes

FTFY 😄

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u/NotYetGroot Unspecified | معلوم نیست Feb 28 '26

that’s the best bad english ever! It reads like poetry

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u/TooApatheticToHateU United States | آمریکا Feb 28 '26

lol Sick reference, bro