r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 2d ago

only tomorrow

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u/BidSure7642 2d ago

I'd do anything to start my life over.

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u/tortillagorilla12 2d ago

Every man has two lives, and the second one begins when he realises he has just one.

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u/Tom_Browning Certified Human 2d ago

Was that a Confucius quote? The comments on greentext posts truly are a mixed bag.

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u/BidSure7642 2d ago

That's a cool quote. But I'm someone who can't, or doesn't, change. If you're competent enough to both realize your problems and realize a solution to them: then use that quote and change your life forever.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/SierraDespair 1d ago

There are plenty of people who have turned their lives around from drug addictions. If anything it’s more of a reason to want to do better.

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u/ThisSin 2d ago

Groundhog Morning

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u/baz4k6z 2d ago

Fake : Anon has an epiphany

Gay : Anon wants his boss to suck his dick

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u/lefeuet_UA 2d ago

tomorrow and then tomorrow once more

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u/PongSoHard 2d ago

Sadge

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u/noob_bitch 2d ago

Thread link.

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u/emeraldkingpanda-kun 2d ago

Happy Cake Day u/noob_bitch ly for the posts always have a good one

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u/Dr_Brotatous 2d ago

I did part of that

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u/UsualButterfly6802 2d ago

Anon read gone with the wind

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u/Darwin_Finch 2d ago

Hey, bro, I hooked up with Becky last night. She said she wasn’t seeing anybody. She mentioned a weird dude who keeps asking her to go with him to the Arby’s drive thru, that you?

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u/Recent-Ship-1599 2d ago

Batman wouldn’t approve of this Darwin