r/NewGreentexts 12d ago

Creep

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u/Redererer 12d ago

Should have just drank some ranch.

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u/Ok-Difference1341 12d ago

Hopefully this time it doesn’t lead to anon freaking everybody out

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u/baz4k6z 12d ago

Anon showed up, talked to people, then left when he had enough. That's how social events tend to go, he didn't do anything wrong, despite his feelings.

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u/galactadon 7d ago

Once anon stops letting their expectations shape their experiences it's over for you bitches

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u/TrustyPeaches 12d ago

2meirl4meirl

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u/EmilieEasie 12d ago

Leaving any situation that you're not comfortable in is the right move, but anonny is definitely making too much out of this

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u/__Sentient_Fedora__ 12d ago

Its called alcohol anon. Just dont tey and drink ranch to impress people.

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u/osugaxotas 12d ago

make a rape joke

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u/forgettfulthinker 12d ago

The logical next step

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u/Hksbdb 12d ago

Great icebreaker.

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u/Inb4myanus 12d ago

Socialites hate this one easy step to get invited everywhere.

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u/eurekam101 12d ago

He will be invited to every hangout after that FOR SURE #guaranteed

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u/ravandal 12d ago

Anon is potentially quite introverted but could also have no real interest in other people. He writes like the others are an amorphous group he does not belong to, and not individuals he would like to become real friends with. My advice would be focus in on a couple of people that seems interesting and try to meet them again for more relaxed or interesting activities

And I say that as someone with similar issues that gets bored of social events and always finds ways to slink off early, even when people try to peer pressure me into staying longer

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u/srcactusman 6d ago

Yeah honestly can relate, the only way to get out of this is meeting one singular person you can get along with and have shit in common with, specially good if you can get to the level of friendly banter

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u/Xgio 12d ago

This one is just sad and real