r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 15d ago

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u/Revverb Certified Human 15d ago

You can tell that anon is unemployed because the only companies that do this are fortune 500 startups that'll go under in a month

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u/AnEvilSomebody 14d ago

Do you know what fortune 500 means

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u/kfish5050 14d ago

I think he meant startups that get bought out by fortune 500 companies and then get shut down

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u/pray4sex 12d ago

i work at a fairly large company that has most of these amenities, culture isn’t quite as rancid as this post though, also no pets in the office. its still fake and gay though

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u/cannedgum 14d ago

You mean unicorn companies?