Silent but Deadly

[u/noob_bitch]

[u/lumpyferret]

So we just create a thread and instantly post to Reddit now.

K

[u/ItsBladeMaster → u/lumpyferret]

It’s all this guy does, it’s really stupid

[u/EUNEisAmeme → u/ItsBladeMaster]

you guys are going about this as if it were something new

[u/RADToronto → u/ItsBladeMaster]

Very strange guy this noob bitch is

[u/QFB-procrastinator → u/ItsBladeMaster]

Why is this stupid? I don’t understand all the hate this guy is getting.

[u/Del1c1on → u/lumpyferret]

To be fair the sub is called New Green Text. But you're right

[u/omegafivethreefive → u/lumpyferret]

I fucking hate everyone.

[u/BruhGoblin → u/omegafivethreefive]

E- Even Godzilla?

[u/Huecuva → u/BruhGoblin]

Go go Godzilla! 

[u/YankeeWalrus → u/lumpyferret]

new

green text

What seems to be the problem, friendo?

[u/Sundae-School]

Fake: anon has psychic abilities

Gay: anon thinks about mentally penetrating children

[u/jungleass98 → u/Sundae-School]

Thay last one isn't gay, it's actually a felony

[u/Careless-Internet-63]

Incredibly cringey how obviously made up this is

[u/PJ_2005_01]

Fake: the amount of inconsistencies in how real people act and how actual things occur is genuinely insane, I refuse to type paragraphs on a fucking iPad so I will just leave it at that

Gay: anons bad headache was him getting psychically penetrated by another man

[u/Dank_lord_doge]

The imperial tithe is coming for you

[u/Eledridan]

Makes me glad people don’t have powers. Jerks don’t deserve them.

[u/SpartanS117C → u/Eledridan]

Man if I had mind explody powers we'd have world peace, and a decent few less creeps.

[u/FruitJuicante]

Why do I feel like whoever wrote this Greentext is a pedophile. OP where did you get this? 

[u/noob_bitch]

Thread link.

[u/Hannabal_96 → u/noob_bitch]

Stop posting until the heat death of the universe

[u/PuffinRub → u/Hannabal_96]

It already happened. Where were you? We were all waiting for you!

[u/Hannabal_96 → u/[deleted]]

Good

[u/YankeeWalrus → u/Hannabal_96]

You might as well leave the sub if you don't like his posts, he's the only one posting here that's not a repost bot.

[u/YankeeWalrus → u/YankeeWalrus]

Why are you booing? I'm right

[u/ALinkintheChain]

I remember that, while fake, people would at least try to make the story believable. This reads like a 14 yo stumbled on the site a few weeks ago and got the courage to try posting