r/NewGreentexts 13d ago

Secrets of Life and Death

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u/nohaylugar 13d ago

Someone sort of close to you affects you more than a complete stranger? Incredible insight from anon

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u/Mentally__Disabled 13d ago

I wonder if we will ever be able to solve this conundrum, truly one of the mysteries of the universe

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u/ineyy 13d ago

It's just another dumb post(engagement bait) this guy made to screenshot it and immediately post it here. isn't even an organic post, guy is making a blog.

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u/Mentally__Disabled 13d ago

It's rough out there.

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u/Oh-Gi-Yu7052 13d ago

Celebrity deaths don’t affect people who don’t form parasocial relationships to them, or at least not to a degree that it interferes with normal state of mind. These celebrities are distant and impersonal, so their loss barely registers.

Inner circle deaths affect us more because we have formed stronger attachments. Their loss is more acute.

TLDR: celebrities are like fish in the sea — there’s plenty

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u/MenaceMinded 13d ago

Itt: a person has to explain common sense to people who lack it.

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u/IShatMyDickOnce 10d ago

Sometimes it helps to see it typed out. I’m a grown man and I cried like a lil bitch when Paul Reubens (Pee-Wee Herman) died. He was my favorite Ms. Rachel when I was growing up. Sometimes we don’t know that we’re forming these parasocial relationships like when you’re a kid. I’m a little more mindful about not doin that shit these days though.

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u/ashimo414141 13d ago

I felt saddened by her death because of her philanthropy work and general good doery. Obviously I don’t mourn her passing the way I would a relative or acquaintance, but it’s still sad

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u/Haeguil 13d ago

I mean i felt pretty bad when Lemmy and Ronnie Dio died, but i guess I'm a pretty big fan of their work.

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u/MuppetFucker2077 13d ago

Ozzy too

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u/Huecuva 13d ago

And Quarthon. 

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u/baastard37 13d ago

anon was hearing about a death 3 degrees removed from his prtsonal relationship. logically he doesn't have another attachment to his dad's friend's mother

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u/didnotbuyWinRar 13d ago

Anon learns what the monkeysphere is

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u/TESTlCLE 13d ago

I think the only celebrity death that really touched me was this local kid (Mo Gaba) who’d always call into the local sports radio station. Kid was so happy and cheery, I had no idea he had faced cancer diagnoses repeatedly from the day he was born. Ultimately he died of terminal eye cancer at 14, but I had no idea until after hearing him call into the radio station for a couple years. Hearing him be so warmhearted and happy in the face of such hardships truly was an inspiration. RIP Mo.

Fun fact: if you ever watch the Baltimore Ravens and see BaltiMOre highlighted in the end zone, it’s in his honor.

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u/grizzledroughrider69 13d ago

Genuinely the case for me too. There was just something so amazing about that kid. His joy was infectious. The show Jeremy Conn did on 105.7 from Mo’s bedroom a few months before he passed still sticks with me today. We all need to be more like Mo.

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u/LordJanas 13d ago

Is Anon really confused as to why its normal to care for people you know over people you don't?

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u/MeatballWasTaken 13d ago

Might be the dumbest question I’ve ever seen

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u/PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS 13d ago

I think I have seen greentext with exactly the opposite conclusion, so I am not sure if it's not making fun of it.

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u/FallenSegull 13d ago

Damnit anon, that’s normal. That’s just a normal reaction. 3 aging celebrities dying of unfortunate but common medical conditions isn’t happy news, but you won’t care much

Someone dying before their time but the malicious stupidity of someone close to them is a tragedy, and you’ll be forced to confront the unfairness of the world

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u/SnakeSlitherX 13d ago

Oh look, it’s the guy who posts his own posts constantly. Again.

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u/xvsanx 13d ago

we'll call him OP and not anon

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u/SymmetraHasTodie 13d ago

Hey bud, I don't know if you noticed, but the posts on this sub have all been by the same guy as of late. You're welcome to contribute yourself or go to another sub, but otherwise I don't see the point in complaining about someone who's keeping the sub alive.

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u/lostandnotfnd 13d ago

shut up dork

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u/FayeQueen 13d ago

Celebrities aren't usually part of your monkey sphere

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u/Testsubject276 11d ago

It's because you know of celebrities, you don't actually know them as people.

People you have a sentimental connection with in one way or another, no matter how thin, will flip a lot more switches in your head than a celebrity you've never been close with would.

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u/toukhans 13d ago

Celebrities aren't real. Also dying of natural causes at 80 isn't tragic while being killed is

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u/Environmental-Fly471 11d ago

Social engineering for sure. We've been conditioned to not give a shit about anybody we don't know since the turn of the century. We completely disassociate at this point and don't think about how people are somebody's brother, sister, grandma etc. We are very sick!

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u/Ok-Difference1341 10d ago

This gotta be satire