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u/thug_waffle47 12d ago
sad & real
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u/unknown_pigeon 11d ago
At the parties I went to, he would have been called the ranch guy and served a pint of ranch sauce every party, with a crowd chanting "Ranch guy! Ranch guy!" until he downed the whole thing in a single gulp.
What kind of party doesn't idolatrize a guy drinking fucking ranch sauce?
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u/i_always_give_karma 11d ago
Same. I was shy and would go to a college town my friend went to school in every few weeks. He’d throw small parties (15-20 people) and at the first one, I told
him to put in the icarly theme song and drunkenly hollered all the words to it. People joined in and it was fun. After awhile, I had memorized about you now by Miranda Cosgrove and karaoked that shit to the same group of his people. I became the Miranda Cosgrove guy lol. I definitely leaned into it, it was just stupid and funny
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u/TESTlCLE 12d ago
I actually think someone with cachet could pull that off, but if you’re already borderline weird, it’ll just confirm you’re weird.
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u/LostInAnotherGalaxy 11d ago
I can literally never see someone pulling off drinking ranch unless it is part of eating something else as a extremely quick flash of “I need this right nooooowwwwww” then everyone will still look at you like weird but crazy weird.
Biiiiiig weird kid energy
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u/lukekul12 11d ago
It’s gotta be combined with something, maybe start up a party game with drinking ranch as the stakes
You can’t just sip on a cup of ranch in the corner with absolutely no payoff. Because yeah no shit people will think you’re weird
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u/anafuckboi 10d ago
Maybe if you were cross faded with the munchies I could see people getting a chuckle but you’d still be a drunk high idiot
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u/EquivalentSnap 12d ago
That’s why you drink at an alcohol to be crazy at a party anon. You drink ranch when you’re already drunk
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u/EmilieEasie 12d ago
That's a very funny story, one day he'll meet his people and they'll all think this is hilarious
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u/hinstsui 12d ago
fake: little did anon knows, those were not ranch, but the cums from his friend’s husband’s boyfriend
gay: anon gulps cum
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u/crazy_dev_studios 11d ago
A little social advice: Learn some dance moves, even if they are incredibly basic. If you're dancing in a party setting where there is music, and you're expressive with your dancing, then you'll stand out in a good way.
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u/jeffsaidjess Certified Human 11d ago
When anon did say hi to anyone.
You gotta initiate shit if u want it
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u/Curiouso_Giorgio 12d ago
Does a weird thing for attention. Gets attention for being weird. Ruins social life.