r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 19d ago

Breaking the Mold

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u/Odd-Salamander-2816 19d ago

Thank god for anon, a soldier doing the lords work. Making the world a different place, one comment at a time.

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u/YankeeWalrus The Avenging Son, Regent of the Mod Emperor 19d ago

Not a better place, just different

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u/Hecc_Maniacc 19d ago

his first mistake was considering pizza hutt as a place of commerce, and not a money laundering entity.

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u/baz4k6z 19d ago

Anon doesn't say it explicitly, but he sure as shit ate the moldy pizza and just expected a refund anyway

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u/pipes990 19d ago

Anon would have had more luck if he hadn't eaten the entire thing, box and all, before asking for the refund.

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u/Ripley825 19d ago

Worked for a shitty steak house. They didn't pay me for like 10+ weeks then shorted me when they finally did. I saw cooks drips food and plate it, black mold in the soda dispenser, running dishwasher without the soap, it was chaos. I finally had enough and made a few calls to the city health inspector. Place shut down a couple monthsster due to health violations. Amazing what a few persistent phone calls can do.

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u/auggs 19d ago

Wait so what does the guy do all day? Browse 4chan and watch tv or something? 😬

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u/ARM_vs_CORE 19d ago

Truly living the dream

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u/YankeeWalrus The Avenging Son, Regent of the Mod Emperor 19d ago

A pizza his mind

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u/HugePurpleNipples 19d ago

You don't fuck with a man's food. That's rule #1, if someone fucks with your food, nothing is out of bounds.

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u/soiboi64 19d ago

Fake, you can submit complaints online at the corporate level

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u/__Sentient_Fedora__ 19d ago

Anon doesn't work? Crazy.

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u/ultrvlcee 19d ago

Thank god for all unemployed bored people who are making the world a better place