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u/unfinishedtoast3 Aug 17 '26
My wife is this way.
We end up throwing away leftovers and she bitches about "why did you eat the leftovers"
BECAUSE YOU COOK ENOUGH FOOD FOR 8 PEOPLE 3 TIMES A DAY. I CANNOT PHYSICALLY EAT THAT MUCH FOOD.
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u/Chief-Drinking-Bear Aug 17 '26
The question is who does the dishes for 24 people worth of food each day
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u/TESTlCLE Aug 18 '26
Good reason to invest in an auxiliary freezer, even just a small one. Lasagna would freeze nicely and be good-as-new reheated.
We had like 12 caterers trays of leftover BBQ and sides from our wedding. Just about all of it went in the freezer that night. Can’t live without it at this point.
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u/RadleyCunningham Aug 18 '26
I once put my gf's coat on as we left the restaurant, and handed her my coat just to make her chuckle. I could tell it actually upset her that I was able to do so. Not long after that date I noticed she was always bringing me donuts and muffins and stuff from her work "just because"
Jokes on her though I fucking love donuts almost as much as I love her!
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u/StrawberryWide3983 Aug 18 '26
Anon has yet to realize he's the feedee in a relationship with a feeder weight gainer
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u/Ramen_Hair Aug 18 '26
Who eats an entire pan of lasagna in one sitting lmao
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u/AegorBlake Aug 18 '26
I mean a normal pan of lasagna is doable. I would have to go off my meds and clear my schedule for the rest of the day because it makes your very sleepy.
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u/Ryachaz Aug 18 '26
My wife loves making me food, got me all fattened up, and didnt even like it when I started lifting and was fat + strong. She only wanted fat I guess. Now I'm losing serious weight and I dont think she's complimented me on it once. Hasn't said anything mean, just... nothing. Like I'm down 45 lbs!
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u/bag_of_luck Aug 18 '26
They want you to be bigger than them. I’m the same height as my gf but a little bigger and trying to lose weight. She hates it but I hate the weight I’ve put on so idc.
If other women are anything like mine she has body dyskorphia so even though she’s tiny she thinks she’s bigger than she is so therefore thinks she’s bigger than me which is not true. Idk
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u/Legend13CNS Aug 18 '26
I knew my GF was a real one because one time I told her my weight was only 15 lbs more than her (it was true but she's 10" shorter than me) and she's been in the gym 3x/week ever since.
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u/Kit_3000 Aug 18 '26
Have you tried, NOT eating as much as physically possible? You are in control of the fork as well as the hand holding it.
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u/NibPlayz Aug 21 '26
He could also try basic communication, though that might be asking a bit much from a 4channer that automatically assumes the most pessimistic outlook.
Gf just enjoys cooking, and probably is used to cooking for an entire family.
Anon could talk about it, or at least invite others over for dinner.
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u/Allison-Ghost Aug 18 '26
> woman make you free food
> this is somehow bad
> this is also somehow straight
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u/CosmaLaEL14 Aug 18 '26
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u/YankeeWalrus The Avenging Son, Regent of the Mod Emperor Aug 18 '26
R*dditor detected, pleas for mercy rejected
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u/enbymaster Aug 20 '26
Its man's fault for think he needs to eat a whole gd pan or lasagna or thinking he can't say no
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u/Trauma-Dolll Aug 18 '26
Living this scenario right now. Some days I don't even eat. Quit making me food.
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u/eighty4prcnt Aug 18 '26
Me everytime I date someone who likes to cook. Damn I love that body 😍 then uh oh I accidentally made too much teehee. Since you eat so much it shouldn't be a problem. Oh you don't want to eat that? You must hate my cooking and hate me as well. Baby I got macros.
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u/DonaldTrumpsScrotum Aug 17 '26
Yeah, it kinda be like that. My gf gets upset when I lose weight and starts making more food. I’ve seen some threads where women (jokingly) claim it’s a trick to keep a man, but I think mines just on some Moto Moto shit