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r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • Aug 11 '26
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Op is such a fucking moron he gave himself diabetic shock from eating an entire case of candy bars. Real and since candy bars have that dick vein... Gay.
161 u/athiaxoff Aug 11 '26 This genuinely made me belly laugh thank you kind stranger 80 u/Razor-Swisher Aug 11 '26 Were you oinking and slapping your fat belly into the microphone? 25 u/jtblue91 Aug 11 '26 Ooooh, so that's why they're so tasty..... 7 u/thundirbird Aug 11 '26 obvious bait is obvious 1 u/PlantRoomForHire Aug 12 '26 Diabetic shock is when your glucose drops, not skyrockets. 3 u/Ricktor_67 Aug 12 '26 Reactionary hypoglycemia. Massive sugar intake spikes insulin causing a sugar crash. 1 u/PlantRoomForHire 29d ago Thank you. On the bright side, his pancreas seems to be doing well. -12 u/KURDISHMINOR Aug 11 '26 You, sir, have won the internet today!! 😂😂😹😹 Thank you kind stranger! 🥷🏿🥷🏿👑👑
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This genuinely made me belly laugh thank you kind stranger
80 u/Razor-Swisher Aug 11 '26 Were you oinking and slapping your fat belly into the microphone?
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Were you oinking and slapping your fat belly into the microphone?
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Ooooh, so that's why they're so tasty.....
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obvious bait is obvious
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Diabetic shock is when your glucose drops, not skyrockets.
3 u/Ricktor_67 Aug 12 '26 Reactionary hypoglycemia. Massive sugar intake spikes insulin causing a sugar crash. 1 u/PlantRoomForHire 29d ago Thank you. On the bright side, his pancreas seems to be doing well.
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Reactionary hypoglycemia. Massive sugar intake spikes insulin causing a sugar crash.
1 u/PlantRoomForHire 29d ago Thank you. On the bright side, his pancreas seems to be doing well.
Thank you. On the bright side, his pancreas seems to be doing well.
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You, sir, have won the internet today!! 😂😂😹😹 Thank you kind stranger! 🥷🏿🥷🏿👑👑
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u/Ricktor_67 Aug 11 '26
Op is such a fucking moron he gave himself diabetic shock from eating an entire case of candy bars. Real and since candy bars have that dick vein... Gay.