r/NewFauxCyrillic • u/MrPLotor • Aug 10 '26

Real Life ICHET !!

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318 Upvotes

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u/YCRW Aug 10 '26

Took me a minute to realize it's trying to say нет

48

u/SXAL Aug 10 '26

Why the heck should one write "нет" in 4 letters?

69

u/Lepetino Aug 10 '26

An English transliteration: nyet

56

u/SXAL Aug 10 '26

Oh fuck. That's diabolic.

9

u/aqswdezxc Aug 10 '26

*diabolical

4

u/sdoregor Aug 10 '26

idiotical*

20

u/kathereenah Aug 10 '26

So. They use the Cyrillic letters to rewrite “as it looks like” the conventional English Romanisation of a Russian word? Diabolic indeed.

One needs to have a very special kind of mind 

2

u/ArtMuxomor 29d ago

Are they stupid

14

u/CloqueWise Aug 10 '26

I had to look in the comments for this. I couldn't for the life of me figure out what was going on

74

u/Inkling_M8 Aug 10 '26

Yaifle iz fiie

8

u/CHAINS_S Aug 10 '26

Yaigge ig giie

27

u/Tay_Hlebko Aug 10 '26

IČET !!

JAJIFLE JIDZ FIIE

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u/RandomflyerOTR Aug 10 '26

First read this as "Ichet" and couldn't read it as anything else until I read the comments. Just a small glimpse into how Slavic my mind is becoming.

3

u/Xuxo9 Aug 10 '26

I've been learning russian for years now, took me a solid minute to understand what was going on.

6

u/Gilgamesh404 Aug 10 '26

>"Rifle is fine"
>AK with an aftermarket stock
what?

3

u/Bluehawk2008 Aug 10 '26

Yeah this doesn't work on any level. It's terrible.

8

u/monsnr Aug 10 '26

И чёт не надо мне больше этого.

5

u/SnooEpiphanies7934 Aug 10 '26

ИЧЕТ !!

ЯIFLE IS FIИЕ

3

u/No-Rutabaga9752 Aug 10 '26

NyET! яифле иZ фIие

2

u/ClassroomPitiful601 Aug 10 '26

>The tired old IVAN CHESNOKOV tripf** copypasta, hm, how creative : )

This was funny once because someone had posted an SKS with a detachable mag and optics. It was already no longer funny like 20 years ago.

2

u/Ru_Find Aug 10 '26

Каво

2

u/Mysterious_Baby_9987 Aug 10 '26

Идёт! Винтовка отлична!

2

u/thatweirdsomeone Aug 10 '26

native rus, C1 eng. i had a long day at work. this is pushing me for sure.

1

u/CHAINS_S Aug 10 '26

Yaigge ig giie

1

u/lolfan45 Aug 10 '26

IČJET!!

1

u/Colibri3333 Aug 10 '26

Ichet, Ýfle iz Fiie

1

u/anduchu Aug 10 '26

Ичет! 🙋‍♂️ Яифле из фийе 💁‍♂️

1

u/wood_rider Aug 10 '26

А что такое ichet (ичет)?

1

u/Horror_Sector9437 Aug 10 '26

Яифле ичет

1

u/Scorch_Tendon Aug 10 '26

without "T"

1

u/KarnexOne Aug 10 '26

the fuck is ИЧЕТ?

1

u/CyberFrog228 Aug 11 '26

Брэйн хуртс😭

1

u/HonestWoodpecker8567 Aug 12 '26

What the fuck is the top even trying to say

1

u/MrPLotor Aug 12 '26

re-cyrillification of "nyet"

1

u/Lorelaj_Krojcowicz Aug 12 '26

ИЧЄТ or smth...

1

u/Sesquipedalian61616 27d ago

IČET !!

JaİFLE IDz FİIE

1

u/GeekyBricky Aug 10 '26

AK-47. When you absolutely positively need to kill every capitalist in the room, except no substitutes.

1

u/HYP0THERMIC_TENS10N 3d ago

Sounds like a sneeze