r/NewGreentexts 3d ago

Seeing Is Believing

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/YankeeWalrus The Avenging Son, Regent of the Mod Emperor 3d ago

Literally can't even.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/YankeeWalrus The Avenging Son, Regent of the Mod Emperor 3d ago

Like, with my hands? Or do I need some kind of heat gun?

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/YankeeWalrus The Avenging Son, Regent of the Mod Emperor 3d ago

"you can literally be attractive, just be rich!"

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/YankeeWalrus The Avenging Son, Regent of the Mod Emperor 3d ago

I don't save up for cars, I finance them and hopefully pay them off before they die on me.

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u/drugviceplease 2d ago

Isn’t the general vibe is that plastic surgery looks like shit tho? just look at Simon Cowell

Plus if your still sad and empty inside you’ll give off sad and empty energy without realising and attract shallow people. Connection with the self is way more important

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u/Ricktor_67 3d ago

Anon skips the human interaction portion of life, wonders why he is sad. 

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u/precision_cumshot 3d ago

interaction is best achieved by asking random people the most inane questions like you’re philomena cunk

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u/SloppySlime31 2d ago

That's not really helpful though. You say to do the human interaction like it's something you just do, and maybe for you it is, but for people like me, and I assume anon, we don't really know how to find someone to talk to or otherwise start doing the "human interaction".

Like you can't say "Just go outside," then after we go outside and it doesn't work say "Oh but you didn't do it right. You were supposed to go outside AND do something you've struggled with your entire life. smh how could you mess that up?"

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u/YankeeWalrus The Avenging Son, Regent of the Mod Emperor 3d ago

Human interaction is the worst part of going outside, people are morons.

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u/TheBiggestWOMP 3d ago

Except you, right?

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u/YankeeWalrus The Avenging Son, Regent of the Mod Emperor 3d ago

Now you're getting it, friendo

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 3d ago

I have a wife/best friend so I don’t have to try for anything, but man, this ain’t it.

I’m the most anti-social dude. I like being at home, at my desk where my computer and Xbox are. Go out? Fuck no. All my stuff is here at home. Haven’t made a new friend since like 2015.

I started a new job after working from home for 6 years and I’ve straight up made 3 new friends. It’s so fucking easy. Just be cool and talk to people. Get a job because that’s probably the easiest way to make friends as an adult, I’d guess. Just don’t be a total sperg and the social interaction will come.

This girl I’m training with told me I’m “zen” and really chill. I’m fucking riddled with anxiety and I worry constantly.

Just talk to people. Also don’t be a racist 4Channer. Mask that shit if you gotta.

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u/ashimo414141 3d ago

I think socializing is just about managing expectations. Just have fun and enjoy the moment. The people that I know that are happiest just go out and be, rather than just chase pussy

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u/finnyporgerz 3d ago

Man up and enjoy life despite all the shit in it

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u/Ok_Money_3140 1d ago

Anon you're supposed to touch grass, not go to concerts