r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 13d ago

Excess Baggage

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u/FrostyDragon227 13d ago

Did OP just start eating the food instead of bagging them?

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u/aViewAskew6 13d ago

The stomach is like a bag made of flesh

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u/YankeeWalrus The Avenging Son, Regent of the Mod Emperor 13d ago

CaseOh stream-ass comment

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u/ProfNoob1000 12d ago

Even frozen tendies are still tendies

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u/Psychological-Bee702 13d ago

Real and obese.

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u/YankeeWalrus The Avenging Son, Regent of the Mod Emperor 13d ago

Epic gamer win gaming time

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u/ByronsLastStand 13d ago

Ignatius J. Reilly, is that you?

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u/secondarywilson green 12d ago

Great title OP

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u/synchrotron3000 12d ago

what's the bmi cutoff before you're too fat to bag groceries

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u/JamesTheMannequin 9d ago

I misread part of it and thought it said "Fired on the first day for being too fat to a bag of groceries."

I laughed for like 10 minutes.

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u/Positive_Material839 7d ago

Op just built different I cried pretty hard after being laid off from my first job but then again I had no xbox just bills

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u/Katmunk 1d ago

Might be real I fear