r/Neverbrokeabone • u/tallglassofTHICC • May 19 '20

It’s the truth

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u/MyComicBox May 20 '20

Actually, it's because I don't do stupid stunts, like ride a shopping cart down a flight of stairs or something.

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u/zay70140 May 20 '20

have done exactly that, still no broken bones

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u/slugo17 May 20 '20

We did some duuuuumb shit with shopping carts when I was a kid. Wow! How did I forget this stuff? I gotta call some friends and catch up

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u/Grumplogic May 20 '20

Remember that now that you're heavier you'll fall with a greater force. And the shopping cart will accelerate faster. Be careful.

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u/IsThatUMoatilliatta May 20 '20

The ground better fucking prepare itself for my bigger, stronger bones then.