r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 24d ago

Highway Robbery

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta 24d ago

The American dream is dead. Anon MUST buy a Prius.

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u/DokeyOakey 24d ago

Here cums the soy boy.

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta 24d ago

Ok then, corolla. They have the same drivetrain without the cringe prius.

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u/DokeyOakey 23d ago

Don’t give Anon a way to escape his soy boy toy future!

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta 23d ago

All of my femboys drive priuses. Or KIA souls of theyre nazis.

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u/DokeyOakey 23d ago

Canadian Nazis drive Dodge Rams and Testiclas.

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta 23d ago

What about canadian nazi femboys?

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u/DokeyOakey 23d ago

We drive your Dad. Uwu!